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panadolsandwich last won the day on November 27 2017

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About panadolsandwich

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    Dwarf tripping, words, words, languages, surgery, Thai women. Oh I like words too. And languages. And pictures.

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  1. You mean the Victory I think. Close to QUT. A lot of Chinese students - can you say Ni Hao? My Goodness. I've noticed the GPO in the valley has a lot of Asian students too - that are easily impressed. There has never been a better time to be hunting on the home turf. Lets start this Brisbane chapter!!!
  2. Okay, why don't we meet at the Irish pub across the road from the casino? I like the idea of forming a Brisbane chapter. We can compare notes, the inevitable fails, the wholesome successes. It's a real old fashioned pub with old fashioned nooks where you can nurse a pint. Failing that there's a Pig and Whistle on Eagle St, seems really busy these days. Nah it's a great idea, just name a time, and I'll be there.
  3. He's a murderer. All my life, what I mistook for friendly pats on the back, were really the hands that pushed me further down. the more I struggle, the less I achieve. Deep chlorine breaths, minutes bleed into hours, bleed into days, something keeps me in this disinfected womb. I picture things differently in daylight, I suppose. I mean everything is an excuse for something. But my conscious is intact. I can deny everything. I'm waving in to blind eyes. And I've got away with it all. Smirk.
  4. Cats aren't popular in Thailand, and rightly so. One bite can send you to the hospital where you will be inoculated with no less than 30 needles. But the elite have long liked to keep cats, and pamper them senseless. Is it any wonder that there is some residual class over spill resentment? Whilst the media has hushed this story there has been a string of cat homicides, all the way from Lumphini, to the heart belt of Soi 4 Sukhumvit. I was first made aware of this by my first client, whom I will simply name Nut. She described a disturbing pattern of cats being hit in a professional manner in her neighbourhood. She described a sordid tale of a man disguised as a fruit seller enticing forlorn cats into his car with some potent mincemeat, then driving off at high speed into streets. I thought this might be my first lead and I questioned the woman - did you get the guy's license plate? She answered that she was too focused on her pussy, which she went on to describe in the most intimate details. I setup my office with maps geo-locating the murders. I'm now hot on the trail of this cat killing thug, and the circle is closing, using advanced software technology and geo-tagging some of these highly fancied pussies. With Godspeed I will prevail, but in the meantime, any leads and tips are highly appreciated to catch the Serial Cat Murderer.
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    Because Nebs Said So

    Boz here - I nearly died the other day - I was like driving along and I saw this girl with the most amazing big tits, and the oncoming truck was flashing it's lights, honking it's horn, but I was just fixated. The tits were like completely natural, judging by the bounce, but her mid riff was flat as a board. This is more fucking like it I'm thinking. I saw the truck at the very last moment, it was only instinct that saved me - a violent turn of the wheel and the burst of acceleration. I pulled over, heart racing, that was fucking close, got to get a grip. Nearly died for tits.
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    German Quality Tourist Gives Everything But Creates Boredom

    Bubi - Western rules don't apply. They simply don't. What you think is amoral, is so much persiflage. I get that's your schtick, but after a little while it gets tiresome.
  7. Well, Nong Nat is back - with a sweet little Vietnamese girl to boot. She is like my hero.
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    Ciggy Butt Brain

    My surgical training included autopsy and it further involves my ongoing research. I've got nothing to lie to you about. I fail to see even a semblance of a point.
  9. panadolsandwich

    Ciggy Butt Brain

    It's far more likely that you will stop breathing my friend - at least in the limited fashion you happen to be doing now. I've done autopsies where a smoker's lung is barely more than a cinder - a black cancer ridden piece of offal. Compare that to a bright healthily pink lung. But what infuriates me is that people like you won't just die prematurely, but you'll clutter our hospitals and cancer wards needlessly. So if anyone should stop breathing this month - be a good chap, and spare us all the bother.
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    Ciggy Butt Brain

    Brilliant. Stop all smoking by 2020.
  11. panadolsandwich

    New Zealands 'nightmare' Exit From World Cup

    Not necessarily - it could also refer to a machine or device that is symmetrical - like a tram for instance. Kangaroos did well !!!
  12. panadolsandwich

    New Zealands 'nightmare' Exit From World Cup

    Which if you care to think about such things - is both a palindrome and a tautology at the same time. Well done Mekong!
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    New Zealands 'nightmare' Exit From World Cup

    Edit: double post.
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    New Zealands 'nightmare' Exit From World Cup

    Yep - and that's off to a cracking start. Also very well done to the Jillaroos against England!
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