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    Usa Thread

    Are you talking abut Coss or Cav Herr Bubi?
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    Usa Thread

    Good Job Americans don’t play Cricket, if they did Kiwi would be wound beyond snapping hehe
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    Usa Thread

    Which in turn reminds me of the old Air Traffic Control tale The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
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    New Zealand Thread

    When did Trump become a Kiwi?
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    New Zealand Thread

    So they dislike others due to an inferiority complex then? Maybe Flash should have used the word “Disdain” rather than “Superior” But it all boils down to the same thing, Ignorance. London is the same, or should I say was the same, nowadays Londonistan but that is another topic altogether. Was called a Stupid Northern Monkey, which made me laugh, if I was so stupid why was I down in the Smoke showing them how to do “Shit” why were they not Oop Norf showing us? As I said just laughed the ignorance off You will Find assholes and the asshole city in every country whether it be Christchurch New York, London, Paris, Madrid, Rome etc, I am happy countries have the asshole enclave it makes it easier to avoid the ignorant people.
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    Any New Jokes

    Too Many UNSUBSCRIBE is enough
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    I think Mr Mekong may find this amusing

    Straight Jacket definitely a Straight Jacket
  8. I should rephrase that to "First Bar he had alone in Thailand" of course before Jools he was in partnership with Peter and opened a little place in the Nana Plaza called Woodstock's
  9. Fletch has retired from Jameson’s a few months ago he now has his retirement hobby bar called “Fletchers Folly” on Soi Siam Country Club. I know Jameson’s very well 2005 until 2008 I literally lived over the bar, my apartment was right above the bar, at least I didn’t have far to go home Fletch first bar in Thailand was Jools which he sold to “Big Dave” aka Fatso of Fatsos bar in Stephen Leathers amusing tale (what he wrote was true names were changed to protect the guilty) Next he was working for Woody in Patts managing TQ2 on Soi Diamond until he landed the position at Delaneys a pseudo Irish Bar then Jameson’s in 2005
  10. No great loss a shite Pub selling mediocre grub
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    I think Mr Mekong may find this amusing

    Thanks pe7e Most people who Road Race do have a Professional Career, like not many road sweepers could finance a 750 racing machine and it ain’t cheap trust me. The Doctors, they are not Docs who took up Road Racing, they are Road Racers whom became Docs. Road Racing is worse than any Drug, don’t matter Ulster, NW200, Southern 100’s Manx GP or such once one has been racing on closed roads between the hedgerows and dry stone walls clinging on for dear life nothing can beat it the ultimate buzz ... OK I have strange ways to achieve buzz haha Indirectly Road Racing And Thailand go hand in hand, to cut a long story short i remortgage the house without the then wife knowledge to race my last TT, I had a spectacular crash and by th time I was out of Hospital homeless and divorce proceedings started, sort of”Shut the Fuck Up Bitch” so I buggered off to SE Asia to avoid the nagging hahah . Little did o know back then that Thai Women can also nag.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    One name stands out to me Patti Smith.
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    Germany Thread

    Underwater basket weaving is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_basket_weaving
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    Germany Thread

    Started off with Tony B’Liar in the UK Education, Education, Education and what a fallacy I has turned into. How many Graduates are required with a Degree in Mejia Studies, Underwater Basket Weaving or Line Dancing Instructor to Amputees. And since these idiots with useless degrees earn below the threshold level they never repay their student fees anyway so to all intents and purposes h tax payer is supporting these poor little darlings to and shag the dog for 3 years. But unemployment figures in the UK are at an all time low,, of course they are if in Education cannot be unemployed what a crock of shite.
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    Germany Thread

    2562
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    Germany Thread

    My Niece did send me 3 x 18 Birthday cards when I hit 54
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    Germany Thread

    I am sure that Flash must be as old as the Concert goers this happened August 2018
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    AmbaSat-1

    Hi KS, Stood aside so not to have a knee jerk reaction but in my eyes you are not Professional the antonym of such being amateur which in itself is derived from the French Word “ Amour” i actually take offense at your disrespect for my line of work and I stand by my comment that you are a jumped up upstart who does not know ones arse from ones elbow. Now if one was able to able to discuss Control Systems and prove me wrong I would love it but I won’t hold my breath. Coding, websites sure I can do it, hey Commador 64 when I was younger, non of the ZX Spectrum Shite, wasn’t the 64 the first home computer to use the Motorola 8085, Dual Accumulators, hell of a strep up from 16 switches 1 or 0 Enter haha I used to program in Machine Code But I am just an Amateur, nothing more nothing less I leave the real stuff to professionals such as yourself. Knowledge is dangerous, people think they know more than they actually do I meant no offense with my “Amateur” tag I am sure the reason why you got offended was due to your insecurities rather than what was said.
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    Usa Thread

    Joking aside maybe society requires anarchy since democracy is heading nowhere In the UK there was a democratic referendum, simple vote, should we stay within the EU or Piss Off The decision was put to the people and the majority voted leave, Article 20 was invoked should have been end off, but no, now only are the politicians dragging their feet they are also going against a democratic decision. Every one of them should be named and shamed and come the great day lined up against a wall and shot, they were election to represent the electorate and not to fill their own ego, Assholes most of them, the country is too soft, and you wonder why I bailed out.
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    Usa Thread

    I am an Anti-Christ
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    Usa Thread

    I know this will piss Coos off, but since when have I cared whom I piss off. i like Trump, I did not say agree or disagree with his policies, I keep my political agenda to myself, but as a politician he is a breath of fresh air “He does what it says on the Tin” If America don’t like him (America not New Zealand) then Democracy allows America to elect an alternative via the ballot box and not threats of impeachment. Ruffles feathers, gets under the skin or up the nose, and pisses people off, he can’t be faulted and the fact he likes Nigel Farange puts him up there.
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    Any New Jokes

    An unfortunate statue at a Catholic Boys School in Adelaide It is supposed to be St Martin de Porres depicted with his hand wrapped around a loaf of bread which from some angles appeared to emerge at groin-level from his robes, but it looks like something totally different
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    2019 Am Cham I-day (4th of July)

    I have given up on Ploenchit, remember a few at the Embassy site (Ploenchit who would figure) there was one at BEC Tero in the days of Suan Lum Night Bizarre. If memory serves me right I only went to one at Patana School After Sum Lum demise I am left with Rot Fai Bizarre or Chaeron Krung aka China Town, now the wrong with sipping an ice cold Singha whilst munching on a plate of som tam whilst giving the Mrs 100 Baht and slap on the arse whilst whispering “Don’t spend it all at once” I miss the Night Bizarre of old.
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    2019 Am Cham I-day (4th of July)

    Same place where Ploenchit Fair is held now?
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    How do I get my browser back into English?

    A Spade is a Spade!
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