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  1. Many people , mainly man , consider the blue pill being the greatest invention in human history since somebody developed the motor car . For example Australian man Murdoch (84) now marrying Jerry Hall : what a disappoinment on honeymen . " Solly dahlin no can ". ( Murdoch speaking without teeth ) It´s great .
  2. Sir , maybe 10 or even more more years ago when this board has been in full swing I honoured the community with a thread " Die from boomboom " based on first hand information from a member of the German embassy . The guy reported anout the numbers of dead gentlemen whom they had to send home in a coffin due to abuse of Viagra ; which has further been supported by a TV station interviewing a Pattya based working girl complaining about the very same phenomenon . Although I understand none of the fine gentlemen of this very board would ever consider using such drugs and consequently are still alive . ( Lots of laughing at this point ) .
  3. What is a quarterback ? Is for example Mr. Khunsanuk a quarterback due to his leading role on this forum ? Guido from The New Yorker Cafe could explain but not easy to get the message .
  4. The kind of food that Khun Guido sells is principally the opposite of what I think is healthy for myself and that is the reason why I like it . Further I do officially release the fact that I am a dedicated streetwalker like the recently emigrated Mr Stickman . Walks from my temporary headquarters Landmark Hotel to Soi 22 Honey Bee Massage and backwards are my minimum daily walking distance and in between I have to take e rest somewhere which is Guido , normally on the way back . I am an elderly person but in excellent shape . Mr Guido offering me 5 oversize condoms free of charge I consider the strongest compliment you could receive these days . Pam repeatedly said : You good body . These are all good news gentlemen , I again thank the Lord for having built Khrungthep ; I can´t came much better , just pick the goodies .
  5. When I read the first line of the initial post I planned to elaborate on the nationality of the elephants being Burmese but they already found out the mahout is . Case closed .
  6. Mister flash , thank you for your update , I was deeply concerned but there seems to be hope . I shall find her , on a non erotic base I may point out . Another point of interest walking along Suk is Guido by the way . The name sounds somewhat Thai but the man is American and runs a place called New Yorker Café , totalling roughly 5 squaremeters though offering 2 flatscreens showing a US game all the time where a so called quarterback seems to play a significant role . The infamous khunsanuk has been there repeatedly I was told . Guido explained me aforementioned game several times but I did not get the point , too complex . Anyhow , Guido apart from promoting strange sports events seems to be the one manufacturing much sought after oversize condoms , I have 3 now . And has lovely small size hamburgers for sale and I like the place . Boardmembers with bladder-issues should take a leak somewhere along lower Suk in the park because Guido has no toilet on the premises and sends customers to a public place at corner Asoke . Very elegant . The latter a true reason for me to visit Guido because eateries with toilets you can find anywhere . Highly recommended . In celebration of successfully acquiring a so called airline ticket Frankfurt - Bangkok today for later this month I visited a local ( German ) massage shop and may inform the community that whatever doomsday reports there might be around about Khrungthep : I truely love this town whatever changes might be on the way . Nuff said
  7. Before . There is a string of 2 or 3 restaurants on your left and the Thai Visa one is the first one , two pool tables inside . Previously called Lounge Bar .
  8. Gentlemen , I am deeply saddened by the possible closure of a restaurant in Soi7 according to repeated reports by the recently emigrated Mr Stickman . The place is on your left some 50 meters into the soi and used to show a large signpost Thai Visa . I did occasionally take lunch at the property , usually supported by a free mango with sticky rice due to owner (?) Suzy´s good heart . During my last visit a North African gentleman appeared to be unable to pay checkbin because all his cash had already gone into the handbag of his overaged beauty from Beergarden who appeared to be strictly unwilling to release 220 Thai Baht to settle the bill . High class entertainment because all parties involved were yelling at each other except the beauty who did neither move nor say anything at all . The gentleman did leave the place for a few minutes and returned on a motorcycle taxi then actually yelling at the motorcycle pilot . Events like this are what I truely love the Kingdom for , I could add another few . I sometimes think I am attracting this kind of bizarre spectacles . Could anybody confirm the place is finally gone or reopened under a different concept?
  9. Mr Stick , hail to thee The only oil I understand anything about is olive oil , although I wish to say that somebody paying somebody elso 1000 a day does certainly have a reason to do so . Possibly horrible work conditions , possibly a genius at work , possibly something else . Which means the man who receives it has either to offer something extraordinary or pay a high personal price .
  10. Lumpini Park , the big thing in the background is the German embassy , been there .
  11. Gentlemen , Mr Nasiadai´s sad findings hitting the Thai tourism industry at peak time I may add a thoughtful evaluation of how even without Nanaplaza sufficient results for single male travellers could be achieved by strictly using the following formula It simply tells the traveller about fixed cost degression resulting in positive effects of scale under vertical diversification . I may expand : Khun Pam (Lao ) from greater Soi18 area shows her strength in Thai massage , straight forward boom boom and does not snore . Khun Pa ( Burma ) from greater Soi 4 area represents the stunner type of massage workers with a weakness in the boomboom sector but great to look at . Khun Tik ( Udon Thani ) from greater Silom area is a unique massage talent , refuses any serious erotic proposals but is heavily disappointed if she does not receive any . Complex but enjoyable . I was heavily mislead in the past by putting all eggs into one basket ( nice expression ) but see a bright future in outsourcing in an obviously globalised environment . Respectfully BuBi
  12. As the recently emigrated Mr. stickman explained in his weekly many bars at Nanaplaza have been taken over by questionable subjects of white colour and the Hells Angels sort of businessmen . Maybe this is part of the problem . Sadness befalls me when I read Mr Nasiadai´s analysis of how he spent 6000 Baht just for intoxicating himself . I may again offer the Bubi approved system of spending a nice evening in peace and resulting in true love , though temporary : Oil massage 600 Baht Go shoppping with madamoiselle 1000 Take dinner with mademoiselle 1500 Go hotel with mademoiselle ( maybe ) 2500 Grand total 5600 Any furthert comment would be superfluous . Usually , gentlemen , the 2500 extra services would even cover a longtime rent as the magic presence of hansum Bubi usually creates lazyness supported by a flatscreen TV . And to release the final secret of the international nightlife industry : gentlemen with proper massage skills could expect extraordinary results even from a daughter of the Isaan who thinks she knows everything . Over to you
  13. London l not being Bangkok regarding the ways of finding justice at court it would be most informative to know the whole story including the " evidence in private " part of it .
  14. Khun Jack , with all due respect . Like in the Non-Euklidian geometry parallels cross in infinity , true love just being a matter of imagination it could as well be temporay . From December 5th til December 8th for example which is when I moved on in favour of a female operator based at Oscar Massage , Patpong district . Excellent results also here . You got to find them that´s all .
  15. After proper analysis I tend to think Mr Richardson belongs like myself to a disappearing species of gentlemen whose erotic adventures apart from a decent boomboom here and there require elegance , style and true passion . All based on adequate renumeration of course . Since my tragic separation from lovely Nok I did in fact spend an awful lot of time finding true love on temporary basis and I was finally successful . The secret is avoiding youbuymedinkpaybarfinetakeshowerblowjobboomboom areas in favour of semi-erotic places of the so called Thai massage type where I could identify 3 truely great associates , two of which I would even be willing to release coordinates of , although not in public . One of them during interview why she is working in this field did even answer because she likes boom boom with falangs . What an encouraging statement , our best wishes go out to Mr Richardson .
  16. Elderly women who have lost sense for true love and romance is what the Beergarden has on offer , I am disappointed . Deeply disappointed . And what makes things worse is the closure of the Naughty Girls bar Soi 4 , I wonder what this city is heading for , armageddon . But there is lovely Pam from Lao who never asks for money .
  17. With the additional advantage there is an airport 40 km away in Chiang Mai . The world`s most beautiful women are not worth anything if you have to consider 5 hours on the bus to get there . One way . A recently discovered potential love of my life came from Surin which made her disappear from my shortlist .
  18. I have been watching a report about four UK veterans now in their 90´s the other day who survived a Japanese camp in the area. There were so many really young guys 18 or 20 years old who lost their life in the jungle ; I have been twice to the Kanchanaburi cemetery in the meantime and it always reminds of the great fortune we could enjoy living in mainly peaceful Europe without major headache resulting from a bullet flying through .
  19. Mr Coss , just in case yourself or anybody within your family , Lao relatives , friends or other did ever complain about the European Community establishing a system of intransparency and bureaucracy should read article 28 of the aforementioned masterpiece trying to deal with the settlement of disputes .
  20. One of the most urgent infrastructure projects to my opion would be widening the sidewalks in Soi 4 , make it a one way road , plant flowers , trees and provide chairs for the freelance ladyboys .
  21. Since I started walking with my dogs in the forest 9 years ago , on daily basis as an iron rule , I never put up weight again .
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