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  1. It's a fair distance down Soi 22 Sukhumvit before you reach Hana Massage (now called Ya Yoi?) and there's many a massage shop trying to pull you in on the way. After nearly ten minutes walking the gauntlet from Prom Phong BTS station I made it to an Alley Soi with a sign for YaYoi Massage on it. Inside the Massage Shop: Looking left down the alley I saw another sign above the shop that said 'Hana Massage', so I guess they either have two names OR they haven't gotten around to changing the shop sign. The alley-soi looked derelict and off-putting but I did not let that deter me and walked on down to see what hidden-delights awaited. I was quite early getting there so only a few girls were in the shop ready to go. A Thai man came walking out having just dropped off his girlfriend! At first I thought the legendary Rin was not there but as if right on cue she appeared. Much to the chagrin of an up and coming Thai girl obviously keen to make a name for herself. Indeed apart from Rin most if not all the other massage girls here are in their early twenties but seem to lack experience. But first impressions can be mistaken! I wasn't taking any chances and though and Rin was the lady for the hour! I asked for an hour and a half Thai massage which was 600 baht and money up-front! Then it was up the wooden stairs having taken off the foot ware beforehand. On the first floor I saw Rin vanish down the corridor into a room on the right. I had time to take a quick shot of it before disappearing inside with her. Full Review Below: http://www.ontheroadthailand.com/Bangkok/Sukhumvit%20Hana%20Massage%20%28Yayoi%29.html
  2. Well Culture is race but I get what you and he are saying. Indian folks are usually a pest, African dudes I've met have been ok, quite friendly and happy-go-lucky in fact!
  3. That's what I think. It's for farangs only and maybe Chinese, Indians and Japs as they come into Thailand in hordes. Is it just me or is this part just senseless: "The scheme would also prevent foreigners staying in the country after their visas have expired. There are about 100,000 foreigners in Thailand whose visas have expired but they refuse to leave the country, the reports said." So pay 500 baht on arrival which is chump-change and don't you overstay! LOL
  4. I've been to massage places in the provinces and once had to walk through the ground floor to go upstairs with my MP girl. There to my right as I was led through was a Thai man. I didn't look at him but from my peripheral vision he was either naked or close to it getting a massage and seemed oblivious to me and my girl going upstairs. His massage women hadn't even bothered to close the curtains! LOL.
  5. K & M Massage Thong Lor area at Soi 55 has a few massage shops and parlours. This one is unique in having them all sit inside but gazing longingly out at you as you pass by. Like sirens they wait and there is always three or more sitting in earnest for passing trade. Inside K an M Massage: Once inside I took in the gazing ladies looking back at me and smiled in friendship. Then looked around Three foot-massage bed-chairs and a counter at the end. Some may be intimidated by such a number of Thai women all focusing on them (there were six when I was there). Undaunted I chose a fresh-faced lady for one hour oil massage. Then I took the footware off and donned the slipper-things they gave me. Once up to the second floor I saw a door with 'Thai Massage' stenciled onto it. Obviously that's not our stop and the lady kept on walking up the stairs until we reached the third floor. This floor had a single narrow corridor and corner lobby where there was a toilet, but no shower. Going into the narrow corridor I saw there was a shower at the very end with a privacy curtain for it. Off to the left was a wall running the length of the corridor with sliding doors for three rooms. The last room was occupied by a rough-sounding, old farang so we went into the second. Inside the room it was a simple, spartain place with a massage table, some hooks to hang your clothes on and a little cabinet. She left to get the rest of her massage 'tools' and I dofted garments and lay down. As I lay down to wait her return the ticking of clocks buzzed my ears. There must of been one in each room and all ticked loudly. No music or speaker system was here which would of been a plus because of this. The table I lay on was padded, hard and firm and once the massage began I was almost pinned into it at times. The massage girl had a hard, pinching method and would use Thai massage strokes followed by an oil massage rub. In some ways it was like a two-in-one massage for the price of one. She told me she had learned the ways of Massage at Wat Po. Once the massage was finished I showered off, clothes-on again and returned downstairs. At the ground floor a hot cup of tea was waiting and it tasted wonderful. Quite a pleasant end, to a skillful massage. Massage Quality / Style: Pleasant, Skillful, Endearing. Pros - Private rooms, skilled '2-1' massage, competitive pricing, 'amazon-effect' on entering. Cons - Communal Shower, tick-tick-tick, 'amazon-effect' on entering. Massage Rating - 7.5 out of 10. Source Website: http://www.ontheroadthailand.com/Bangkok/Sukhumvit%20Massage%20K%20and%20M.html
  6. It's funny as the ones that go with the local men don't tend to wear rubbers and can have STD's. Those that sleep with farangs tend to wear rubbers so if one splits there's less of a risk of STD's etc. While I understand this isn't a hardcore right or lefty website I can say that Arabs seem to be despised by Thai women typically, even those that work near to them that I have spoken to.
  7. Wasn't George Soros plundering away as well like he'd done to the BoE back in the early 90s? I must say the Thai Banking system is at least worth something as it's partially backed by hard commodities like gold and doesn't run the printing presses like lunatics...
  8. Part Ten! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lgwHEpAf1go[/url]
  9. Nice moves, was that via contacting the ISP and laying down the law? I've heard that's often an option. Another that I've nearly seen done on a certain low-life forum owner is to inflict breakage on finger digits to impede typing skills...
  10. Massage Review http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oem5QThacC0 From the outside this place is set back a little bit, up some steps from the road. A little apsara fountain statue is outside the building, but you can’t miss it as the pink garish sign beaming out at you. Inside VIP Teen Massage: Going inside the massage parlour the lobby area layout struck me as a bit similar as that of Love Teen Massage and Jack & Betty Massage. It has a little reception on the right as you walk in, along with an annex room facing you for the massage girls ‘on-standby’ to rest and chill out in. The stand-in reception girl caught my eye, but I had a look through the book to check out the girls. She was in there too and, going on impulse I made a choice of her. A bit rotund, but not too fat and in her late 20s. Choosing 1 and a half hours I was shown up to the room. By the stairway that led to the first floor I noticed a large see-through sliding door that led to an outdoor Thai kitchen. I guess the girls are never far from getting food whenever they need to. Those overly shy might be a bit put-off by the kitchen folk possibly noticing you but they were busy cooking away while I walked upstairs. Up to the first floor, narrow corridors with rooms are noticeable. All of them have privacy with complete walls and wooden, lockable, sliding doors. No ‘peep-square’ either, just a high window letting in ambient light from the corridor. I was shown inside by the girl, who I nickname Miss Siam as she has her hair in the old-school fashion of ‘high-ponytail’. I ask politely for some ice and water just before she flits away to get her massage box. I take in the surroundings while she’s gone. Now if you get a bit rattled by the see-through glass from the Thai kitchen you’ll be even more startled by the mirrors that are all over the rooms. There’s one by the door (a small one), one massive long one on the ceiling above the bed and one off to the side of the bed running along the wall. Above the ‘side’ mirror was a picture of Marilyn Monroe beaming down with one of her winning smiles. Aircon is set up above the bed so you get it directly downwards. Also inside is a private, hot-water shower that works. The bed is ‘maid-sized’ but solidly framed off the floor and the mattress is fairly firm and comfortable. Possibly a bit ‘worn’ and slightly shabby around the edges, but nothing major to worry about. The dimmer switch takes the edge off it a bit. Within a couple of minutes Miss Siam has returned with her box of tricks. With her is an older lady, somewhat dressed for massage also and attractive to an elder farang-type. She’s carrying a bottle of water with ice in the glass. I’m guessing she might be the ‘fixer’, old enough to want to quit the hands-on massage but too young to be promoted to the mamasan rank. These lady’s often fix the makeup and hair of the girls along with little errands like drinks requests etc. On taking it with a thanks she asks for 20 baht, a bit surprising and the first time I’ve been charged for water in one of these places. Paying her the money she shuffles away and the door is closed and locked with one of those swivel-catches. With the goddess of cinema looking down from her perch the massage commenced. First thing was getting showered, with her also. Then came the oil massage. As is the style her it’s a sensual way they do it, or at least the way Miss Siam does it. Compared to Love Teen this lady was more skilled though able to perform both Thai Massage and the Swedish / Oil massage with a degree of skill also. First the front, then the back, then the front again. She had the ability, to seemingly ‘feel’ the energy during the massage. It’s hard to explain but this girl at least ‘acted’ like she was in a ‘zone’ to get feedback on the nerves etc. Weird but it is what it is. While the mirrors weren’t really my thing Miss Siam seemed to genuinely like them or at least acted pretty close to convincing that she was turned on. Every other moment during the massage she’d turn and look at herself moving and sliding about. After doing this she’d go back to applying the oil again. About half-way through this spectacle the room next-door became ‘active’. Normally this is distracting (for me anyway) and bothersome, especially when the walls in this place are quite thin like that of Love Teen Massage (but without the music). In this case, the minute or so of bouncing bed noises were followed by giggling and laughing (mostly by the girl). Good to hear them enjoying themselves. My girl of the hour (and a half) was in her own world, seemingly oblivious to anything but her own writhing about. Every now and then when an adjustment was required she’d do so with great finesse though. No roughness or attitude like that seen in the Siam Square places. Customer appreciation is a trend her I think. Special’s are offered, strangely no mention of price was spoken about, so I guess you have to use your own judgement on that and see what her Source Info: On The Road Thailand
  11. Well this is Bangkok but unfortunately no none of them in this to spice it up a bit. I think this next lady is a bit Luuk Keung.
  12. Part Six https://www.youtube....h?v=0NoaXeXBiMw
  13. Part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz1WoL6rJfU
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