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  1. I was in Asda with the missus and put a box of Stella in the trolley. “What do you think you are doing”? Asks the missus. I reply “its on offer £10 for 24 cans” “put them back we can’t afford it“ she said. A few aisles on she picks up a £20 jar of face cream and put it in the trolley. “What you doing”? I said. “it makes my face look beautiful” she replied. So I said, “so does 24 cans of Stella and its half the fucking price”.
    3 points
  2. So we were having breakfast a few days back and in come these 2 American girls, good looking I guess, for white chicks. They were seated at the table touching ours and said hello etc…then they started… ‘…Thai guys keep hitting on me and staring at me, it makes me UN comfortable…” Could it be that when you bend over, I can see full tit,nipples included? Has she a clue..? Or is it her right to display her boobs and no one should look? They were staying up by KSR, had the big but empty back packs, down this way to check out the shopping and a tattoo shop because they want to get “traditional Buddhist tattoos called “SKY Yants or something” (their mispronounced and exact words)…” They were slightly annoyed that the wait staff at the restaurant did not fully understand English as fast as they spoke it “…you’d think they’d brush up a bit if they want tourist business …” Back to the tattoo shop, apparently, there is a shop on Soi 4 that does the sacred “SKY Yants.” I informed them there was a temple outside of Bangkok, Wat Bang Phra, maybe an hour or so by car that does them the true traditional way and maybe they should check it out if they want the real deal… they informed me that this shop has an “Ajarn (they pronounced the J hard)” I asked if they knew what an Ajarn was and they informed me “…it is a Buddhist holy man…” at this point my head was ready to explode… they informed me they had read up on this on instagram the internet etc…and had a bit of that 20+ year old “enlightened know it all” aire about them…it was clear they were “…intelligent independent strong women…” so yeah… Now You have to really appreciate these types, they travel thousands of miles to experience the real Tghailand and have a deep experience by hanging around an area known as a farang/backpacker ghetto, partying with other farang, going to a full moon party (these 2 had that planned as well) were asking for advise, but weren’t going to take it. They were going to have a deep spiritual experience by getting tattoos at 11pm in a tattoo shop located in a red light zone full of the types of people they resent/hate (they couldn’t stand “…all these miserable old men with girls half their age…” then in a few weeks, go back to the USA or UK or Where ever and wear their Elephant print pants telling everyone how connected they are to “the real Thailand…” Never liked these types, and the older I get the more I dislike them yet find them amusing…. All I can really say is “Damned kids..!” Or “…These kids today…” I must be getting old…
    2 points
  3. Agree 100% I have 2 sons who I guarantee have relied on the internet for all their knowledge/information from the time they left school. The most dangerous types on the net IMO are the "Influences" whatever that is. And most of them are probably narcissists. I recently asked the younger one his thoughts on Andrew Tate. To my surprise he thought he was a great guy. I explained to him the guy was a misogynistic pig to which he expressed his disagreement. Moment of concern for me as a parent considering the way we brought him up. Zuckerberg is a despicable human being.
    2 points
  4. It must be over 10 years since I have socialised around Farang tourist or KSR types, so I can’t comment on the current generation but it sounds like I have dodged the bullet on this one. The internet is supposed to make people more intelligent,,where as in fact in it has made people stupider. An idiot post an opinion online, someone buys it hook line and sinker and posts something even stupider and the downward spiral continues. And I can bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that they are not getting their info from travel websites and other knowledgeable places, oh no they go to the font of all knowledge Facebook, Instagram and Twitter claiming “it is true, I read it on the interweb thingy”
    2 points
  5. I don’t think he would be that stupid. As I said previously he was the stooge / fall guy. Any drugs dealing hand will sacrifice the lower players in order to remain at liberty and continue in business. The heat was on, Police knew what was happening and wanted a name so they gave him the farang with enough drugs on him to make it look like a major bust for the police but not make a dent in the cartels business. Many international Smugglers are grassed up by the people they are carrying for. Load a fall guy up with say 1kg of Coke inform the airport they have a bust, meanwhile whilst customs are happy the real mule is strolling right through with 10kg of Coke
    2 points
  6. An old but goody
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  7. May I suggest we agree on Thong Low
    2 points
  8. We enjoyed your posts and I for one, am looking forward to more, even non monger, daily observations, as befit, gentlemen of our outlook
    2 points
  9. I’ve settled down, calmed down as well I suppose…I left for awhile as I needed a break from 1-2 guys who annoyed me with their constant crap and what were, basically, outright lies and misrepresentations…blocked some and some left… As for the younger crowd, they know it all and do what they want…show off, throw money around and have basically ruined a lot of the scene… Same bunch that screwed up Thailand are now screwing up Cambodia and eventually I suppose the PI as well… You could actually see it with some of the guys who used to post here, all the arguments about sending money and supporting bar girls, tipping, over tipping etc…with some, there was/is no respect for the established game, standard rates and practices etc…everybody just wanted to play by their own rules…that never really works well in the long run…
    2 points
  10. Would love to have heard the conversation with the police officer conducted in pigeon English “I pay bar, she promise boom boom mai me condom but she not do!” “Yes This velly serious na, I go arresting she and take she go jail”
    2 points
  11. Hi, This is such a disgrace. The people have made it bloody clear who they want to lead the country, yet none of that matters as 250 (mostly) old guys have the power to decide. And why abstain? It has the exact same outcome as voting 'No'. I also fail to see why people are so hung up on the 112 issue. I though the proposed changes were very reasonable, certainly nothing drastic that would 'undermine and dismantle the monarchy'. Sanuk!
    2 points
  12. An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a 2 kg potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to a 5 kg potato bags. Then try 25 kg potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50 kg potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. This is the level I am right now. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
    2 points
  13. Not worthy of the RIP thread.
    2 points
  14. Well I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad So I had one more for dessert Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes And found my cleanest dirty shirt Then I washed my face and combed my hair And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day I'd smoked my mind the night before With cigarettes and the songs I'd been pickin' But I lit my first and watched a small kid Playin' with a can that he was kicking Then I walked across the street And caught the Sunday smell of someone's fryin' chicken And Lord, it took me back to somethin' That I'd lost somewhere, somehow, along the way On a Sunday morning sidewalk I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned 'Cause there's something in a Sunday That makes a body feel alone And there's nothin' short of dyin' That's half as lonesome as the sound Of the sleepin' city sidewalk And Sunday mornin' comin' down In the park I saw a daddy With a laughin' little girl that he was swingin' And I stopped beside a Sunday school And listened to the songs they were singin' Then I headed down the street And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringin' And it echoed through the canyon Like the disappearin' dreams of yesterday On a Sunday morning sidewalk I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned 'Cause there's something in a Sunday That makes a body feel alone And there's nothin' short of dyin' That's half as lonesome as the sound Of a sleepin' city sidewalk And Sunday mornin' comin' down
    2 points
  15. Aha! That explains some of your behavior on this board. But you are not the only one. The author, Henry Miller, used to write about it: "All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet. There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet - if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content."
    2 points
  16. Blame Piers Morgan for that 5555
    1 point
  17. So he is inviting Russia to invade Canada then
    1 point
  18. I started watching this last night, gave up about half way through the first episode
    1 point
  19. She told me she used to be a Christian which I thought was odd being a predominantly Buddhist country. I said it didn't really matter to me to which she replied "That's great, I much prefer being Christine" 😳
    1 point
  20. I really don't see an issue with a link. Anyone who sees it has the choice of whether they click on it especially when the link has a description. Different story if you use a hyperlink.
    1 point
  21. I’ll be the judge of that! Unless you want a franchise on judging gayness..?
    1 point
  22. You know what Coss, he belongs in another thread
    1 point
  23. Why not, Universities already offer degrees in Theology so one more mumbo jumbo subject won’t make much difference.
    1 point
  24. Butter sweet, thank you for sharing, sad we all pass
    1 point
  25. Sucking up to board admin doesn’t gain one special privileges 😀
    1 point
  26. Military term, maybe started with the Marines=Gay as Fuck
    1 point
  27. It gave us our weekly giggle! Christ knows what was going on in his head, 🤭
    1 point
  28. Hi, Of course. There was never any chance for Pita to win As you said "The Dinosaurs just cannot let go." Sanuk!
    1 point
  29. There fixed it for you. The senate are not even elected but we’re “Hand Picked” by Pinocchio’s lot Some say the abstainers were unsure of his legal position re share ownership as in Shares in a Media Company which stopped broadcasting in 2007 Shares he reported to EC and told “ No Need” Shares he didn’t really own, the are part of his fathers Will which he was the executioner of. As for 112, they are not saying “Get Rid” merely debate reforms since it has been severely misused recently. 112 is about the Monarchy but has been misused by the Dictatorship for protests against the government claiming “against the government is against the monarchy” What a load of Bollox Furthermore any attempt to stop debate is a sure sign of despotism and is totally against democracy. How can a democratically elected government be told what they can or cannot debate? Goes against the very basic concepts of democracy.
    1 point
  30. Here... What have you been up to? Nice to see another familiar name.
    1 point
  31. There's something about classic beauty in B&W Kind of reminds me of someone 🤔
    1 point
  32. Three Thousand Years Of Longing [2022] A lonely scholar, on a trip to Istanbul, discovers a Djinn who offers her three wishes in exchange for his freedom. A Djinn in need of a tonic someone said. Not far off the point, this is a dull tale with some arresting visuals at times but meh. The title almost a metaphor for how long it feels to sit through this fantasy. The lead is good value as always however but needs better.
    1 point
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  34. A lot of folks can't understand how the US came to have an oil shortage. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in: - Alaska - California - Coastal Florida - Coastal Louisiana - Kansas - Oklahoma - Pennsylvania - and Texas. Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington,DC.
    1 point
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