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  2. Mekong

    Any New Jokes

    Some Jokes are just so bad they are good
  3. Palatkik

    Any New Jokes

  4. Mekong

    Usa Thread

    I did say it was sick haha
  5. Yesterday
  6. passingthru69

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    Thanks Mekong for ruining my supper Was just getting ready to eat a dish of Panang curry pork. Then I read your post. Somehow I'm not hungry now...
  7. migrant

    Any New Jokes

    World worse joke (IMHO) A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender places the drink in front of him and turns back to other duties. Before the man could have his first sip a little monkey comes out from under the bar, goes to his drink, lifts his penis and dips his balls in the drink, then runs back under the bar. The man called the barkeep over and asked him " Did you know there is a little monkey that came out from under the bar, lifted his penis, and dipped his balls in my drink?" "Sorry", said the bartender, "he does that sometimes, let me get you a fresh drink, free of charge". The bartender sets the man up with the new drink and turns to a new customer. Again, before the man could have his first sip, the little monkey hops up from under the bar, runs to his drink, lifts his penis up, and dips his balls in the drink. The customer calls the barkeep over and says, "I'm not angry, but curious, why is there a monkey that hops up on the bar, lifts his penis, and dips his balls in my drink?". The bartender says, "I'm somewhat new here, so not sure but Jack, the piano player over there has been here 20 years so should know". The customer, who is by know really curious, walks across the bar to the piano player who, luckily, is on a break. "Say", asks the customer to the piano player, "Do you know that little monkey that hops up on the bar, lifts his penis, and dips his balls in my drink?" The piano player thought for a second and said, "No, but if you hum a few bars I probably can play it".
  8. Mekong

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    I had to re read that comment a few times before I got it. The word “Top” I understand now what Flash is inferring, “Top” as in position held not as in Manchester or Irish “Top” meaning “The Best”, we can have a “Top Man” a “Top Tune” ( a Top Top Tune is better than. Top Tune but not as good as a Top Top Top Tune) Irish “Top of the Morning to ya” means I wish you the best day There is another usage of the word “Top” but the Image of Hillary wearing a Strap-On is too sick even for I to contemplate.
  9. Coss

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    I with you, on how terrible the Clintons are. Something that Cav does not appear to understand, but I think you do, Trump is worse. You say "If they'd found Trump guilty" - can't yet, no indictment, no trial. Trump's only way out of this, is to resign and have Pence pardon him, immediately, à la, Nixon and Ford. IMHO Trump will go the way of Hubris and attempt a shot, at another term.
  10. Flashermac

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    If they'd found Trump guilty, the Republicans would have demanded an investigation of the Clintons, and that wouldn't be pretty. It would also have started a precedent that top politicians are no longer above the law! 😮
  11. Coss

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    here y'go Cav another one, for the best Trumpazee post of recent times
  12. cavanami

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    With 40+ law suits pending in the courts and after two years of filing law suits, Judicial Watch has the (FOIA) documents proving President Trump is NOT GUILTY! NO OBSTRUCTION! NO COLLUSION!!!
  13. Last week
  14. Coss

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    I heard a better summation today : Mueller says, effectively - we considered charging the President with crimes, normally with a 'normal' person this would be a binary decision - Have evidence = Indictment, Insufficient evidence ≠ indictment. But as the DOJ has a policy (not a law) that prevents the Indictment by DOJ staff, of a sitting President, we did not make the decision to Indict the President. This decision was based on the DOJ policy, not the evidence. So, if we could say the President is innocent of all proposed charges, we would do so, but referring to the DOJ policy, we cannot charge him. ------- And then there's the redactions. Mueller report: Subpoena issued for unredacted version - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47991337
  15. As I stated a Real Doctor would of stated Diazepam first followed by Valium for those who do not know if they felt it was needed. Grow up you sad cunt.
  16. I always fly Eva when coming from LA. In my opinion the best economy air service. This guy took advantage of it. Although Karma can be a bitch. I don't really like people fat shaming people. Around 30% of people in the Western world are classified as obese. Processed food is a big problem. When it's cheaper to buy a hamburger and fries, rather then a cabbage or a stick of broccoli is it any wonder? Having said that - this guy was clearly exploiting his obese status and the kind service of Eva to somehow get some species of enjoyment out of it. That fact that he irreparably mentally damaged these young girls didn't bother him. He should have been arrested when the plane landed for sexual harassment.
  17. panadolsandwich

    Stray puppy rescued swimming 200 km off shore in Thailand

    I'd suggest taking him even further inland than Khon Kaen. The Thai lotus garland (or is it marigold, I never remember) around his neck was a nice touch. He looks overjoyed as well. Good Boy!!!! He would be useful for transferring consignments between neighbouring countries.
  18. panadolsandwich

    Her shadow is always with her

    Sorry if none of this makes sense. I always have the forethought to get smashed on Good Friday - if only to piss off those God bothering bastards - and I've got a clever scheme to deal with them too. The other thing is, people seem to care about my quality as a writer. Particularly those Pattaya Addicts. I never said I was I writer, I'm just reasonably intelligent, and I even discount that. If my use of words is uncommon it's because I don't particularly care. I think that's why I excel so much at languages - I just go ahead and force my way through come hell or high water. I can certainly get my point across, that's all I really care about. Besides I've got higher paying jobs then being a lowly writer. Look at Stephen King, not exactly considered a literate man; his last or only decent book was The Shining, apart from his Richard Bachman work, which his most excellent work, even though he didn't deign to put his name to it (what an idiot). And that was nigh on 40 years ago. What has he written since? Alcoholic, drug driven bullshit, that is what. He writes to a formula - with AI these days, we don't even need him to do that. Or even ask him too.
  19. And he flew economy! How could he even fit in an economy seat? He should have been in the baggage compartment. Suddenly, the Chinese tourists don't look so bad after all.
  20. Honestly Some things you just cant make up
  21. Taiwanese flight attendants will no longer have to worry about wiping the butt of one obese American passenger after he passed away in Thailand last month. The man, estimated to weigh around 200 kg (440 lbs), made headlines back in January following a press conference in which traumatized female flight attendants from Taiwanese airline Eva Air recalled how he had forced them to pull down his pants while on the toilet and even wipe his butt for him on a flight from Los Angeles to Taipei. Later that month, flight attendants were horrified to learn that the passenger had already booked another Eva Air flight for May that would return him through Taipei from Bangkok. The airline later notified the man’s attorney that they would be canceling that reservation, eventually leading to the discovery that he had died in March on the Thai island of Ko Samui from “an illness.” Eva Air said that it was now working with the man’s family members to refund the cost of the ticket. During the fateful January 19th trip, flight attendants say that the man asked them to help him to the bathroom, explaining that he recently had surgery on his hand. Once inside the toilet, he directed the all-female crew to pull down his pants and tried to insist on leaving the door open while he did his business. Finally, he called on them to come inside and wipe his ass for him, threatening to stay in the bathroom for the entire flight if they would not. Feeling as if she had no choice, one flight attendant put on three layers of surgical gloves and started wiping. As she did so, the man allegedly started moaning in pleasure and encouraging her, “deeper, deeper!” He then claimed that she hadn’t done a good enough job and made her wipe three more times before he was satisfied. Afterward, the flight attendant wrote in an Instagram post that she locked herself inside the bathroom, crying and vomiting, unable to wash away the stench of the man’s shit. In the post, she called on EVA Air to better protect its employees, hire more male flight attendants, and prevent similar physically-challenged passengers from boarding unattended in the future. The later press conference was held by the Taoyuan Flight Attendants Union for these same reasons, arguing that flight attendants work under an unfair culture where they are expected to meet every customer demand, no matter how absurd or demeaning. It was later revealed that the man was actually a frequent Eva Air flyer, traveling with the airline 20 times in the past, with a history of questionable behavior. The airline confirmed that he had also requested flight attendants to wipe his butt during a flight from Taipei to Bangkok in May 2018, but that crew members had refused that request. On other flights, he asked flight attendants to “help clean his urine bottle,” a request which was acceded to “out of the spirit of service” and spilled soda and yogurt on himself during a meal which crew members helped to clean up. Eva Air denied rumors that he had once taken a dump at his seat. https://shanghai.ist/2019/04/18/obese-american-passenger-who-made-taiwanese-flight-attendants-wipe-his-butt-dies-in-thailand/
  22. Kim is just bargaining for position. This was a small short range missile, no big deal. It was a poke in the ribs to remind Trump that he is still around. Kim wants the sanctions removed and is trying to get Trump to compromise. Also, it was a bit "gauche" of Pomelo to say that Kim is a "tyrant". What was the point in stating the obvious?
  23. https://www.bangkokpost.com/news/general/1661948/sฺeafaring-dog-boonrod-brought-ashore-in-songkhla?fbclid=IwAR1Xc0Zp0UFuARZi1y-Hc-C0MVhFgFgZYLf9vBYSVvEVEew31k49VC95W7k He's even been on the BBC news.
  24. Coss

    Usa Thread

    Mueller report is finally released after two years of investigation into Donald Trump and Russia as it's still warm from the oven, and redacted, read about it here: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12223729 My 10c worth: They've released all the bits, where they can say, we're not sure he did anything bad, but kept the bits where they can say, bad boy, slap on back of head, redacted ... And in particular, they've said things like: "If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment. The evidence we obtained about the President's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him." let's dissect this pearl of wisdom - If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. - we can't say - he didn't do it. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment. - we still can't say - he didn't do it. The evidence we obtained about the President's actions and intent presents difficult issues that prevent us from conclusively determining that no criminal conduct occurred - we've got evidence, that prevents us from saying - he didn't do it. Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him. - we may not have a smoking gun - we also can't say - he didn't do it. The redacted bits are, (but not exclusively ) related to criminal investigations that are ongoing. What and who, they might be directed at, is unknown, so this'll be more bad news for Trump and co. in the coming months, as people are charged and go to Jail. How's that Manafort fella doing? And as the American machine rolls through the holiday weekend and into next week, there'll be more.
  25. panadolsandwich

    Her shadow is always with her

    555, I'm a world renowned surgeon. I've saved more lives than any body would care for. I've got no excuse to make. I'm only young, but I could retire right now. I'm an exemplar. So while I drink on this "Good" Friday, I might ponder the fate of Thai 360. Let's spin it on its axis. And thank fuck I'm not your surgeon in the next couple of days.
  26. Kurt Schlichter Gender Male, Address Los Angeles, California, Hometown Manhattan Beach, California Occupation Trial Lawyer, Employer Schlichter & Shonack, LLP, Alumni Of / Alma Mater University of California, San Diego Military Rank Colonel, Affiliation Army National Guard Age 53 , Academic Degree Bachelor of Arts, Juris Doctor, Master's degree, Academic Major Communications, Law, Strategic studies Interests Politics, Writing Kurt Schlichter is an AmericanFreelance writer, trial lawyer, and former Colonel known for his detestation of Progressives in the United States. He has written for publications such as The Los Angeles Daily Journal, and has appeared in several television programs on Fox News, where he has recently presented his views regarding the Brett Kavanaugh nomination progress as a Supreme Court Justice... https://everipedia.org/wiki/lang_en/kurt-schlichter/
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