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  1. I;d go with all of that except << 2. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office. >> My thinking was you'll only get very rich people with self interest in congress otherwise. Then again this is USA where it seems no one gets a pension so maybe I am being too socialist for the USA
  2. If only O spoke like that all the time!
  3. FARK - since before he was elected the birth certificate has been on line! But lets not let the truth get in the way of a good story. By the way, Oboma is a great disappointment
  4. Must read is "Caravans" by James Mitchener, the man predicted everything that's happened - from the mad mullahs to USSR/USA intervention. All this in late 40's! I am sure he wasn't the only one either. My sister and Brother in law went through there in the 60's, wrote a book about kids there. Thought it was pretty amazing.
  5. It's been far longer than 100 years already, the place isn;t much different since the kyber pass days
  6. The gay cowboy A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was a gay Mexican and the other a drunk gringo. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. The gay guy proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally the ranch hand returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
  7. I stayed at Highland City Hotel last year, turned out it was a bit of a thermae with lots of action, nice rooms. great UN range of good looking cheap (I wasn't partaking, but seemed a short time of $50 or less was viable) Crappy breakfast (AKA USA Cheap Motel Style - really odd breakfast)
  8. Puff the magic dragon, yep that too
  9. Snoopy Vs the Red Baron, "Up in the sky the little blah blah, " great song, next fav was bicycle song, growing up with two older sisters I knew all the beetles etc, prob why I hate them.
  10. Err, i oddly think the brit's had a lot more to do with 'holding the line' in malaysia than the usa. I remember asking once a person who i thought would know, 'why didn't you get involved in vietnam'? They replied they had far more experience than usa in fighting the red peril in s e asia and would never think that the vietnam situation was viable. Nor did they believe in the domino theory. Unlike how they undertook malaysia, which had a much smaller red peril base.
  11. Scott Pilgram Vs the World WTF? What a weird but kinda interesting movie, daughter loved it.
  12. No - was a very wealthy young large Japanese guy who spent a week training, Friday night they'd have a competition. The "Farangs", Japanese included, would ALWAYS win their bought. Sometimes deservedly, I remember a giant super fit german who seemed to be 7ft 6 tall, all muscles, going against a tiny Thai guy, of course he won. But in this case the Jap, while bigger and (to be honest) fitter than the Thai, was no where as good, the Thai obviously (to me) letting him win. The Thai and Farang crowd was getting pretty pissed as usually, like the German, they Farang are good sports. This Japanese guy was behaving like he was a god and treated the little Thai guy like shit, really boxing cruelly, as the Thai had been told to let him win. The Jap even had his own film crew recording his great Thai Boxing prowess. I was pretty pissed off by the end of 2nd round, so walked over to the Thai corned during the break, and told the Thai I'd give him 500 baht if he knocked out the Jap. 10 seconds into 3rd round with a great kick to the head, Japanese guy sinks slowly down, Thai turns to me, with a big smile brings his knee up into the Japs face. I tipped him an extra 500 baht.
  13. Waddling around tonight, i remembered all the russian gals. Long gone. I remember fixing a thai boxing match at hillary bar as well. Woodstock blue cheese hamburger. The delphi version of nanaplaza,com . Up near ari they had old thai department stores long gone. During the 02 crack down the thai gogo area had sex shows. Oddly involving a girl sticking a raw egg up her mutt and out came a cracked egg.
  14. Santos was more infamous for Delhi Belly his curries inflicted than anything else
  15. Ahhh carlsberg! Lemon tree, venic boys. Boots everywhere. I remember meeting a girl at a street crossing looking down at the highest sole'd thigh high boots i had every seen. Noticing my admiration, she asked me, 'do you like my condo?' asoke corner! Sigh, i had a short time in a fridge box the once. Tight squeeze. In the rain that was a swamp. Remember the big bill board falling down in a big wind?
  16. Ahhh carlsberg! Lemon tree, venic boys. Boots everywhere. I remember meeting a girl at a street crossing looking down at the highest sole'd thigh high boots i had every seen. Noticing my admiration, she asked me, 'do you like my condo?' asoke corner! Sigh, i had a short time in a fridge box the once. Tight squeeze. In the rain that was a swamp. Remember the big bill board falling down in a big wind?
  17. What happened to the young twins? Johnny and his brother? Boxing at Hillary bar was fun,
  18. So This is America': Veteran Ray McGovern Bloodied and Arrested At Clinton Speech by Partnership for Civil Justice From the Partnership for Civil Justice: As Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave her speech at George Washington University yesterday condemning governments that arrest protestors and do not allow free expression, 71-year-old Ray McGovern was grabbed from the audience in plain view of her by police and an unidentified official in plain clothes, brutalized and left bleeding in jail. She never paused speaking. When Secretary Clinton began her speech, Mr. McGovern remained standing silently in the audience and turned his back. Mr. McGovern, a veteran Army officer who also worked as a C.I.A. analyst for 27 years, was wearing a Veterans for Peace t-shirt. Blind-sided by security officers who pounced upon him, Mr. McGovern remarked, as he was hauled out the door, "So this is America?" Mr. McGovern is covered with bruises, lacerations and contusions inflicted in the assault. Mr. McGovern is being represented by the Partnership for Civil Justice Fund (PCJF). "It is the ultimate definition of lip service that Secretary of State Clinton would be trumpeting the U.S. government's supposed concerns for free speech rights and this man would be simultaneously brutalized and arrested for engaging in a peaceful act of dissent at her speech," stated attorney Mara Verheyden-Hilliard of the PCJF. Mr. McGovern now works for Tell the Word, a publishing arm of the ecumenical Church of the Saviour in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of Washington, D.C. http://www.youtube.com/embed/ My29YT1T4R4
  19. ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there? The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
  20. Finally, someone has cleared this up for me... For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian High Commission in Canberra has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a:- A - Taxi licence in Adelaide B - Convenience store in Melbourne C- Service station in Perth, D- Kebab shop in Brisbane E- Take away cafe in Sydney If there is nothing there, he must stay in India and take a job answering telephones giving technical advice to Telstra and Optus customers in Australia .
  21. Dave - I can just see you leaving the cinema doing pirouettes,
  22. SEX STARVED A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert ... During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel. The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.' About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?' 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are!!!"
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