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  1. My TM 60 alternative pay an annual 1,000 Baht and all boxes are ticked
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    The TM 30 form

    Great until one “Retires” for me over 5:years as Skilled Specialist but as soon as decide not to work in Thailand scrutinized down the barrel of a microscope. Flash, over 4 decades in education and what does he get a Gemstone encrusted watch or more hoops to jump through
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    Vagina Museum

    I was at school pre SRS days when your uncle had balls. If she didn’t her name was Flo and she was your Auntie
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    The TM 30 form

    So extending non-imm B and TM 30 Requirements only apply to. Visa issued in Thailand, I learn something everyday
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    The TM 30 form

    Surely yo extend non-immi B
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    The TM 30 form

    You are the prime example of who it affects
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    The TM 30 form

    I have yellow Tabian Baan and therefore Building Manager, still need to waste a day at Chaeng Watthana to register TM30
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    Wifi for iPhone

    AIS has service called “Porting” where can transfer number to AIS seamlessly I transferred mine from a different carrier over 8 years ago now
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    Future of this board

    You know the worn out, full off holes 30 year pullover that you can’t bring yourself to throw away? This board is the same, just comfortable
  10. Speed limits up will make no difference they are at 90kph now and traffic crawls along at an average much lower, raconteur to 120 will technically make the traffic slower since the delta between average and speed limit will be greater.
  11. At least it kept the sun off. (Glass half full sort of guy)
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    Rabbit holes for nerds

    Of which the majority were killed by Uncle Ho
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    Rabbit holes for nerds

    Amazing isn’t it a Nation which could allegedly put a man on the moon couldn’t overcome a bunch of Peasants
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    Close USA thread?

    The two main contributors won’t be able to partake if this was the case.
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    Future of this board

    Leave as is since Mods do have a certain “Lock Down” on th board anyway by having to approve membership
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    New Years Resolution

    New Yers Resolutions, I will Exercise more, I Will Drink Less I will stop Smoking, why do people make false promises to themselves which no chance of keeping? Why presure oneself just because it is New Year? One has another 364 days of the year to make a lifestyle change. Look at me, self confessed heavy smoker, smoking for about 40 years now at th last count on over 2 packs per day, you won’t hear me say “I will stop smoking for New Year” Why? I chose to give up 1 Month ago that’s why, It was a Saturday Morning, no stress from work and an easy date to remember 1 December, I have been threatening to stop just just said “Kong Stop ya fool” no time like the present. So as people are waking up tomorrow and struggling with their resolutions, especially smoking, I can have a wee smile to myself and think, “I know th hell you ar going through, been there” stick in there those who are trying it does get easier if I can do it so can anyone. My NY Resolution 2019 is to continue what I refrained form in 2018, no pressure since I am already not doing it
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    Usa Thread

    Are you talking abut Coss or Cav Herr Bubi?
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    Usa Thread

    Good Job Americans don’t play Cricket, if they did Kiwi would be wound beyond snapping hehe
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    Usa Thread

    Which in turn reminds me of the old Air Traffic Control tale The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
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    New Zealand Thread

    When did Trump become a Kiwi?
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    New Zealand Thread

    So they dislike others due to an inferiority complex then? Maybe Flash should have used the word “Disdain” rather than “Superior” But it all boils down to the same thing, Ignorance. London is the same, or should I say was the same, nowadays Londonistan but that is another topic altogether. Was called a Stupid Northern Monkey, which made me laugh, if I was so stupid why was I down in the Smoke showing them how to do “Shit” why were they not Oop Norf showing us? As I said just laughed the ignorance off You will Find assholes and the asshole city in every country whether it be Christchurch New York, London, Paris, Madrid, Rome etc, I am happy countries have the asshole enclave it makes it easier to avoid the ignorant people.
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    Any New Jokes

    Too Many UNSUBSCRIBE is enough
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    I think Mr Mekong may find this amusing

    Straight Jacket definitely a Straight Jacket
  24. I should rephrase that to "First Bar he had alone in Thailand" of course before Jools he was in partnership with Peter and opened a little place in the Nana Plaza called Woodstock's
  25. Fletch has retired from Jameson’s a few months ago he now has his retirement hobby bar called “Fletchers Folly” on Soi Siam Country Club. I know Jameson’s very well 2005 until 2008 I literally lived over the bar, my apartment was right above the bar, at least I didn’t have far to go home Fletch first bar in Thailand was Jools which he sold to “Big Dave” aka Fatso of Fatsos bar in Stephen Leathers amusing tale (what he wrote was true names were changed to protect the guilty) Next he was working for Woody in Patts managing TQ2 on Soi Diamond until he landed the position at Delaneys a pseudo Irish Bar then Jameson’s in 2005
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