Torneyboy

No way i could work like that

Excellent

Was the guy Scottish?

Not at all funny

No way ...to nasty for my likes

Nice scallops....

A strong wind and she would be naked

We could all use some good jokes right now :thumbup:

Good one ...the Kylie one :thumbup:

I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later. I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the aisle backwards, gets in the car and fuck's off.

Is that before or after she sees your face?

Sounds like a great idea

Angus called in to see his friend Donald to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked "You're decorating, I see." to which Donald replied "Naw. I'm moving house."

A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter

Not bad

Excellent

Some great ones there :thumbup:

Lover the last one ..

Loved the $800 one

It's a Scottish joke ..they take a while to sink in ...taken me six years to understand MMs jokes..

That must be TB years' date=' cos I've only been posting for 3 years!

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That was a joke !!..this is the funny section?

Either the American was a whiskey drinking golfer fleeing from his wife or that's the biggest bunch of propaganda shite I've ever read in my entire life!

It's a Scottish joke ..they take a while to sink in ...taken me six years to understand MMs jokes

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Excellent :thumbup:

The other Sux

Goodie ..

We need a few for good ones at the moment ..

Good one..

DJ

"We are please to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!"

Excellent.. :thumbup: