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  1. Hi, Guys, why are you so obsessed with this thread? Why want it locked? Don't like it, just don't bloody read it. Sanuk!
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  2. When I was at school we were given the Polio vaccine on a sugar cube (no not Bork), later we had the TB vaccine, a passage of rites, one had the same scar on the shoulder as your father, if you like your first tattoo (not that I have inkings) The number of times I fell of my bike, fell on broken glass, got bitten by neighbors dog etc and ent to the local infirmary for a tetanus jab, it was just all part and parcel of life and growing. As I got older and traveling overseas for work I have had, Yellow Fever, Cholera, Typhoid, Hepatitis, Rabies and Anthrax vaccinations to name a few. I never complained it was being forced on me, it was simple no vaccination, not allowed into foreign country, Covid Passport is nothing new, I have had a vaccination passport for over 30 years, it just seemed normal. And to hear todays anti-vaxxers whining and winging about civil liberties and against their will, Pathetic.
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  3. I had to channel my hidden Coss
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  4. Two Marines are driving through Kabul The Marine driving says "Had the best Afghan girl last night" The second Marine says "Really!! Tell me more" Marine driving says "She was fantastic. Fucked her pussy. Fucked her ass so hard" Second Marine says "Did you get a blowjob?" Marine driving says "Nah...couldn't find her head"
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  5. I bet the Burmese males aged 18-28 on Phuket are worried
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  6. He said the company had seen the vaccination plan but had said nothing." Is that apart from you will only get 30% and join COVAX, it couldn’t have been much plainer, does he expect AZ to do the Maths for him, Donkey. The Thai Government were clearly under the wrong impression that AZ was a Thai company who could be bullied, haha don’t fuck with us Brits especially when it comes to contracts, you will get burned.
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  7. It’s a great way to use up all the unwanted Sinovac, give it to “Other Officials”
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  8. Hey Trump haters....now you have Bidumb...enjoy 555
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  10. Let's continue with my golden memory ride In this gogo bar "GOLD" in the LK Metro, a golden creature dances. Slim, petite, a little fragile looking; she weighs barely 48 kilos. But the little one has tits ... absolute world class. Wonderful, slightly swinging, bouncing big breasts with every dance move she makes, boobies, bosoms, hooters ... I'm going crazy, my heart is increasing its frequency, my blood pressure is rising, it's getting restless inside me. I feel the testosterone flowing in, creating that tingly feeling of horniness, I guess that's what we call it. I reach into my left trouser pocket and take out the tube of tablets and take one Metoprolol and one Amlodipine to stabilize the circulation. After a few minutes I feel the calming effect of the medication. I watch the girl on the dance stage, oh no, I devour her with my eyes. The magic of this girl touches me, goes to my heart. I smile at her, she comes to me. After the usual greeting and mutual introduction "How are you?" "What's your name?" "Where do you come from?" I realise very quickly that her knowledge of English is very limited. She calls in her half-sister, who takes on the role of interpreter. "Same father, but two different mothers." She is 28 and thus the pi-sa-u (older sister) to the 3 years younger nung-sa-u (younger sister). I stay in the gogo for over 4 hours. Just because of the girl. They are wonderful hours. After 2 hours - I have used all my charm (do I even have that?), my politeness to please the girl. I sense from her reactions that yes, there is still something there, it works, she reacts increasingly positively and interestedly to my compliments. The half-sister translates. I avoid overtexting the girls. Every now and then I ask a question about her family, her circumstances, etc., so that the two girls also get a chance to talk. I drink one bottle of beer after the other, the girls get their ladydrinks; they have to go to the dance stage for 15 minutes every 30 minutes or so. This gives me the opportunity to look at them, to admire them. Getting off on the sight of them, that phrase would be inappropriate now because it's too objectified. It degrades this sweet beauty queen to an object of sexual desire. However, over the course of 2 or 3 hours, I have created an intellectual and emotional distance from this girl whose father I could be. I'll explain that in a moment. She puts her hand on my arm a few times, smiles at me. "I take care you. Pay bar for me. I go with you." Girl, you tempt me, make it infinitely harder. Luckily, the two ladies have to go back upstairs to dance. That gives me a chance to think for a moment. I have to admit to myself that I am no longer an adequate, equal, coherent partner for this girl. Precisely because of my age and my frailty. I began thinking of all the beautiful girls I have had in the years and decades before. I have dozens of slide boxes with the most wonderful pictures from the analogue time and hundreds of pictures from the more recent digital time. We made love all night and all morning in all possible and impossible positions, so that even the mattress groaned with pleasure. I kept gushing like an inexhaustible Saudi oil well. At noon, around 12 o'clock, room service pounded loudly and insistently against the hotel room door, shouting: "Stop fucking now! I must clean room." (memories, sweet memories) "I can't do that anymore. The stroke has crippled you; the right side of your body is largely paralysed. You can no longer move your right arm and hand. Why don't you face up to it?" "You can only disappoint the girl and make a fool of yourself. Now maybe the girl is a little impressed with you. She realises that I'm not a bonehead like the many other farlangs she's had the experience of "See me, feel me, barfine me, fuck me, pay me." This sets me pleasantly apart from the others, I suspect, I hope. She is so pretty, so overwhelmingly erotic, her daintiness, her fragility, her smile, her luscious, light velvet breasts are overwhelmingly erotic in their appeal, but these qualities of hers also create a certain distance that is heightened by her innocence, purity, virginity. Sure, it would be totally different if I were 40 again, being full of sap, physically trained, with a washboard stomach. (being full of sap = voll im Saft stehend; being strong and physically able to perform) "You old cowboy should keep your hands off such a creature. Besides, you smell like a beer keg. Not very pleasant for such a girl. You're not 40 anymore, athletically trained, successful in your job, bursting with strength and lust for life. Then you would be an appropriate partner for that girl." In the hour that followed, I asked neither about the amount of the barfine nor about her price for longtime. The many beers had an effect, my head began to spin. I gradually became drunk. I still had to take the Songtheo back and then walk about 250 metres. That can be dangerous in this drunken state. My bill: about 3000 Baht, which is about 85 euros. The euro has degenerated into a junk currency. I want my old hard DM back. I went to this gogo for a few more evenings and had a great time with the two half-sisters.
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  11. What a blessing to listen to Joe Biden talking. He won´t make it easier for Germany to escape from the duties but still t is a blessing.
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  12. If the Trumpists keep on claiming that her hero has won the election I insist that Germany has won WW II. Biggest fraud ever.
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  13. Gentlemen. I have been following the US election process for much more than a year now, lighting a couple of thousand candles for the victory of whomeever except Trump. So far satisfied. Although I have to say the US election follows such a perverted system that it would really need a complete overhaul. Which shall never happen because the men and women in charge would not allow it in order to keep their seats warm for ever. Will Mdme Pelosi still be there when she is 120? The influence of money is a disgrace and finally the result depends on a few thousand voters in the swingstates. No good.
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  14. Hi, Excellent. The world does not need more oil pipes polluting pristine wilderness. Switch to renewable energy already! Sanuk!
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  15. Go-Betweens are a Brissie band, most of the really good bands come from here. I used to live next door to the Saints squat in Petrie Terrace. The Go-Betweens have had a bridge, a tunnel, and some other stuff named after them in Brissie
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  16. Who’d have figured huh! The Thai360 Johnny Cash Appreciation Society
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  17. Always enjoyed a good collaboration between different cultures. MPIH should recognize both of these.
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  18. More like Permian than Dinosaur Since XP launch 33% of the Global Population have been born
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  19. Madonna - I loved her music, but more important a lot of respect how she handled her career, she owned all her music, label assets far better than most other artist. And wasn't afraid to cut across genres, Now you may not like white women, older white women, but this is pretty fucking hot for a 63 year old! ps. I love MILF's, it's the only advantage of being back home. Then again I've never had a real type, as long as it's female, has a pretty face and a great smile, then I'm pretty happy, red, green, brown white, tall short, skinny curvy, tats no tats,
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  20. I thought Trump had left?
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  21. I bought a greyhound off a blacksmith on the weekend. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the front gate.
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  22. The Duke [2020] In 1961, Kempton Bunton, a 60 year old taxi driver, steals Goya's portrait of the Duke of Wellington from the National Gallery in London. Old school style British comedy drama based on a true story with two established lead actors on form, highly entertaining.
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  23. Britain is now officially a country where the tale wags the dog. Last night on Channel 5 there was a period drama about Ann Boleyn, Henry VIII second wife who was beheaded in 1536. The lead role is played by a Coloured Actress “for diversity” notwithstanding the fact that the first recorded person of colour in the UK wasn’t recorded until 1593, over 50 years later. So, not only a Coloured Ann Boleyn to keep BLM and the wokes happy but the character is also lesbian to boot to tick the LBGT box, so a Straight White real person from history is depicted as a Coloured Lesbian, yes very historically correct NOT. Imagine the outrage if Tom Hanks was cast as Martin Luther King or Meryl Streep as Rosa Parks, they would be torching movie theatres. And only today Met Police Chief was asking for Positive Discrimination for more Coloured in the police force, forget the fact that many are unfit to join the police, we should let them because of the colour of there skin and be recruited before white applicants who are qualified for the position. The Coloured population of the UK is only 3% yet they are claiming 10%+ representation. I am glad I got out, it I still lived there I would burst a blood vessel.
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  24. If somebody would try a cheat-list with President Trump Mr Khunsanuk would have to apply for more bandwidth.
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  25. From my trip to the Hamburg cruise terminal and my memories and comments on a series of old hits and pop songs back to my Düsseldorf garden and the little happiness it offers. This spring of 2021 is far too cold. Now in May, temperatures barely exceed 13, 14 degrees, at night between 6 and 8. With temperatures like these, there is hardly any spring fever. The fruit tree blossom is also two to three weeks later this year than the long-term average. Here a flowering apple tree Hopefully there will be some thick juicy apples in autumn My spring flowers have all blossomed: the daffodils and tulips, the crocuses and snowdrops. Instead, uninvited weeds such as my favourite, the dandelion, are in bloom. I use a hoe and a hand shovel to get to grips with the weeds. I pull them out with stump and handle. That's exhausting work for me. Here are a few pictures from last year. You can clearly see my paralysed right arm hanging down without function. The left hand has to do all the work. I work two to three hours a day. It is hard and exhausting for me with my paralysis, but it is good for the body and the muscles. It is like applied physiotherapy, only much cheaper and more effective. to be continued ...
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  26. When I read the title “My Octopus Teacher” I envisaged a movie about a pedophile schoolteacher who couldn’t keep his hands to himself. Maybe read it as a news headline sometime in the past.
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  27. Hi, Must be for the same reason they refer to themselves as "Irish-American", "Italian-American", etc even though even their (grand)parents were born in the US. Sanuk!
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  28. Have I given out ladydrinks via webcam in the past weeks and months? No! There is a very weighty reason 555555 I haven't been to the hairdresser for over 6 months! Corona related. Barber shops are closed. I haven't shaved in over 2 months! I look like the most horrible character in a horror movie. Girls would be scared to death if they saw me on screen. But basically now: I wouldn't do that. No. If I know a girl who has got into financial difficulties because of the Corona crisis, then I help with a money transfer. I did that several times in the past months. I have transferred from 1,500 baht to 10,000 baht to very specific girls whom I have known very well for years (including their personal, family circumstances). Once again: Only to girls I have known very well for years and who don't lead me down the garden path. (ein X für ein U vormachen – in German) So, now I can be flamed by you …
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  29. All countries need a Mr Gormsby to sort out the nancy boys and dress wearers New Zealand's funniest ever show
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  30. Assassins [2020] An account of the two women convicted of assassinating Kim Jong-un's half-brother, Kim Jong-nam in Malaysia. The film follows the women's trials in an attempt to understand whether they are trained killers or simply pawns. An engrossing documentary showing the bizarre story as the investigation unfolded.
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  31. Enjoyed that thanks, recall going to see the exhibit in '69 at the British Museum. Did not think the inserted romance was too bad, at least no bames littering the cast for once!
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  32. Hi, Or maybe your predecessor is a lousy loser and incited his followers to storm the Capitol. Sanuk!
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  33. Promising Young Woman [2020] Memorable and entertaining dark thriller comedy with a darkness that lingers, of a feminist vigilant. A mesmerizing lead performance, good soundtrack and surprise ending make this one to see.
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  34. He's still here in the Bangkok doing OK.
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  35. ...more on casinos... In the not so distant past, I had a group of investors together working to buy an older cargo/cruise ship, refit it and have it parked off the coast on Thailand in international waters, for a casino/hotel/resort type operation...it was no go as the powers to be on shore would not having any of this! we were to have a group of launch boats to shuttle customers back and forth from the mainland...but a certain group vied to control the launches, and another group wanted the "security contract" of our ship....and on and on and on... In the end, it wasn't profitable for us to proceed as too many bloodsuckers were in the works...
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