Torneyboy

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that."

The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first."

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Oh ..hope he some good luck for you

You may have to give up this quest..

I think so ....

Nice one :thumbup:

You are going to need it i feel

This may get expensive for you.

The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference.

 

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.

 

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a Tooheys New.'

 

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.'

 

The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, 'I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.'

 

The bloke from CUB says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet.'

 

The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll have a Diet Coke.'

 

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.

 

He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I.'

A Queenslander ....just like our new goose of a PM

You sure are a man on a mission ..good luck

She has a lot of workouts ..

Well...let us hope so..

It says all models are 18 or older..

Back to your best

Very good ...

I like this one MM

13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

Scottish is it?

You were right ..no luck finding them anywhere today

Thanks ..some great lines

Oh..ok ..damn

Ok ..will look for them in Town town tomorrow ..... :thumbup:

I have seen with peanuts ..but chips..are they around?

Yeah ...way to go

I thought same at first ...but not bad ..try them ...yummy

Looks like your poll has gone belly up...

Love it