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panadolsandwich last won the day on November 27 2017

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    The carnival that rolls downhill

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    Dwarf tripping, words, words, languages, surgery, Thai women. Oh I like words too. And languages. And pictures.

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  1. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    Seems rather cynical Coss. I would usually laugh, but this isn't a laughing matter. She's my daughter. She's an angel. She needs her father. Thailand reveres her. But I can't even see her. She's being exploited. I regret to say I'm planning on doing something dire.
  2. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    I'm haunted by the realization - I'm just a semen donor.
  3. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    Very Kind words. Stiff upper lip - maintain your resolve. The TV networks hide behind a veil of supposed privacy. I can see her, but I can never meet her. Better I forget her.
  4. panadolsandwich

    Cracking news

    I'd rather peer into the news Donkey's eyes and recess things for my self than ever get my news here.
  5. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    I will never give up on her
  6. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    I'll find her if it's the last thing I ever do. I"m gasping, dying, no one except me seems to care.
  7. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    In her English parts, she speaks with my dialect. It's heart breaking
  8. panadolsandwich

    My young daughter

    Well I suppose she's six now. She is very white skinned. She has a brown eye and a blue eye, which I'm told is very lucky. You might have seen her on TV. I can't contact her mother. I just sit there very drunk watching her on TV. It's a horrible situation. A beautiful young daughter I really want to see again. But I can't find her, even though she's on TV most nights of the week.
  9. panadolsandwich

    Do Not Learn Thai

    I speak perfect centralized Thai. I speak different dialects also. I don't consider this a great accomplishment, I just naturally pick up these things quickly - you might call it a talent, I don't know why other people can't do it - but there you are.
  10. panadolsandwich

    Do Not Learn Thai

    I couldn't acknowledged the point better myself. Although my wife owns approximately 5% of Isaan, she is treated like a Princess in her village. It's hierarchical and that's just how it works there. Now I get away with murder (metaphorically), just because we are married. I'm a Surgeon, and she earns more then I do. I'm not a diplomat, I use my tools to save lives. I completely understand Thai, but I will chat to a taxi driver or a bar maid gladly, but the government are off limits. Btw the people I associate with are principally my family. They will always come first. I don't need to do business in Thailand, I've got a rich wife and a high paying professional job in Australia. Stickman has obviously pinned his colours to Thailand. In some fashion I have too. My wife and I own land in Thailand and Australia. And she is much more wealthy than I.
  11. panadolsandwich

    Thai girls love sex

    I think it allows clitoral stimulation, much more than most positions, The girl will grind herself on you, which seems to make them go off like a fire cracker. You also get a great view of her body. Anyhow I never initiate it the girl does. I'd never say to a girl, right get into the reverse cowgirl position, it's her initiative. So in summary, the reverse cowgirl gets the women off, but you're hardly being mistreated are you?
  12. panadolsandwich

    Do Not Learn Thai

    Well, I kind of agree, and I appreciate your replies. You might mind my post. And whilst It greatly amused me at the the time, it very nearly got me into serious trouble.
  13. panadolsandwich

    Thai girls love sex

    Western girls are taught to restrain themselves and not enjoy sex. You may wish to offer some thoughts on this. I've met many a Thai girl that just want a hot cock. I mind one girl riding reverse cow girl style, completely on her own volition - and the joy on her face I saw in the mirror was miraculous.
  14. panadolsandwich

    Do Not Learn Thai

    First advise, never ever talk Thai to a government official. It's the mental equivalent of punching yourself in the face. Second advise is it's fine to hear and understand it -- but by no means allow anyone, I mean anyone to know that you can. If you can speak fluently, learn to speak like a newbie. Deliberately make mistakes. Also know that Thai isn't neatly encapsulated in one language - despite the governments best efforts. My wife speaks like a Princess on the phone in perfect centralized Thai. I did the Linguaphone Course, and I had to throw it out the window. Defenestration I think they call it. At home her Mother speaks in such a broad dialect, people down the road can't understand her. But I talk to her. And then there's the condescending voice my wife speaks to me from time to time as if I was a child, with some interesting vernacular thrown in which makes me laugh, which gathers her fury. I learnt how to speak to her Mum via her Nephew, because she doesn't want to teach me the local lingo so I don't chat up all the girls. The one time I chatted a girl up I was very nearly castrated (with the knowledge of the local police). Even so I've had Mothers giving me their girl's mobile numbers. She just wants a ลูกครึ่ง ( luk khrueng ) . And I've had many proposals. Such is life in the village. Finally, you won't like what you hear most of the time. You are a Farang, and your money is welcome, you may even hear you're a handsome man, and even believe it if you're a fool.
  15. panadolsandwich

    I am out

    I have to remind myself which language I'm speaking. I tend to go in fugues. I can imitate a Bhuddist monk, In fact I'm a master of imitation. I realise, yeah sure, I've got a talent. And so far I've only used it to my advantage. But no more. I'm giving back. I'm going give slum dwellers a gift.