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    Usa Thread

    Same vein as Cav's "pin drop" post above. Told to me by a journalist on The Guardian. Scene: London reception to mark a visit to the UK by a big cheese of the German Axel Springer press group. The German visitor is getting on everyone's nerves, particularly by braying about how wonderful everything German is. At one point he's extolling the beauty of the Black Forest, suggesting everyone should visit. He asks one of the British guests: "Have you ever been to Germany?" The Brit replied: "Yes, I visited Germany 18 times in 1943 - mainly at night". You could have heard a pin drop.
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    Paging Flashermac

    Please check your PM box. TVM
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    New Zealand Thread

    And the years since then ???
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    Disaster! The Pig and Whistle is now closed

    Golden years ....
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    Any New Jokes

    I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah. You got a pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen." I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches, but.... When you’re over 70.............who cares? ********** I went to the drugstore and told the clerk, "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?” I said, "Nah. She's purty good lookin'." When you’re over 70.............who cares? *********** I was talking to a young woman in a bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.” I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.” Cost me a fat lip, but.... When you’re over 70.............who cares? ********** I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on, then. Try." After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience and said, "Come on. What day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." Cost me a kick in the nuts, but.... When you’re over 70..............who cares? ********* I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you’re over 70.............who cares? ********** I went to a bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." When you’re over 70.............who cares?
  6. Hmmm......Red Bull.....driving skills.......
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    Saudi moves into th 21st century!

    Where's the CCTV of her arrival at BKK, meeting with the Saudi diplomat, initial contact with Immigration, Dad heading for Nana [not Cowboy Flash!] etc??
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    BREXIT & TITANIC

    . VID-20181127-WA0000.mp4
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    PLOENCHIT FAIR 2018

    The embassy hasn't moved (yet) - the Fair was held in what's left of the embassy grounds on Wireless Road, Ploenchit: see OP 🙄
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    Another Chalerm Nipper In Trouble?

    https://www.bangkokpost.com/news/crime/1509282/chalerms-son-released-on-bail?utm_source=bangkopost.com&utm_medium=article_news&utm_campaign=most_recent_box
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    Model Kidnapped To Be Auctioned As Sex Slave

    Mekong's post (No. 21): The "On yer bike" quip was by Norman Tebbit, then Employment Secretary. The exact words were: I grew up in the '30s with an unemployed father. He didn't riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he kept looking till he found it.
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    Advice For A Thai Widow On Her Property Rights?

    Flash: sent you a PM.
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    How To Delete A Useless Piece Of Shit

    I use AVG (cleans up and then runs in the background, free package at first, then pay for full service) + Spybot, a free package that the user has trigger. Both suggested by professional computer chappie at work. Sympathies to Flash - seems like only yesterday that he posted his first computer whinge on Nanapong - I'll commiserate with a drink at Woodstock later tonight. [Er ... something not quite right here....]
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    Escape From Bangkok

    http://www.burmastar.org.uk/stories/escape-from-bangkok/ (Too long for cut and paste)
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    Global RIP thread

    Police Constable Keith Palmer RIP
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