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In preparation of my forthcoming voyage to the Kingdom of Thailand next week I am currently trying to convince my microwave oven to operate as a camera so that I can shoot some nice photos . I hope the Mister Stickman from NZ can read this as I remember some bars do not allow photos inside . Carrying a microwave oven with you should not make any bouncers becoming suspicious . "Kellyanne Conway has been a trusted advisor and strategist who played a crucial role in my victory. She is a tireless and tenacious advocate of my agenda and has amazing insights on how to effectively communicate our message. I am pleased that she will be part of my senior team in the West Wing," Trump said in a statement. Amazing insights , I agree .

The man was suffering from paranoid schizophrenia if you know what that is . That does not make it any better in the end but your post does show exactly the Trump/Breitbart way of thinking that uses stereotypes to support what you like to believe anyway . Disclaimer so that you might understand what I think : I neither like muslims from Kosovo or Israelis from the Westbanks attacking people . I do not like people attacking other people in general . Neither do I like people writing bullshit .

A mentally disturbed person from Kosovo , nothing to do with terrorism .

Quote Miss Orn (?) from Naree Massage Soi 4 : You velly good body . She should know I think .

Mr Sandwich , firstly I wish to apologize for my inappropriate comments as per December7th 2016 at 18:13 hours . After reading your opening piece I realise you are dead serious about the matter . I learned Portuguese a couple of years ago and learning Italian these days by always carrying a small notebook with me where I listed about 400 words which I think are important . Those I assembled from a dictionary . Daily target is remembering 5 words plus repeating the previous ones . Does not work like clockwork but does the job in the end . Would that work with the wonderful Thai language ? I would not , like it would not with Chinese or Lao . There is no way to get the pronounciation right or find the proper tone . Either you live in the environment or use a teacher . Maybe Miss Pim from the Moonlight Bar . Hab big prompremm .

According to my 6-month regular blood testing all results incl cholesterol are very good which is due to : - Disregarding currently popular nutrition theories - Following some basic rules like avoiding any industrialised food and preferring fresh product from the market - Reducing sugar consumption and eating more fish than meat Which is more or less what mankind has been successfully eating for a million years . Not think too mut .

Talking about zebra-crossings I may let the board know that I strictly use the Asoke subway since due to a heavy miscalculation I found myself in the middle of about 20.000 cars , motorycycles and related vehicles heading into unforeseeable directions . I came from Jerry´s New York Cafe` and almost lost my life . At least I could now imagine what a homerun is .

Further good news from the Netherlands this very morning : the worst of them all, Geert Wilders, is down to about 16 % in the polls . Long may President Donald continue to show the world what these guys stand for .

Gentlemen , while the gentleman on Mr baa99´s photo appears in public with open sandals and no socks I further wish to exclude myself from " people with low income " said to be mainly involved in fatal motorcycle accidents according to Mr bust´s detailed report . More, the majority of motorcycle pilots does usually assure me of " very safety " once being questioned about possible risks . Awaiting the final assessment of Leader Khunsanuk I remain BuBi

Gentlemen , in a recent discussion about how many BTS trains you have to let pass in the morning I suggested our Great Leader Khunsanuk to use a scooter or motorcycle to avoid the queues . Leader Khunsanuk strictly rejected my constructive suggestion by claiming motorcycle too mut dangerous . I have to admit that motorcycles in the meantime have become my favorite transportation device in the big city although not for countrywide trips , I only use them for Sukhumvit-related jouneys and getting in and out of the sois . I do not have any statistics to use but my personal feeling is not that I am taking a major risk . I am an ex tuktuk-man but they really have become a pest by asking 200 Baht for a trip round the corner . Over to you for further instructions .

And as usual avoided to release his plans how to solve all the issues . As much as I dislike President Donald I start to be grateful for his works . Similar political movements in Europe like the right wing AFD in Germany are loosing support dramatically which partially seems to be result of pied pipers facing reality .

So just try elsewhere

While the big majority of the esteemed members of this board in the meantime decided to switch their activities towards gardening and collecting stamps I may proudly repeat my earlier statements that the ambassadors of true romance and passion do not originate from Italy , Spain , Latin America and such but from the Federal Republic of Germany . Obviously . Whether this materialises in boob-squeezing or shagging ladyboys bareback is of minor significance only , it is the determination that matters .

I wonder how many Trump-supporters know where or what Sweden is . I recommend to build a wall in any case and let Sweden pay for it .

I am prepared to keep the Rhine valley upstream between Cologne and Ruedesheim highly alerted ; any movements of abbots with sunglasses and orange outfit shall be reported immediately .

Thoroughly considering the statement of the abbott´s close aid that his holyness might already have fled from the temple I came to the conclusion that he now might be hiding elsewhere . Could anybody resident in Bangkok please forward my conclusion to relevant authorities for further evaluation !

On occasion of my next visit to the kingdom in March I shall capture his holyness Dhammachayo with utmost ease , the plan is this : Due to natural lack of hair I shall only need to buy an orange monk robe at Chatuchak market , ring the bell at Dhammakaya Temple and ask for my friend Dhammachayo . I am monk BuBi from the German Buddhist Temple Association I shall explain . As soon as he appears I take the handcuffs and there we are . I shall be genereously rewarded by the government and spend the rest of my life as inactive post at the beach .

I am not the police but if his holyness is not there any more I dare to speculate he might have left .

Absolutely excellent thread Khun Coss . I just have been about three weeks in the Kingdom reading the Post and The Nation on daily basis and there are 3 topics that I shall truely remember as the essential subjects : 1 ) A sort of Thai official tried to steel 3 virtually worthless pictures from a hotel in Japan and in consequence has been fired after national uproar which surprises me because normally people are moved to inactive post . The story made it through the papers over more than a week and I wonder if he should not have better killed a policeman on Sukhumvit Road driving a Ferrari early morning because such things obviously result in nothing . 2) A load of Thai officials made a lot of money being bribed by Rolls Royce , Airbus and some cable suppliers and although plenty of details are readily available from RR and the UK Serious Fraud Office there seem to be about 5 Thai agencies competing to follow this up and in the UK nobody knows whom to contact . I wish to speculate that identifying the proper agency shall take the local authorities a couple of years and finally nobody should be interested any more . 3) The abbot : in defence of the authorities I wish to remind the community that this has only been the third attempt to get hold of him which is not much . And only 25 % of the area have been searched . Consequently another 9 searchs would be in order til they get him . On condition his holyness stays where he is and does not move . On the other hand I used about 40 motorcycle taxis and have not been cheated once .

I have read a full transcript of his yesterday's press conference . The guy needs to be hospitalised .

As it looks members of the Trump gang seem to have had contacts with Russian " agents " at the time of the election .

President Donald called the judge who ruled against his Executive Order a " so-called judge " . I hope enough US citizens realise that he is now showing another side which is disrespect for the jurisdiction which means it can hardly get any lower . Google the term faschist and find out what Trump and friends are heading for .

Which is what I have been trying to say for years . Excellent statement .

Will soon come from Detroit made by previous carworkers .

The idea that the Queen has to shake hands with this piece of crap later this year makes me sick .