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Torneyboy

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    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate".

     

     

     

    Three more escalation levels remain, "Shit, we might have to cancel the Barbie this weekend." and "Bugger it, the Barbie is cancelled".

     

     

     

    The final escalation level is ... â??We might have to lay off the grog until weâ??ve got this sorted.â?Â

     

     

     

    However, in all of recorded Australian history, things have never been considered to be so bad that this warning has ever had to be issued.

     

     

    She'll be right mate :beer::neener:

  2. 14. Forty years ago I sold fifty shares of my company stock and had enough money to purchase a brand-new 1967 Ford pickup.

    Last week, I checked it out, and if I sold another fifty shares, Id have enough money to buy a 1967 Ford pickup. So, the market has stabilized

    :easter:

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