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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

Yeah, where's that ol' lady with the sore tooth? Some newspaper clippings here, quite good... http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/10/01/Its-in-the-Newspaper-So-It-Must-Be-True.aspx I like the one where... Army vehicle disappears. An Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage...

Mai dee...bu hao...WTF...gotcha! Cute.

Year One Was OK, but you had to watch it close as there was a bit subtle humor. Can we say ** (two stars)?

Taken in Broad Daylight Just an OK movie, IMO. Taken, with Liam Neeson, much better!

Looking at their website, they show "wine in a box" at 9% alcohol, which is shite, IMO...but you get what you pay for.

What % alcohol? My rule of thumb is 13% and higher.

Troy, Don't do any canoe / camping there

30+ year old movie. Quite shocking at the time. Bert did good. What's his face got corned holed...what's not to like?

I would have thought that Clint would hang it up,but he seems to have a few more films left in him. Not the action packed hero movies but movies that fit his age and station (acting) in life.

Gran Torino, again. Classic Clint. Completely un-PC but got a great point across.

Generation Rx Quite serious all the crap drugs that they are pumping into our youth!

Generation Rx Quite interesting on how many millions of children are put on drugs like prozak and how the suicide has greatly increased, while the US FDA turns a blind eye...but I am only a Tin Hat :grin:

Taken...Excellent, IMO!!! Stepbrothers, OK, funny, I would say a "one time watch". Yes Man, OK, funny, I would say a "one time watch".

Constant Gardener :thumbup: Excellent movie, IMO!!!

Mr. M. Very good! Seems like the story of my life is intertwined with the jokes or maybe my life has been a joke

Monkey = pussy, so I'll be holding yur pussy while you chat up the bus driver???

Hey!!!! that was my class!!!

Waiting for Angels & Demons!

Taken, Liam Neeson, excellet! Nothing but the Truth, excellent! great, surprise ending!!!

Bangkok Dangerous - the original Thai version A little different then the Nicky Cage one...I can see why they changed the story a bit from the original one as we couldn't have Nicky as a deaf-mute! so they made the lady in the drug store the deaf-mute...both versions have their + and - points. For me, after seeing both versions, the Thai version was better.

Knowing. OK movie, nothing "WOW". The DVD I had was not the best quality, but OK. Doubt if this is a movie that I would watch again. Watchmen. OK MOVIE, nothing "WOW". Doubt if this is a movie that I would watch again.

Over the past week: Milk Windtalkers Vision quest Frost/Nixon

Nice! right out of my diary!