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Generation Rx Quite interesting on how many millions of children are put on drugs like prozak and how the suicide has greatly increased, while the US FDA turns a blind eye...but I am only a Tin Hat :grin:

Taken...Excellent, IMO!!! Stepbrothers, OK, funny, I would say a "one time watch". Yes Man, OK, funny, I would say a "one time watch".

Constant Gardener :thumbup: Excellent movie, IMO!!!

Mr. M. Very good! Seems like the story of my life is intertwined with the jokes or maybe my life has been a joke

Monkey = pussy, so I'll be holding yur pussy while you chat up the bus driver???

Hey!!!! that was my class!!!

Waiting for Angels & Demons!

Taken, Liam Neeson, excellet! Nothing but the Truth, excellent! great, surprise ending!!!

Bangkok Dangerous - the original Thai version A little different then the Nicky Cage one...I can see why they changed the story a bit from the original one as we couldn't have Nicky as a deaf-mute! so they made the lady in the drug store the deaf-mute...both versions have their + and - points. For me, after seeing both versions, the Thai version was better.

Knowing. OK movie, nothing "WOW". The DVD I had was not the best quality, but OK. Doubt if this is a movie that I would watch again. Watchmen. OK MOVIE, nothing "WOW". Doubt if this is a movie that I would watch again.

Over the past week: Milk Windtalkers Vision quest Frost/Nixon

Nice! right out of my diary!

Sweet!!!

No joke there...some serious azz!

Long one... 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie! 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left. 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it - Jay Leno 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar - Jay Leno 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno 9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's New Stock Market Terms CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of grin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper an begin reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be .....,' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thin king about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. Didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.' MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

That is soooooooo sick...but the sick part is that it may have well happened!

...that is a bad day for Dad!

Ohhh...the end of a good evening! errrr, can I get the hand job and blow job back?

Best scam around...right in front of the cop shop!

They never taught me that 5 min course at the uni They should have!

Ohhhh, burst my bubble...sounded good!

Oldie but goodie... Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!' General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing had the superior culture.Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows. The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices. 'The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics. 'The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars. 'And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex! 'The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'

From Bob Hope, RIP... ON TURNING 70 'You still chase women, but only downhill'. ON TURNING 80 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.' ON TURNING 90 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' ON TURNING 100 ' I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.' ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING 'I ruined my hands in the ring ... the referee kept stepping on them..' ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR 'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'.' ON GOLF 'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.' ON PRESIDENTS ' I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.' ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER ' When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations You have an eight-pound ham'.' ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL 'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.' ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY 'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.' ON HIS SIX BROTHERS 'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.' ON HIS EARLY FAILURES 'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.' ON GOING TO HEAVEN 'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'