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  1. May I inform the community that I have changed my admiration- rating for president Donald from ´not existing ´ to ´endless´. Reason being that as a European Liberal with communist tendencies I am overwhelmend by the president´s sudden dedication to factory workers´ wellbeing on worldwide basis. Did I wrongly think previously that his love for the rustbelt underdogs somewhat evaporated since the election has been executed I am now full of glowing support for his latest move to save the Chinese electronic industry. Maybe did somebody from Beijing threaten to publish his tax declaration ? I am surprised.
  2. The German public appears to be excited, during a live radio transmission this morning you could hear the buffaloes deap aspleep snoring like a , well , buffalo. Could anybody familiar with buffaloes, probably Mr Flashermac, be so kind to confirm that extraordinary snoring is what buffaloes usually do?
  3. Gentlemen, I wish to report that late last night 5 units of possibly Thai origin water buffaloes left their allocated open air premises near Leverkusen / Germany and assembled on the nearby Autobahn A3 between Cologne and Duesseldorf . Buddha in his eternal grace saved them from being hit by trucks and other high speed objects. Speed limit in the area is 130 km/h . The event lead into a 15 km traffic jam.The nimals in the meantime have been drugged by repeated gunfire fom local forces and moved away by heavy equipment back to where they came from. Personally, I am extremely pleased to note increasing influx of Isaan related habits which were so far limited to hords of overaged prostitutes all over the place. Maybe innovative thinking might soon establish the Cologne Rocket Festival, that would be really great. I would go there.
  4. Mr Cavanami, in case you occasionally read what your links say then it might come to your attention that above praised record taxes tax are something that usually happened at that time of the year over the last decade. Just to pick one out of the list of glory . I think the weather also became a lot better .
  5. If Trump and Kim come to an arrangement the UN should hand them vouchers for an unlimited number of sessions with a reasonable hairdresser somewhere.
  6. What worries me most as a chronical US-supporting European Liberal is that President Donald is ripping the Western world apart. Yesterday the brand new US ambassador in Germany in his very first statement tried to put pressure on the local industry to cancel their business with Iran in fairly rude words as if he was ruling a colony.
  7. Are there any news about plans for rebuilding giant steel plants all over the Rust Belt ? I am only asking because according relevant sources productivity in steel manufacturing increased 5 fold over the last 20 years due to steady innovation. Meaning following President Trump´s prophecies about bringig back the previous jobs soon we can look at 5 times the previous volume. # GREATEST STEEL PLANTS EVER . What happened about " Draining the Washington swamp " President Trump has been promising on hourly basis during his campaign? Looks like a flood to me now but I could be wrong. # CREATED BIG SWAMP THIS WEEK, BIGGEST EVER
  8. Unless you move back on US territory where Dollar is Dollar. The US are in the comfortable position that the world believes in the eternal value of their currency which means keep on printing bucks and everybody buys them. The huge trade imbalance with China is based on this and if Emperor Xi decides to get rid of the USD the world trade implodes.
  9. Gentlemen, I do remember that Madame Hillary has been accused of corruption and similar wrongdoings here on this very forum. I think it was Mr. Cavanami. During my merciless continuation of finding out the truth in politics I yesterday came across a report which said that President Trump of the United States received about 30.000.000 USD from the NRA to support his campaign. I am only a naive European Liberal with even the occasional left-wing sympathy but do you think it would be in order to speculate that these 30.000.000 do somewhat influence President Trump´s love for the NRA?
  10. Sir, in case we are talking about the very same " CNN " I find numerous reports about the Academy. Where prompremm ?
  11. Gentlemen, I wish to withdraw my premature post that the president of the United States admitted to have paid money to Mrs Stormy Daniels. The President found out in the meantime that he did not pay . Mr Giuliani , his lawyer, although having confirmed the payment earlier now clarifies that he possibly did not fully understand what the President has done and when. But he promises to look into it, thoroughly and later on . I fully support the fantastic idea to honour the President of the United States of Americaq with the next available Nobel prize for peace. I have just studied his appearance at the NRA conference and I am now sure that strengthening the sales of automatic weapons brings so much peace in heaven to innocent people that needs awarding a price . I still do not understand how the USA could fall victim to a creature like Trump, McCain does not want him at his funeral. Neither do I .
  12. Sir, I am shattered reading that you seem to use a cannon like penicillin to kill a minor disease. Think it over.
  13. Gentlemen, President Donald Trump today found out that other than previously published he did indeed sort of pay money to pornstar Mrs Stormy Daniels although for no reason. Him good heart I think. What worries me as a certified believer in the United States for a lot of reasons is that President Donald Trump will finally make the USA be regarded as a presidential comedy. The little rocketman in comparison now almost seems to be a serious statesman . I wonder what comes next.
  14. Gentlemen, hereby tradesman Bubi explains how he found Bangkok . Started to do business with the Asia people in the beginning of the nineties with the Japanese but gave up soon due to high prices, no supply and awkward people . Just can´t get along with them Japanese , if you visit a Japan pornsite they put electrical devices into their women and think it´s great sex. They even seem to enjoy that . What the fuck does that tell us ? Anyhow, moved business towards Taiwan and to get there choose China Airlines, they labelled their planes Mandarin Airlines for political reasons then by the way . Depending on the day of the week routing has been FRA or AMS via BKK to TPE . Meaning I touched down at Don Mueang a billion times just to move onwards either way . Til the Lord in his eternal wisdom decided that tradesman Bubi needed advice. Which finally materialised in Captain Lin of aforementioned Mandarin Airlines . Point is that I have always been an aircraft fanatic and whenever possible tried to get access to the cockpit which has been easy at earlier times before the goddamed Arabs spoiled everything . April 1996 I happened to sit between the pilots on an elevated seat in an MD11 from Taipei bound for Bangkok , Captain Lin ordered coffees and squeezed a paper cup between the throttle levers half full of water . The ashtray . We smoked a ciggy and talked about life . One of the very great moments I shall rememer til I die gentlemen . Captain Lin invited me to stay and enjoy the midnight touchdown at Don Mueang and further warned me I should prepare for trouble later on because the aircon was gone and probably no hope for nocturnal repair. The China Airlines people tried to put as may as possible passengers on various planes to Europe but because they could not guarantee that my luggage would duely accompany me I decided for a hotel , rejected the Amari Airport and went downtown on my own . Which has been visit 00001 and has become at least 00150 in the meantime . I may take the occasion to thank the Lord, Captain Lin and in particular the company that fits aircon units into MD11´s that do not work . I am really really deeply grateful . Nuff said . Boarding pass and Captain Lin´s business card can still be shown for evidence . No promprem .
  15. Excellent statement Mr JaiRai . Although I am currently embracing not so much the place as such but Lao´s truely loveliest female citizen . But I am principally with you .
  16. Sir with deepest regret I have to postpone my excursion into the past until tomorrow because I overlooked the game Real Madrid versus Bayern München starting within a few minutes from now . Soccer, if you know what I mean . It crossed my mind these days that nobody seems to know what has driven our Beloved Leader Mr Khunsanuk to settle in Khrungthep City . A detailed report would be welcome.
  17. Kind of agree, he actually started. Looking forward to a day off tomorrow I plan to enlighten the esteemed community about my very first visit to Khrungthep originating from a tecnical breakdown rather than hoping that wonderful creatures from Walking Street might finally put my life into balance.
  18. You might consider the idea that people develop and not everybody remains at your level of intellectual potential. You seem to overlook that your wonderful creatures just play a role to serve loosers like yourself.
  19. " If you enjoy listening to screaming woman who’s trying very hard to satisfy old dirty man, ... " I actually do, might give the place a try .
  20. Or maybe Michael Jackson , early days of course .
  21. Sure. Melania being the beloved wife of a loving husband showed good mood although temporarily separated from her always caring Donald. Must have broken her heart . Like yourself I believe President Donald is the internationally accepted symbol of faithfulness in business and private.
  22. It means they were all there except Donald and it further means that Melania should have a severe problem with her backbone very soon should she continue wearing this kind of shoes.
  23. Assuming the deal has taken place within the borders of the state of New York I wonder if they considered the sales tax of 4 % further assuming that the 130.000 USD have been shown as sort of consulting fee on the books. @ cavanami . To me any woman is highly respected once their breast diameter is more than 50 % above average . Don´t get me wrong .
  24. Highly respected porn actress Stormy told the TV yesterday that she had to bang Donald´s ass with a newspaper before they had sex without condom and Donald paid 130.000 USD, well not really . Some disorientated lawyer paid but Donald did not know . The only reason why I bring this up is to silence greedy punters complaining about charges for overnight boomboom in Siam going up all the time . Slick Willy paid nothing for a decent blow job I believe , these were the good times for the USA .
  25. Mr Cavanami, either this is meant to be an ironic statement or you got to see the nearest doctor.
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