dullnight

"All from the US, Australia and NZ must train hard." Had a blast a couple of nights this week with an aussie in London. Oh could he down glass after glass of scotch... also never heard anyone talking so much shit about the english... TB would have been proud :thumbup:

Passably drunk in the Eurostar lounge, heading to Paris...reminds me of one of the best jokes around... the french motto...Ah, those frogs... "Liberte, egalite, fraternite"

"I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach."

Vintage Kwai, difficult to read through your whole joke, bursted laughing so many times and pissed myself a bit! Who actually wrote it? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: