Due to my fondness for Archery and also for DCS World Flight SIM, I post on boards that deal with these hobbies. All of them have similar Covid themed threads.
The below is what I am posting in them :
"Got my 1st jab two weeks ago (underlying health issues), no problems, except that now there are two-headed babies, popping up in the lawn every morning, they evaporate by the time I get down to them, so I'm not too worried.
Also when I go to the shopping mall, everyone's cellphone within about 10 metres of me, stops working. So it's quite a distraction, as I walk through, all the people close to me, are holding up their phones to the sky, to try and get reception, at first I thought, they were giving me adulation, now I just scurry along and do my shopping.
Also, why are all the cars purple now? Is this some new rule I've not been told about?"