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Torneyboy

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  1. Now that is below the belt!!!
  2. No And then there was the Scotsman who married a girl born on February 29 so he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years.
  3. See!! These are fuuny ..don't have to lampoon us poor Aussies
  4. A Scotsman took a girl for a taxi ride. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
  5. They breed them tough down here
  6. A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to London taking with him a shirt and a five pound note. When he returned home he hadn't changed either of them!
  7. Teacher to a Scottish schoolboy, "If you had a pound in your right-hand trouser pocket, and three pounds in your left-hand trouser pocket, what would you have?" "Somebody else's trousers miss."
  8. Jamie burst into the house and proudly announced to his father, "I ran home behind the bus and saved ten pence." To which his father replied, "You could have done better son. You could have run home behind a taxi and saved five pounds."
  9. That should read Kiwi...
  10. Sign at a Scottish golf course: "Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling"
  11. Oh dear...pet lovers aroun d the world ..stop this man.
  12. Damn...thought i got you .... .
  13. An English silver expert travelling in Scotland was asked if he would like to look at the trophies won by the Scottish national soccer team. He replied that he wasn't interested in antiques. ..
  14. Classic Munch :thumbup:
  15. Hey ...can you change that to a New Zealander..please
  16. Bird lovers ..now the dog lovers
  17. Bird lovers will enjoy that one
  18. You are the man.. :thumbup:
  19. You must be a hoot at dinner parties :thumbup:
  20. Sorry to read of your sad news. I hope you are getting all the support from your family and friends during this difficult time for you. Good luck ..
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