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    Taxi explodes during gas refill

    Hab taxi too mut . No promprem
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    Taxi explodes during gas refill

    I think car broken
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    Germany Thread

    Several weeks ago Mr Cavanami spread the news that the city of Munich has been conquered by the Arabs . Very funny.
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    Germany Thread

    Mr Cavanami, I should refrain from wasting my time with the utter bullshit that you keep on posting her but I may take the opportunity to make you aware of the world of phantasies that you are living in : The above posted clip says that in Duisburg 60 migrants were running through the town threatening people with machetes. Unfortunately the clip does not give any details where and when this awful event took place and therefore I rang the City of Duisburg, department of public order or whatever the translation is , requesting details and in particular why nobody ever seems to have taken notice . The answer is that your clip is pure junk. It did not happen if you understand that better . If you request further confirmation please ring 0049 203 94000 and ask for whomeever you want to talk to . Next you found somebody claiming that Germany suffers from a economic crisis due to Merkels´s austerity policy towards Greece. With that statement you would win any comedy price on German TV , Germany is in brilliant economic shape and the only crisis is that we do not have enough workers to cope with the demand. Many companies are praying for educated refugees to join their forces. Third, as a sign of hope you got at least one story right : indeed a guy from Afghanistan stabbed his ex girl friend and killed her unborn baby. I am sure you are overwhelmed by sadness and I join you in this case.
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    Usa Thread

    Just watched an interview on the world´s only TV station that spreads nothing but the truth: FOX . A woman asked Mr President if he did ever work for Russia. Mr President as usual went into spitting at anybody he could remember but the only thing he did noy say was the word No. Which for a change would have been a unique opportunity to speak the truth IF it was the truth. Maybe Mueller knows.
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    Usa Thread

    Dr Corsi
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    Usa Thread

    Couple of days ago Mr. Steve published his analysis that within foreseeable time the EU as a whole and Germany in particular would implode in whatever ways. Til that happens, cost for universities in Germany looks as follows : 1 year : 2 terms . Each term 100 to 250 € depending on local state laws for German and EU students . Foreign students 1500 € / term .Private universities charge as they like up to 20.000 € / year but they are unpopular and do not necessarily offer higher quality. President Donald is also a university expert, he did even pay 25 million fees back to students who felt somewhat bad after signing up. Him good heart.
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    Usa Thread

    Mr Coss , as a believer in the Unites States and it´s currently abused values I am sure that comedian in chief Donald has so much to hide that within short time the full truth shall surface . The man has spent his whole life with greasy business and people ; they will finally get him .
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    Usa Thread

    So where does Google pay ?
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    Do Not Learn Thai

    Probably something to do with the reverse cowgirl thing.
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    Do Not Learn Thai

    Gentlemen, although my opinion being of minor gravity because no expat I may contribute personal experience resulting from alltogether 2 words that I regularly use leading into overwhelming applause from related parties. Which are : Tikjabully krap : Ashtray please and Maijdjifann krap : Tothpick please No average tourist would ever use this level of Thai, if you know what I mean. And speaking with Donald the President : The highest level of communication ever seen anywhere.
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    Usa Thread

    To improve the average level of morale, integrity and intellectual level within the Trump government I suggest to ask Mike Tyson if he wishes to work as secretary of defense. But maybe he is not interested.
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    Usa Thread

    Giuliani him good heart. Deep state say Donald sign but Donald no sign. Somebody sign is Hillary.
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    Britain

    Gentlemen, heading for the hard version of the Brexit I believe we have the duty to prepare the kingdom for glorious times ahead. Chief Brexit engineers Farage and Johnson seem to have temporarily evaporated and I therefore wish to propose as follows: First to establish Viceroy Boris of Burma and revitalise the East India Steamship Company with daily services Southampton-Axandria-Suez-Bombay- Rangoon , proceeding to Hongkong after elimination of the Chinese. Establish an emergency committee identifying a subject or an object that replaces the EU as main culprit for anything that goes wrong in future. Establish Keith Richards as main Brexit Coordinator. The man survives anything.
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    Usa Thread

    "Our economy is stronger than ever — we stand with our Farmers!” Excludes muslim soya bean farmers and deep state peanut farmers. Gentlemen, about 45 % of the US population still seem to support Khun Donald but the rest of the world is not even laughing any more. In reality it is nothing but a tragic comedy. Monty Python , sort of.
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    Usa Thread

    Mueller is an undercover muslim. Deep state and the biased press say he is American but they are full of shit.
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    Usa Thread

    No. It is the house or senate of the US and not California. Being paid by their state would make them subordinates of their ´employer ´.
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    Usa Thread

    I studied your facts in the Germany thread and and now envy you even more for the priviledge to enjoy a president who is in obvious mental disorder. Although the biased press and the fake news agree Germany is in great condition . An opinion which I strongly reject looking at the US daily death toll of about 89 people killed by gunfire . Long way to go for Germany, we need more refugees.
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    Usa Thread

    Looking at the forthcoming impressive results of currently 4 political movements in power if we include the UK Brexit supporters , the others would be genius Donald and friends , an unbelievable idiot in Italy and recently another one in Brazil , the world shall hopefully learn the lesson that these guys only make things worse and have nothing substatial on offer but phantasies and lies and tweets . The really disturbing aspect is watching what world their supporters are living in , look at the crap that Cavanami quotes here all the time .
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    Usa Thread

    Why does nobody stand up and at least explain moron Trump that TARRIFFS ARE PAID BY HIS OWN CITIZENS AND NOT BEI VOLKSWAGEN OR THE CHINESE ?????? And therefore they do not make America rich again but make the people poorer because access to cheap imports is cut.
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    Germany Thread

    3 year old Arab refugee rapes 87 year German virgin. source www.donald´s-world.com
  22. Gentlemen , due to my behaviour of treating the ladies like a gentleman of long forgotten times when elegance and generosity were standard procedure I repeatedly encounter disappointing results in the kingdom . Like I was out last week with my favorite from the Silom classic thai massage shop , the more than lovely Pam . I do already avoid places like 5 star hotel restaurants and such in favour of advanced open air establishments as previously reported ; further nothing moves without a shopping tour through Terminal 21 to improve the outfit of mademoiselle (" falang you tingtong underwear " was what she said ) . Nonetheless I always note that all my joint efforts do not really create a feeling of relaxation and pleasure once we are sitting in the restaurant , so what can be done . I start to think that the daily meals prepared with her sisters from the massage in the open air seem to please her soul to a much higher degree . I am asking myself how the esteemed local gentlemen of foreign origin deal with this problem if taking the beloved one out . Spend the evening crunching fried cockroaches in Soi 4 or what ? Just in case the community might smell a general boredom of mademoiselle dealing with tourist BuBi I may officially confirm that at a later time the same night all boredom has disappeared in favour of sensibility , enthusiasm , passion and everything else . Velly goos . And as we are talking : my temporary experimental ladyboy companion from Central Silom same same . The age range of aforementioned individuals says about mid thirties . Over to you
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    German Quality Tourist Gives Everything But Creates Boredom

    Accuracy and precision, gentlemen, are the characteristics of advanced investigative journalism. Relentlessly pursuing these iron principles today in the early hours no later than 11:45 AM I therefore approached the porter of Salil Hotel Soi 11. The man is wearing a grey tailcoat previously owned to my opinion by Mike Tyson . Sidenote only. I explained in detail what I was after : why do falang no take taxi or tuktuk with luggage too big ? The man thought deeply and asked : You go shopping ? I repeated the procedure but this time supported by physically impersonating a falang with big luggage heading for Nana station . Porter started smiling and proposed : You can leave luggage here. At this moment I decided to give up and leave the rest to Mr. Stickman once he decides to pay the big city another secretive visit. PS : Talking about der Stickman I hereby confess that since he officially terminated his Weekly some time ago I checked his site every Sunday and would have accepted any drunken bet that one day he shall surface again. Velly goos. It ain`t that easy to forget. ( Khrungthep )
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    German Quality Tourist Gives Everything But Creates Boredom

    Gentlemen, the Stickman has been torturing his brain in his latest Weekly over the phenomenon that many tourists pull their luggage through the sois towards somewhere although there are masses of taxis and tuktuks readily available. I watched the spectacle over the last 3 breakfasts in Soi 11 and today finally decided to inquire at 2 hotel porters what the story is. By far most of them are Chinese who due to their local habits of being cheated by the drivers do not trust any taxi or related objects. Second they fear to be overcharged and are afraid of getting in trouble with the lads due to nobody speaks English or Chinese. Having said that, still there are enough falangs around pulling their luggage which needs further investigation. We shall report.
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    Thai health insurance

    Gentlemen, after I almost froze to death within the Bangkok Bank Exchange Tower and virtually felt grilled afterwards on Sukhumvit I wish to say that it is extremely hot at the moment . Bangkok bank offers health insurance to a 43 year old lady ( lovely ) as follows : yearly rates are 16.900 / 25.000 / 29.000 AIA H&S extra 2500 / 4500 / 6500 no idea what that is And then they pay : Hospital room + board max 125 days 2500/4500/6500 per day I.C.U double of above max 30 days In hospital consultation 800/1000/1200 per day Surgery 80.000/100.000/120.000 / case Anesthesist 8000/10000/12000 / case Operation theatre + equipment benefit 12000/14000/16000 , don´t know what benefit could mean Misc hospital expenses 20000/30000/40000 / case Out patient diagnostic x-ray laboratory 3000/5000/7000 Out patient benefit per policy year 5000 /7000 / 9000 benefit see above Out patient treatment benefit within 24 hours accidental emergency 5000 / 8000 / 10000 per injury Out patient treatment for kidney dialysis chemotheraphy radiotherapy benenefit per policy year Cashback benefit if no claims 2500 / 3500 / 10000 per year Death benefit 10.000 all classes . Over to you
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