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  1. Gentlemen , I may ask for advice on the following matter : last time I talked to the lovely Pam over the telephone she said there is a chance for her working on contract basis in Malaysia very soon . She has now left 3 months but for Korea . Very well , BuBi heart not broken . I wonder what the point of that job is because : Madame is about 35 and not a beauty neither in looks nor body . Working in a Thai massage as you find them in hundreds , special services on offer but only on request and certainly no boom boom at the place . What the heck could anybody in Korea find so great about her as there are thousands and thousands better looking white skin ladies around . Clarification requested .
  2. My SIM-card is from Lobbinson depahmen stoh Bangrak . I think it is called 1-2-3 . When I leave Thai soil I switch it off and switch it on once arriving in BKK again . 500 Baht topup charge make unit work endlessly using a secretive prefix . Multiple messages in English tell me who tried to ring in my "absence " plus about two hundred notifications meant to tell me something in Thai I believe . Within hours of my arrival I usually receive phone calls of the type that worry Mr YimSiam . I am sure my beloved Siemens communication device does something that alarms aforementioned subjects . Because I am a clever IT-kid I found out in the meantime that it is possible to make the telephone show the callers name instead of a number that I cannot remember . I am therefore able to filter unwanted activity in favour of the preliminary love of my life . Important advice : Once a massage therapist with future potential has been identified whereever I strongly recommend to ask for mademoiselle's mobile phone details . She might have left once you are back at the place next time . Further I recommend to add additional details to the name because I find it not easy to clearly distinguish " Pim" from " Lek " after 3 months . " Pim bigboob" helps to put you on track for example . Other than the Stickman who is wasting his precious time in the mountains of New Zealand I am looking forward to enter the Kingdom again next week , I shall duely report who rang this time .
  3. Although the value of my ages old and beloved petrol-driven Siemens mobile phone comes nowhere near Mr Yimsiam`s 20 USD I truely appreciate the enormous value of this very thread . I was actually considering to acquire a new telephone to cut any unwanted phone calls only hours after I stumbled from the aeroplane at Suvannapum airport , originating from ex-lovely Nok , a mushroom farmer and random massage therapists , female . No ladyboys. My thanks go out to Mr khunsanuk for explaining the mystery . I do further remember Mr Stickman writing about something that you can install into your partners mobile and that keeps on tracking whom he/her is talking to and even what they speak . Horrifying prospects I have to admit .
  4. gawguy , I seem to be blessed again by finding the more than lovely Pam who dealing with the very same promprem just announced : " Pussy no good hab period ". Admitting it sounds far less poetic it at least saves me from public inquiries what she wishes to say .
  5. Very much so in mine . So we are all different whatever Stick´s plans are , or his investors´ .
  6. According Mr Stickman´s latest thinkings I propose to change the thread title into " Stickman again not leaving Thailand " .
  7. Personally , my confidence in Isaan rocket engineering is virtually endless . Although the idea of living near a launchsite would make me move somewhere else right away once launchtime has come .
  8. Although reading the last words of today`s edition , there seem to be signs of hope .
  9. They have cleared the walkways along Suk at daytime from the vendors . Goverment good heart .
  10. The gentlemen in bad mood all of a sudden , what went wrong ?
  11. After googling who Zain Malik is I think Lauren could be his mother
  12. A most constructive and useful discussion to which I may add the aspect of taking a late lunch at the establishment . They do indeed serve meals which they better should not . I entered Beergarden in a most innocent intention planning to eat something while watching the ambience and possibly fall in love with another mushroom farmer . Due to extremely noisy music , unpleasant athmoshere in general I moved outside where my lunch was served later . Close to uneatable I may comment , although I met a gentleman from Australia whom I asked about his opinion about ladyboys which he did not answer although recommended the Beergarden interior offering " hundreds of girls " . A fundamental misunderstanding .
  13. The employer due to German law has no way to find out about an employees health condition , even if he is signed off for months . Neither a doctor would be allowed to report anywhere . Under discussion now of course .
  14. Many people are now permanently spreading clever thoughts all over the place , they should have come forward with their ideas a week earlier . In all aviation history there might have been about 8 cases of pilots killing passengers by flying the plane into ground , an almost zero likelihood . Giving up flying would make it finally very safe . So far only European LCC´s introduced the new rule with minimum 2 people in the cockpit to get away from an image problem , Germanwings being an LCC .
  15. To become a candidate at Lufthansa flying school , where this guy learned flying , you have to pass numerous tests before you even start the courses . This includes multiple thorough screenings of the person´s mental status .
  16. I have previously suggested to include Jack´s works into the World Cultural Heritage and keep on doing so . He succeeds in transforming paid boomboom into something meaningful .
  17. Numerous , dear Sir , are my paments into the Kingdom since I first entered Thai soil in April 1996 . Independent observers might in fact question my mental well-being looking at some transactions . But I regard money just as a floating process , hence the name liquidity . Once it did leave my pocket it arrives elsewhere and does never evaporate . Which gives some comfort . Or new teeth for that matter . All is good .
  18. I am hereby finally praising the Western Union Company to the highest possible degree ; not only are their services fast , efficient and worth the fees but as soon as the targeted person did withdraw the funds from their outlet they send an email to the generous payer . It was only then that I received lovely Pam's real name in writing which I very much appreciate . In particular spelling her family name requires mental storage capacity above average level .
  19. Mister YimSiam , it is only today that I do fully realise your thoughtful comment , my apologies . Thank you for considering the possibility of potential exploitation but regarding the loveliest of all Pams I would completely exclude such strategy . She loves me and did further confirm in the meantime that Wessenunio did pay .
  20. The Sierra Leone registered ship´s owner-company might be be based on the Virgin Islands at a notary office , both each 20 USD shareholders of the company again Caribbean companies represented by a lawyer in Panama .
  21. Bad news , snow fish as listed on the Thai hotel menue is a very white fish similar to the Scandinavian winter salmon Skrei and therefore has often been consumed by boardmember BuBi . Nobody could ever answer my question what a snowfish is . I did not realise it is an endangered species and promise to start an immediate riot once I arrive at my beloved riverlodge again . Although I would not rate it in the luxury range pricewise .
  22. Gentlemen , I am delighted somebody brought this thread up again after Nasiadai seems to have ruined ThaI / Us -relationship on the boomboom sector . I have taken the liberty to add the Thermae on my to do list where only " Expensive escort " is left after having analysed the ladyboy-ambience . I shall report here no later than May 10th 2015 . My preliminary strategy is to offer the next best overaged hooker within Thermae 4000 Baht short time and offer her another 1000 if she spreads the news between her colleagues right away . This will emmediately reestablish western superiority at a place that seems to have degenerated into something Japanese . I try to assemble reliable data about dick sizes in the meantime .
  23. More than lovely Pam , member of staff in Thailand`s only massage shop that exclusively offers medical treatment reports Chinese as almost only customers these days . Thought most hated ones due to constant complaining , rude behaviour and not 1 Satang tip ever .
  24. Very surprised indeed to read this remark , in particular as ex Mrs Stick has no chance to respond . " Falang man no good , hab other ladee "
  25. Khun Waerth , no tourist arriving in Khrungthep shall enter a conflict with a Thai taxi driver once this subject confiscates the paper and puts it in his pocket . neither would any average tourist proceed with wasting his holiday time trying to win a war with a Thai taxi driver over maybe 150 Baht surcharge , in case tourist realises that he paid too much , by ringing the tourist police or whomever .
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