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sanddawg1

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  1. Panorama Hotel Bur Dubai

    P.O BOX 14703

    Dubai

    United Arab Emirates

    Phone: 011 (971) 3518518

     

    Not fancy at all but the bar down stairs you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a whore of all types. Less than $100 per night which is cheap for Dubai.

     

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  2. I spent a week in Samui once brought my own BG so was not in the P4P areas so no comment on that. Stayed at a semi-highend place on the beach Rocky Resort; nice but too far from town and too many screaming Euro-brats at the pool. All in all I prefer Phuket for sea and sun but had a nice time.

     

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  3. A Liverpool fan and a ManU fan were walking to a football match; as they passed a house they saw a dog setting in the grass licking his balls.

     

    The Liverpool fan said, "oh how I wish I could do that."

     

    The ManU fan said "you had better pet him first he might bite."

  4. Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush.You have AIDS".

     

     

    Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

     

     

    "Eat 1 sausage,1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,! 1 huge box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

     

     

    Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

     

     

    Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

     

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