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cavanami

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  1. Taken in Broad Daylight Just an OK movie, IMO. Taken, with Liam Neeson, much better!
  2. Looking at their website, they show "wine in a box" at 9% alcohol, which is shite, IMO...but you get what you pay for.
  3. What % alcohol? My rule of thumb is 13% and higher.
  4. 30+ year old movie. Quite shocking at the time. Bert did good. What's his face got corned holed...what's not to like?
  5. I would have thought that Clint would hang it up,but he seems to have a few more films left in him. Not the action packed hero movies but movies that fit his age and station (acting) in life.
  6. Gran Torino, again. Classic Clint. Completely un-PC but got a great point across.
  7. Generation Rx Quite serious all the crap drugs that they are pumping into our youth!
  8. Generation Rx Quite interesting on how many millions of children are put on drugs like prozak and how the suicide has greatly increased, while the US FDA turns a blind eye...but I am only a Tin Hat :grin:
  9. Taken...Excellent, IMO!!! Stepbrothers, OK, funny, I would say a "one time watch". Yes Man, OK, funny, I would say a "one time watch".
  10. Constant Gardener :thumbup: Excellent movie, IMO!!!
  11. Mr. M. Very good! Seems like the story of my life is intertwined with the jokes or maybe my life has been a joke
  12. Monkey = pussy, so I'll be holding yur pussy while you chat up the bus driver???
  13. Hey!!!! that was my class!!!
  14. Taken, Liam Neeson, excellet! Nothing but the Truth, excellent! great, surprise ending!!!
  15. Bangkok Dangerous - the original Thai version A little different then the Nicky Cage one...I can see why they changed the story a bit from the original one as we couldn't have Nicky as a deaf-mute! so they made the lady in the drug store the deaf-mute...both versions have their + and - points. For me, after seeing both versions, the Thai version was better.
  16. Knowing. OK movie, nothing "WOW". The DVD I had was not the best quality, but OK. Doubt if this is a movie that I would watch again. Watchmen. OK MOVIE, nothing "WOW". Doubt if this is a movie that I would watch again.
  17. Over the past week: Milk Windtalkers Vision quest Frost/Nixon
  18. Nice! right out of my diary!
  19. No joke there...some serious azz!
  20. Long one... 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie! 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left. 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno 9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's New Stock Market Terms CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use
  21. WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of grin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper an begin reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be .....,' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thin king about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. Didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.' MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
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