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  1. An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery. The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says "pretty slick aye bro, the owner didn't even see me". Unimpressed the Maori replies "typical dishonest Aussie, bro I’m gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result". The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says "bro I want to show you a magic trick" intrigued the owner obliges. The Maori asked him for a pastry and he eats it. He asks for another and eats that to. And the another which he eats also. By now the owner says "c'mon mate where's the magic trick?" The Maori points to the Aussie & replies “now check his pockets".
    3 points
  2. Hi, John_Betong, ex-colleague and infrequent poster here, passed away last Saturday. RIP John KS
    2 points
  3. Imagine the scenario Patient: Hello Doc, I would like a Licence to grow Cannabis Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Patient: I am F**king sick of this government. Doctor: Reasonable enough, here you go.
    2 points
  4. Don't Look Up [2021] Two low-level astronomers must go on a giant media tour to warn mankind of an approaching comet that will destroy planet Earth. A disaster movie in genre and delivery. Star studded smug satire that is mostly cringe with few laughs.
    2 points
  5. Sir, this is really serious. And it is the full truth which I swear by the Almighty: Several years ago I coincidentially walked down Soi 7 and passing by the Beergarden I saw a woman of almost uncredible beauty. She did even smile at me and I asked her if she probably could sacrifice some spare time to accompany me for dinner and discuss further possibilities. Only if her time allowed of course. Later we arrived at a hotel deep into Soi 18 ( Park Plaza) and she finally refused to enter the room because the door of the room had been painted in black colour. They always say it is the Land of Smiles but it isn´t. Later Madame decided to abandon her doubts but I am still sure it was because I had not settled the bill yet. Conclusion: cash beats ghost.
    2 points
  6. Hi, >I miss them. So do I, but I don't think it would ever work again. Certainly not with regards to the evenings out afterwards. Too much has changed I guess. Then again, maybe we could try to arrange a meet-up in BKK in several months if this f&()#$ covid has finally subsided. Sanuk!
    2 points
  7. At college we were learning about Pavlov, most of us thought it was a load of bollocks. Then the bell rang and we all went for lunch.
    2 points
  8. Thailand's biggest mystery is not the disappearance of Jim Thompson, but rather how Thai drivers can see 47 different kinds of ghosts, but not a human in a pedestrian crossing.
    2 points
  9. Decades ago there used to be gatherings of a large group of mongers, Meet up at a place near cowboy, usually one with great burgers or a midget at the door run by Santos, Then off to all the bars as a large group, numbers fluctuating depending where someone dropped of or rejoined the mob. And the great joy was a post on Monday or Sunday about the bar crawl. Who got drunk, was the most handsome man, an online debate would follow on line defending oneself from disappearing so soon, and your opinion of that great bar sucks. For those living overseas it was a great way to remember what you might be missing In Oz we'd have our own get together, sitting at a mates place, now passed on, getting Thai food and beer, if lucky even Thai beer, and talking about past bar crawls. Ahhh the mamories!
    2 points
  10. And why are BLM / Rent-a-mob getting involved. I have heard things such as “White Privilege” and “Only one non-white on the jury” What colour were his assailants, a clue NOT BLACK.
    2 points
  11. When I was at school we were given the Polio vaccine on a sugar cube (no not Bork), later we had the TB vaccine, a passage of rites, one had the same scar on the shoulder as your father, if you like your first tattoo (not that I have inkings) The number of times I fell of my bike, fell on broken glass, got bitten by neighbors dog etc and ent to the local infirmary for a tetanus jab, it was just all part and parcel of life and growing. As I got older and traveling overseas for work I have had, Yellow Fever, Cholera, Typhoid, Hepatitis, Rabies and Anthrax vaccinations to name a few. I never complained it was being forced on me, it was simple no vaccination, not allowed into foreign country, Covid Passport is nothing new, I have had a vaccination passport for over 30 years, it just seemed normal. And to hear todays anti-vaxxers whining and winging about civil liberties and against their will, Pathetic.
    2 points
  12. I had to channel my hidden Coss
    2 points
  13. Two Marines are driving through Kabul The Marine driving says "Had the best Afghan girl last night" The second Marine says "Really!! Tell me more" Marine driving says "She was fantastic. Fucked her pussy. Fucked her ass so hard" Second Marine says "Did you get a blowjob?" Marine driving says "Nah...couldn't find her head"
    2 points
  14. I bet the Burmese males aged 18-28 on Phuket are worried
    2 points
  15. He said the company had seen the vaccination plan but had said nothing." Is that apart from you will only get 30% and join COVAX, it couldn’t have been much plainer, does he expect AZ to do the Maths for him, Donkey. The Thai Government were clearly under the wrong impression that AZ was a Thai company who could be bullied, haha don’t fuck with us Brits especially when it comes to contracts, you will get burned.
    2 points
  16. It’s a great way to use up all the unwanted Sinovac, give it to “Other Officials”
    2 points
  17. Until they scrap the Thai Pass for foreigners and the rip off insurance requirement Thailand is not open,
    1 point
  18. The Thief, His Wife and the Canoe [2022 TV Limited Series] Four-part UK TV drama based on the true story and book of how prison officer John Darwin faked his own death in a canoe accident to claim life insurance and avoid bankruptcy - unbeknownst to his two sons. Simple to follow well-made crime drama from the point of view of his coercive controlled wife and partner in crime.
    1 point
  19. I think a one-off get-together would probably work - and probably be a lot of fun - but as a regular thing, unlikely for all the reasons that have already been mentioned.
    1 point
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  21. Slow Horses - TV streaming So far very good, well worth a look. Chris Reilly, Gary Oldman, Rosalind Eleazar, Jack Lowden, Kristin Scott Thomas, Olivia Cooke, Jonathan Pryce and many many others, looks like a long burn this one. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5875444/
    1 point
  22. https://www.msn.com/en-xl/northamerica/top-stories/france-recalls-ambassadors-to-us-australia-over-submarine-deal/ar-AAOzoHG So in a nutshell: France loses Submarine contract worth some 50~90 Billion, dollars presumably. Recalls ambassadors from USA and Straya. ? Isn't that what you do as a preamble to declaring war? Or is now the default position for contract disputes? Instead of running away, dropping rifles, clatter, clatter, clatter?
    1 point
  23. I keep seeing historical set movies and people of disadvantaged colour etc are portrayed as equal characters which is totally implausable It's rewriting history Now I support pretty much all diversity etc, but rewriting history is silly, looks so dumb
    1 point
  24. Title. SEVEN Stages Content 8 items One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Happy to help!
    1 point
  25. Our House [2022 TV Limited Series] Based on the novel of the same name, tells the story of a woman, who arrives home one day to find a family of strangers moving into her house and her husband disappeared. Enjoyable lightweight TV thriller for when the mood suits, some good performances, plot holes abound.
    1 point
  26. Strange how two people can have the same opinion of one person, he was pissed at me when I called him that 😅
    1 point
  27. I remember the Molly Malones, didnt they offer unlimited champagne? Loz Cabos was a lovely building, I liked Gullies, Woodstock< Santos all the places.
    1 point
  28. You are not missing much TBH
    1 point
  29. Maxwell was Criminal, got found guilty yesterday, but Randy Andy one is a civil case brought by Virginia Giueffre (née Roberts) In the light of the Maxwell verdict there are calls to bring criminal charges against Randy Andy Even if criminal charges are brought, papers cannot be served in the presence of the Queen or near any official residence (how far is near, i.e. 100 yards, 100 miles etc, is not defined) Furthermore if papers are successfully served then extradition proceedings have to take place, somehow I couldn’t imagine UK Courts sanctioning the extradition of any resident, let alone the queens son, in light of the ongoing Harry Dunn case, where the US won’t turn over Anna Sacoolas.
    1 point
  30. Hi, How about we all stop talking about underage girls. Hardly appropriate here. Sanuk!
    1 point
  31. More like Permian than Dinosaur Since XP launch 33% of the Global Population have been born
    1 point
  32. Naked [1993] An unemployed Mancunian vents his rage on unsuspecting strangers as he embarks on a nocturnal London odyssey. Recently re-released after 30 years celebrating the works of Mike Leigh, it could have been made yesterday as it is a timeless masterpiece. Full of brutal and withering wit, brilliantly played, written and directed.
    1 point
  33. Even Microsoft runs Linux on their cloud servers.
    1 point
  34. Well done Aussie Police, and another stick to bash Abo’s with. The, mainly, British Press make me sick referring to Cleo as The Australian Madeleine McCann Mamy differences, the fist being Cleo was taken from a caravan when sh was sleeping with her parents where as Maddie was taken from a holiday villa whilst her parents had left her alone ( a 6 year old in a foreign country no less) to go on the lash with their mates Now Maddie’s parents are saying this “gives them hope”, what planet are they on Cleo was missing for 18 days, Maddie has been missing for over 14 years UK Police have spent / wasted £20 Million on Maddie whereas a few years earlier there was the case of Ben Needham who went missing in Greece and never found, they spent £1 Million on him. Is this because Portugal is better for Police Jollies than Greece or maybe Maddie’s Parents are Middle Class, Father a Consultant Cardiologist and Mother a Doctor (General Practitioner) whereas Bens parents were a 21 year old unmarried couple from a Northern England Housing Estate, you see the picture.. Again, Kudos to Aussie Police and I bet doll sales will fall significantly amongst the Abo population.
    1 point
  35. ...and finally...
    1 point
  36. Scotty from Marketing has done pretty well here He managed to piss off the French and the Chinese in one go
    1 point
  37. “Faire L’enfant” as they say in French
    1 point
  38. Reminds me of the spoiled kid who, when losing, takes his ball and goes home.
    1 point
  39. I'd like to take a moment, to remember 9-11 and the 20 years since
    1 point
  40. Riders Of Justice [2020] A soldier takes compassionate leave home to see his teenage daughter, after his wife dies in a train accident. It seems like an accident until a mathematics geek, who was also on the train, and his two colleagues show up. Excellent Danish revenge thriller with a wickedly funny dark side, action packed, full of subtle drama and surprises. Worth seeing.
    1 point
  41. Gentlemen, again with utmost sadness I feel the duty to report that US cardinal, Holyness Raymond Leo Burke, ended up in hospital and needs to be treated with a ventilator due to an infection with the Covid virus. Which is sort of a tragic comedy because his Holyness spent a lot of energy declaring vaccination against the virus as inappropriate. The Thai360 board wishes him well but some uneducated participants might laugh their asses off.
    1 point
  42. Hence the reason why I prefer to work with inanimate objects rather no people, I would say something along the lines of “No Sympathy, now Fuck Off … Next”
    1 point
  43. Hi, "Sinovac also costs at least four times more than AstraZeneca." I think we can all guess where a big part of that expense is for, and why the Thai gov prefers to deal with China instead of the West. Sanuk!
    1 point
  44. The reason why Astra Zeneca failed to supply 10 Million doses per month as expected is because the Thai Government has still not placed the contract for 10 Million doses per month. Anyone who has dealt with Government agencies in Thailand will be aware of incessant paperwork, getting bounced from one department to another, the need for brown envelopes to grease the wheels and so on, well the very same thing is taking place in the procurement process of vaccines including inter departmental finger pointing, people delaying signatures to look important (I.e. waiting for the envelope) and so on, and General Pinocchio is allowing this to happen. On Saturday Bumrungrad opened registration for Moderna Vaccine, lines opened at 09:00 by 09:01 fully booked, people are sick of this Sinovac crap they are being fobbed off with. They are talking about a Third dose of Pfizer for Health Workers who have had 2 doses of Sinovac, those against it say it will send out the wrong signals that Sinovac is ineffective where as the whole nation knows it is ineffective. I mentioned a couple of weeks back about the anti government sentiment being on the rise over here, now mainstream media are reporting such, I also said when the UK comes out of lockdown if people die the PM gets sacked, in Thailand if people die the PM just locks up protesters.
    1 point
  45. Quick update 6 weeks off them now, they say it gets easier with time. Bollox haha does it fuck. Have I been tempted to smoke? Sure every waking minute, but I won’t, It is not the wife, family Doctor etc telling me to stop it is myself telling me to stop and if I was to start again I would be letting myself down .. I am bett r than that’s!
    1 point
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