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huumlaar

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  1. The Asian flower chick was kewwwl
  2. New company with a lot of cash spending up fast, their biz model changes as they decide how to spend their $;s, but they do seem to be moving in right direction. It's cheap. but for a few HD channels, if that is all you want, then ThaiCom's DTV service would be better as they have 6 HD channels and some in English, none in Dutch, sorry.
  3. Yes, looking at the obit, I realize he was far younger than I thought he was at the time. Mind you the girls in that band, very hot!
  4. Nice guy, photographed him years ago when they first started out. Sad, diabetes related.
  5. I saw the same sign tonight seemed quite odd,
  6. OH he was great, saw him on a TV show in Australia, the presenter gave him a tiny toy keyboard to play and he was amazing
  7. Daddy Long Legs Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them dead. 'Well," she said, "that may be OK in New York, but we're not having any of that s**t in Texas"
  8. Promethius, a pre-alien ridly scott movie about the first aliens.
  9. Fat Bastard! Oops, you already said that!

  10. Sayjann "if they leave out the scene featuring Tom Bombadil" Not in the Hobbit, that's in LOTR's Peter Jackson felt it had no importance on the story so left it out of the LOTR series. "Both Ralph Bakshi and Peter Jackson stated that the reason the character was omitted from their films was because, in their view, he does little to advance the story, and would make their films unnecessarily long." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bombadil In many film and radio adaptations of The Lord of the Rings, Bombadil is notable by his absence, possibly because nobody knows quite what to do with him. Peter Jackson justified his omission of Bombadil from the film The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) by pointing out that he did little to advance the story, having nothing to do with the Ring storyline, and serving little purpose when it came to getting the hobbits to Rivendell, and putting together the Fellowship. However, much of Bombadil's dialogue, and the scene in which the hobbits meet Old Man Willow, are transplanted into the scenes that Merry and Pippin share with Treebeard in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002). http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Tom_Bombadil In Tolkien's own words: "Tom Bombadil is not an important person -- to the narrative. I suppose he has some importance as a 'comment.' Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19156_6-deleted-scenes-that-prove-book-isnt-always-better.html#ixzz2Gz8gOdw That all said I think it's one of the best bits of the Tolkien books, one of the most interesting too.
  11. Flash I hear it all the time, and ironically was asked recently for a literal translation which I couldn't give as it didn't make sense, Till now! Good one Mekong and Thanks for translation,
  12. Hey how would the police moake money if there are no road rules - driving under the freeway at Suk Soi 1 from Planchit is perfect example of a rule enforced only to make $'s
  13. hehehehe funny photo's with wordy bits! Thanks Flash Now to keep munchie happy I hope this works If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems. 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name. 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. And the all-time favorite: 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
  14. This one so remind's me about Thailand
  15. Would have to be something that doesn't rust
  16. And a time share on Hua Hin beach
  17. Surfer Dude Good movie, nude chicks, what else is there in life?
  18. Dubliner may have made a good offer to Los Cosbos to close down
  19. A few down from Hair and Hound towards Suk 20. I think the site of the old Pink Massage Parlour. 2009 wouldn't have been open.
  20. Well I have to say this is pretty impressive, you owe those lads a drink young man! Now I just need to find something controversial to add.
  21. Prequel to "Cats" - "Kittens" the unexpurgated version, complete with the drowning scene of the unwanted litter. Sequel to "Cats" - "Old Cats" the unexpurgated version, complete with incontinent cats and the vet clinic scenes with the old cats put down. Sequel to Jesus Christ Superstar - So we finally get to find out happens! Sequel to "Hair" - "Bald" Pretty much can be written down as the bitter sold out ex-hippies fat, bald, arthritic and bloated swearing. And the nude scene? Just as controversial now as then "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON PLEASE!!!!!!"
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