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Everything posted by Torneyboy

  1. Sayjann= Not handsum man Sorry could not resist.... ::
  2. Can i say Kylie!!! the singing Budgie
  3. Hi Yes normal. We have several Thais staying with us In sydney....food will appear from 5pm till...well bedtime .after that i don't know as im asleep but would not doubt a snack comes out as well. All these thais have put on weight while here btw
  4. Hi No all mine have a tattoo. Maybe he can airbrush them out
  5. Hi just drink and move on to next bar :: hi Samak What a surprise
  6. Torneyboy

    Go-Go To Hell

    Hi Nice story..thanks Sounds like the one that got away was the one to avoid...rather than cast your line. Think i would have done the same ...but did not see her
  7. Says phoenix: Hi TB, yes it was a steep learning curve, but luckily I lkied Issaan foon. When staying at her village, she always wanted to cook me something separate, or the same that they fed the kids, but I would prefer what the other adults ate. As for coffee, I'd go to Tesco or Ca'four before leaving for issarn, and I'd buy a tin of finely ground espresso coffee. I would in the morning simply ask for boiling water and make my own cofee. Those were the days! Hi px Luck you like the food style..and your tummy :: Boiling water can be a bit tricky up north if they have those big kettle things with a tap at the bottom you are ok. Otherwise out the back and boil on a cooker top. Hot water after a big night not good for me ..so go without when north. BanngButcher I believe you btw :: Have never seen a slim butcher
  8. Says Zaad: Maybe get out of bed before 12PM?? Or maybe go to sleep after midnight. OOPs i meant 12 noon am
  9. Says bangkokbutcher: I must be pretty lucky then, because my wife never seems to struggle knocking me up a lovely fry up in the mornings. Even back home in her village she will always do her upmost to find the right stuff to use, and it is still quite a show piece for the locals seeing a plate full of sos's, eggs, bacon, beans and toast, no black pudding though ::. Thanks god for 7-11 Wow the BIG breakfast...maybe she is fattening you up so you are not attractive to TGs ::
  10. Hi Zaad, Maybe get out of bed before 12PM??
  11. Says LaoHuLi: I Like baked beans on toast. Even for breakfast. Now any Thai girl can cook this one. But I make mine from scatch so she only has to open the plastic take away bag. Keep them away from things mechanical. ps Our waitresses don't 'dance' or 'show' or "participate in lewd shows' or provide prohibited illegal services. It may be the new trend in LOS. ""any Thai girl""...dangerous ground with that one..i had an ex that could not cook toast..well she could um black. ""Keep them away from things mechanical"" :: Electric knives/can openers
  12. Says LaoHuLi: I know you do. Bet I could market the other in a 'boutique' hotel. A-Maizing-Breakfast. Maize (Corn) marinated in an imported sauce, flavoured with exotic Thai spices and topped with 2 poached free range eggs. Served on a bed of rice noodles and accompnied with Thai peanut sauce. This weeks special only $ 17 PS... why do you need a can opener to open Corn Flakes ? Do you chaps package them different down under? Ha ha ..""imported sauce"" Heinekin ?? 1$ would not get me in for the special Maybe served by topless waitress then you may be on a winner(after the crackdown). Can opener for you to open cans for your dinner...baked beans etc on toast...oh what a restaurant
  13. Says LaoHuLi: Specialize in guest Chef at your home now. Now you too can experience 'unique' cuisine. ''unique cusine"" can say that again. You only need beer and a can opener to prepare dinner Never mind i have my own live in ""Chef""...so i decline your kind offer
  14. Says LaoHuLi: No never boil milk Maybe try beer, a splash of nam pla and add some chilis for a Thai flavor. On my 2 boiled eggs????? Where is your restaurant....need to cross it of my list
  15. Says LaoHuLi: Yeah, say boiled them first and then fry them. Yummy. Yuk...fry the milk And you a chef and all
  16. Says jp1: When I stay at the home of my gf she always prepares breakfast for me - Western style. In the village it's different - only Thai food. Western Style...you teach her? Scrambled eggs..ask her to say that ::
  17. Says Cyborg: I normally just have a bowl of cornflakes in the morgning and I have to say that she makes it just the same way as I do :: Not much she can do wrong with cornflakes :: Unless she tries to cook them
  18. Says jxxxl: First thing I did was to teach my GF, now wife, to make good coffee. I have a stove top espresso maker. All she has to do is put in the water and coffee grounds and it's perfect. How do you screw that up? Recently I taught my wife how to cook proper streaky bacon and she does it well. She still can't do eggs though. It's just a matter of talent and proper education. If your GF doesn't have the former, forget the latter and eat out. Ha ah, i guess practice will make perfect..with eggs although has been a while now May try coffee your way
  19. Says Hua Nguu: Hi TB, Nobody ever cooked breakfast for me. I sat down with the rest of my family and ate Sticky Rice, fermented fish the infamous Pla Rah and God knows what every morning for months on end. Not that I liked it, but I could eat it. Hell, a few more years and I might even have begun to appreciate it. Thankfully it didnt come to that. :: Mother-in-law made some homemade tea in the morning made from bark and stuff and that was actually quite good. cheers Hua nguu You are I have to back away from many ""things"" put in front of me up north!! :: I went to the markets many times with my ex and things floating in buckets and barels...well no way. I used to have a supply of ""goodies"" in my luggage and eat later if food was not to my tummy :: Watching her mom and friends chopping up moving objects for dinner is not good for me.
  20. Says Mentors: Never a problem with them :: The girls...or the (eggs) food ::
  21. Says rovineye: YEs, every morning. Usually an egg with chicken fried rice (her version of the mother and child reunion) which is very tasty. Sometimes leftovers from night before. Yogurt is always available in the house with some nice juice and virtually undrinkable coffee. Next trip will introduce a coffee press and good coffee into the kitchen! OOPS. Not by GF. Breakfast is made by #1 daughter. Ha Ha ...undrinkable coffee :: I notice ... nothing burnt...you are being looked after very well
  22. Says paulc31: Hi torneyboy, My TGF cooked breakfast for me in the mornings why'll in village She would cook rice, eggs, and ham, the eggs were very good little burnt :: now the ham slices were hard and dry as leather Over all breakfast was very good I enjoyed them I would get fruits, stir fry french fries for lunch :: we don't drink coffee only water, juices Her mom told her she needed to cook western style meals for me paulc31 Hi P31 Sounds like my EX showed her how to Umm Cook/burn breakfast :: They dont seem to have any idea how to cook eggs/boiled/poached etc. She often puts eggs in a pan and go have a shower..feed the damn fish...well suffice to say the eggs are only good for golf :: Coffee...WTF do they do to it...no more..water or fruit now. She tries to cook western foods..a little anyway..ok not as good as mine
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