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  1. Mekong

    Usa Thread

    Are you talking abut Coss or Cav Herr Bubi?
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    Usa Thread

    Good Job Americans don’t play Cricket, if they did Kiwi would be wound beyond snapping hehe
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    Usa Thread

    Which in turn reminds me of the old Air Traffic Control tale The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
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    New Zealand Thread

    When did Trump become a Kiwi?
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    New Zealand Thread

    So they dislike others due to an inferiority complex then? Maybe Flash should have used the word “Disdain” rather than “Superior” But it all boils down to the same thing, Ignorance. London is the same, or should I say was the same, nowadays Londonistan but that is another topic altogether. Was called a Stupid Northern Monkey, which made me laugh, if I was so stupid why was I down in the Smoke showing them how to do “Shit” why were they not Oop Norf showing us? As I said just laughed the ignorance off You will Find assholes and the asshole city in every country whether it be Christchurch New York, London, Paris, Madrid, Rome etc, I am happy countries have the asshole enclave it makes it easier to avoid the ignorant people.
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    Any New Jokes

    Too Many UNSUBSCRIBE is enough
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    I think Mr Mekong may find this amusing

    Straight Jacket definitely a Straight Jacket
  8. I should rephrase that to "First Bar he had alone in Thailand" of course before Jools he was in partnership with Peter and opened a little place in the Nana Plaza called Woodstock's
  9. Fletch has retired from Jameson’s a few months ago he now has his retirement hobby bar called “Fletchers Folly” on Soi Siam Country Club. I know Jameson’s very well 2005 until 2008 I literally lived over the bar, my apartment was right above the bar, at least I didn’t have far to go home Fletch first bar in Thailand was Jools which he sold to “Big Dave” aka Fatso of Fatsos bar in Stephen Leathers amusing tale (what he wrote was true names were changed to protect the guilty) Next he was working for Woody in Patts managing TQ2 on Soi Diamond until he landed the position at Delaneys a pseudo Irish Bar then Jameson’s in 2005
  10. No great loss a shite Pub selling mediocre grub
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    I think Mr Mekong may find this amusing

    Thanks pe7e Most people who Road Race do have a Professional Career, like not many road sweepers could finance a 750 racing machine and it ain’t cheap trust me. The Doctors, they are not Docs who took up Road Racing, they are Road Racers whom became Docs. Road Racing is worse than any Drug, don’t matter Ulster, NW200, Southern 100’s Manx GP or such once one has been racing on closed roads between the hedgerows and dry stone walls clinging on for dear life nothing can beat it the ultimate buzz ... OK I have strange ways to achieve buzz haha Indirectly Road Racing And Thailand go hand in hand, to cut a long story short i remortgage the house without the then wife knowledge to race my last TT, I had a spectacular crash and by th time I was out of Hospital homeless and divorce proceedings started, sort of”Shut the Fuck Up Bitch” so I buggered off to SE Asia to avoid the nagging hahah . Little did o know back then that Thai Women can also nag.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    One name stands out to me Patti Smith.
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    Germany Thread

    Underwater basket weaving is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_basket_weaving
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    Germany Thread

    Started off with Tony B’Liar in the UK Education, Education, Education and what a fallacy I has turned into. How many Graduates are required with a Degree in Mejia Studies, Underwater Basket Weaving or Line Dancing Instructor to Amputees. And since these idiots with useless degrees earn below the threshold level they never repay their student fees anyway so to all intents and purposes h tax payer is supporting these poor little darlings to and shag the dog for 3 years. But unemployment figures in the UK are at an all time low,, of course they are if in Education cannot be unemployed what a crock of shite.
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    Germany Thread

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