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    Dwarf tripping, words, words, languages, surgery, Thai women. Oh I like words too. And languages. And pictures.

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  1. Hey Pana, can you just step in the office for a mo? Nah, you caught me at a bad moment. Well that was kind of what I wanted to talk you about. What yeah - I'll admit I'm shagging the receptionist. Next question. Well that wasn't really... And your wife - here's the photos if you don't believe me. So if that's all, you know what, here's five pence, I'm sure you will need it more than I. Consider it... consider it my remittance.
  2. And there is footage, I can't find it now, but of me beating a man in a koala suit on Victoria bridge. I mean the police were so bemused they were laughing and trying to fight me off at the same time. What they couldn't have known is I was trying to throw the guy over the railings - after a good thrashing of course. And it all was because I said try shaking your box in front of the queen. I mean - the guy is in a koala suit - who was I to know he was a royal fanaticist. So I shook his hand - well his paw, after parting in amicable terms and putting my small change in his little box - all under the guidance and supervision of the yeah get this - the Queensland police force. And who ever said that knowing the queen would be unuseful?
  3. I wish this every day. She's loaded, and she won't kindly fuck off. No not her - she would rather sell her country down the river pretending to not give one solitary fuck. And yes I did meet the 'lady', owing to my own royal heritage in scandanavia. I mind being bored to fucking death.
  4. English is like a fifth language - - I dip a toe in in a foreign language, I come out soaking wet. I'm immensely sorry if I offended anyone. I was just slinging the bat.; I'm your brother don't you know? She's my sister, she's my sister don't you know?
  5. And yeah fine, we fucked, we fucking fucked okay? And I didn't say you were cheap which you endlessly claim. I said in bad French that this whole situation was cheap. You never bothered to work out the context
  6. I don't tend to age. It must be some genetic deal. I'm not saying I'm not juvenile - because in a fashion I could outpace Fiery Jack in that regard - no disrespect intended. Or Buffalo Bill, as above. I'm just merely saying that I pretty much look the same after twenty years. And what did I do with it? Well I certainly didn't stint myself. But - yeah - the irony isn't lost on me - trying to drink yourself to death is actually fairly fucking hard. And despite myself, I made a success - and knowing what I know, I can do it all again, except better this time. You could even say I've got a fucking moral duty to do it - but that would be going too far.
  7. I suppose, the end is near... well we can't be certain - I life was full. I traveled East, but I squared it with the West. I'm crying into my guinness, to think I did all that and I took the blows with the awesome goood. Regretttstss yeaah I had 'em, far tooo many too mention = butt I loved, I'm afraid , my share of losing - and after all - whaaaat is a mannnn? If he can stand up for what he'sss goooot - and letttttt the recordsssss showwwww I daddd it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
  8. Hey Nong or Pi! I need scarves and water! What happened here? It's more like a clinic than a bar. And what was that you're having? How can things be antiseptic and sordid at the same time? Oh one of those lady drinks, well nowt mind. I'm moving into early Motown myself. What am I doing here again - oh your name is Fon. Well why does it always rain on me? Jesus Nong, Nong!!! You've gotta make up your mind sister, some more water! and one of those awful lady drinks for your good self! Jesus!!! is this bar dry?- I'm passing out here. Yeah a bottle of Jack, and on the rocks - well yeah obviously not the entire bottle but not necessarily a bad idea now that I think of it, and give me four pints of guinness. Don't know why you take so long to pour 'em. Jesus!!! when I'm having a Guinness, I want to be having a guinness - is there some parallel universe Fon where you can enjoy a guinness, whilst having a guinness? You need a another lady drink to think that over? What you'll have a guinness, well this night is looking up...
  9. Anyhow, welcome to the board bar, I'll be having a pint thanks...
  10. Yeah and like I'm to blame when I sleep like a Thai man with my wallet under my pillow because I showed every slut from the north to the south how an intellectually disabled child could crack the room safe.
  11. Never fear, just a case of acute paranoia a healthy dose, when the bell boy - Jesus they still have bell boys?, wakes me up to too early in the morning to do yet another visa run. And thank fuck that miserable nightmare has been put to bed - and I've tried to find a bell girl, but believe me it just doesn't work - unreliable and you have to kick them out of the room before they steal your watch, and try to remember how much you owe em.
  12. I don't know how he managed it. Perhaps like a farmer mending a fence he weaved it into my very own DNA. All those short chain molecules and monomers. Over a beer, I could describe how to make them into polymers. We burn them for what? Like savages we burn them, until we realize they were better off for other things - like condoms. But condoms fail. It's alright never mind, I'm man from Scandinavia - I want girl in the Laos area, I'm Virgo and I'm hilarious, must be Sagittarius uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
  13. It's time to stand up America. Yeah don't worry God loves you. Just stand up with pride. Stand up. It's time to stand up and fight. Because I am an optimist. The founding 'fathers' were rather clever in deriving a self-correcting constitution; and it will self correct - if only actual Americans care about it. I'm not willing to call it a day and Jesus, I'm not even American. Just reasonably intelligent I suppose.
  14. Florence Nightingale: I attribute my success to this - I never gave or took any excuse. Donald J. Trump ✔ @realDonaldTrump The failing @nytimes should be focused on good reporting and the papers financial survival and not with constant hits on Donald Trump!
  15. Ummm, I like James Brown, but he's saying superhighways, coast to coast, transcontinental overload - easy to get anywhere; you might stumble on the promised land - New York, Kansas city!. Jesus! The Italian Stallion! reminds Apollo (a frigging greek god) that he has to destroy the dastardly russian. Of course the puny Russian won't be able to fight Rocky - whom it appears defines the word courage. Drago proceeds to beat nine shades of living hell on Apollo!; whilst Rocky watches on - so yeah - nothing has changed; living in America. Well, except I really do like James Brown.
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