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  1. More than a few dozen I reckon, strange a man accused of inciting a riot (Capitol Riots) making comments which could be construed of inciting a riot this week. You’ll need a large bowl of popcorn
  2. A couple more for the movies list It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags. Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don’t mind at all what the girl does for a living. It is not necessary to say “Hello” or “Goodbye” when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying “Hello? Hello?” repeatedly Plain or even ugly girls can become movie-star beautiful simply by removing their glasses and letting their hair down All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers. In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present (even people who aren’t liked and would never get invited to parties).
  3. Mekong

    D'ya think?

    According to Perry Farrell we’ll make great pets
  4. For those who don’t get it
  5. Never had a motorbike accident on the road, racing was different matter, probably spent more time in the medical facility’s than the winners podium. Only ever had one car accident, and that was on black ice. Probably due to c aouple of factors Riding a bike gives you more special awareness and anticipation, l.e. You see a car most people thing “he’s not gonna do that” On a bike see the same car and think “ I bet that idiot will do that” Being involved in motorsport you don’t feel the to go like the clappers on the public highway, you always have off toad, race track or closed road to have a blow out.
  6. You are not the first, and no doubt won’t be the last. I, on other hand, have been riding motorcycles since I was 5, first school ot trials and motor cross before I took Uk circuit and road racing at 17, the same age I was when I passed my bike test. I have hurtled down country lanes at speeds of up to 185 MPH inches from death but I have never even considered riding a Motorcycle in Thailand, even I have my limits. I consider this safer
  7. In 2000 as stated in the article. Because he used a Gas axe to cut it open. Top tip when you see the Radiation Symbol don’t fuck with it, let alone cut it open.
  8. This would be the source for the Radiation Level Sensor on the Ash silo Radiation levels emitted by such are minimal, unless someone with an angle grinder or a gas axe decided to chop through the metal casing
  9. What is it, a ban on all foreigners Renting a motorcycle or foreigners without a Licence ? In the UK even though 67% of population have a car Licence only 2.5% have a motorcycle licence, wouldn’t surprise me if the ratios were similar in Australia, New Zealand etc, Yet once they land in Tropical climes they all claim to be able to ride a motorcycle
  10. True but a slap from a flip flop doesn’t compare to a clout from a clog or a stabbing from a stiletto
  11. “and watched them striking an image of their target with a shoe” Elderly Chinese Women wear flip flops, not gonna cause much damage to an image.
  12. Thanks for the heads up, I will have to give it a look see. I have been hesitant to do so because I thought it was the aforementioned usual consumer pap
  13. You missed out the most pertinent part The stern warning is in response to an incident which occurred during a campaign rally, held by the United Thai Nation Party on February 25th in Nakhon Ratchasima Province, during which a senior party member, Trairong Suwankiri, allegedly referred to the Monarchy during a speech. The United Thai National Party, you know the Party that Pinocchio Joined. No doubt he will just change the constitution.
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