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  1. According to the Secretariat of the Prime Minister's letter to the Transport Ministry and relevant agencies, the communication followed Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin's suggestion during the Cabinet meeting on April 2.

    The suggestion aims to ensure efficiency in the port development, which is under the Port Authority of Thailand's supervision, the letter said, adding that it is also in line with the national agenda on dealing with air pollution

    The Transport Ministry and relevant agencies have been ordered to:

    • Accelerate the study on the feasibility of moving Bangkok Port, also known as Khlong Toei Port, away from the capital, covering the relocation of nearby oil silos.

    • Prepare a plan to develop the Bangkok Port area to tackle issues such as the slum community, traffic jams and air pollution.

    The development should be clear, appropriate and complete as soon as possible based on benefits of Bangkokians," the letter said, adding that relevant agencies must submit progress to the prime minister.

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    Call me a cynic, but when the Prime Minister of Thailand owns one of the major property development companies in Thailand , Sansiri orders the freeing up of prime river side land for development, I smell major corruption, Chewit was right about this snake

     

     

     

     

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  2. 6 hours ago, buffalo_bill said:

    " Man from Greenland " another gem, does anybody remember?

    A few days back Old Hippie was talking about KSR crusties and his dislike for such, and I posted a link to an old thread of a mate of mines “KSR World Records”

    Now it just so happens that Rick was also responsible for the Classic “Man in Greenland”  This is my copy from the original forum he posted it on

    The actual events took place in Pattaya in 1999, if you story is a funny read, then try being one of the guys who was sat with him when this shit went down, Rick was a classic piss taker but this one took the biscuit and how I kept a straight face is beyond me to this very day.

     

    Hi All, I was vaguely following the post on ?The Worst Ambassadors?, which are the worst nationalities in LOS and so on. I have a solution to this , and am looking for for new recruits to my team. While on Pattaya I decided to avoid the bargirl prejudices on certain nationalities, eg ` Man from Germany, he broke my heart, I no like man Germany any more`, or ? Man Italy he boom boom too long, I no like man Italy? etc . I achieved this by declaring myself as the `Man from Greenland `.

    `Hello where you from ? `

    `I am from Greenland`

    `Oh, Greenland man very goo... Greenland !! . Where Greenland, I no hear before `

    Bingo. Now instead of reurgitating their own experiences with men of different nationalities they had experienced, I was instead asked where the hell Greenland was, and pretty soon I was drawing a map of Greenland for several bargirls showing them this new exciting country. By the time I had left, I had sold Greenland as a new home of exciting falangs who treat their women with the utmost respect and have good hearts. What I am looking for now is more sanukers who want to abandon their nationalities for a night or two, and adopt Greenland as their new country of origin.

    Together, let?s create a strong brand name, Greenland, as a place where nice men roam. A place that bargirls can hold close to their hearts as a nationality of good quality sanukers. I have already laid the groundwork in Cat?s a gogo and Classroom a gogo in Pattaya, , let?s have more honourary Greenlanders who behave themselves well, and pretty soon the brand name can be adopted by anyone , as a guarantee to a bargirl the the ? Man from Greenland, he good heart ?. RIC

     

     

    A few awkward questions that a man from Greenland may have to face:

    Question : `Why no man Greenland come Thailand before ? `

    Appropriate lie : `Only this year can man Greenland leave country , same same man Lao and Cambodia. `

     

    Question : `Why you speak good English ? `

    Apropriate lie : `Greenland very close to Amerigah , Canadah, Engerland etc .If she detects your accent, simply say you studied at university in the country you are actually from.

    Question ;: `What job you do Greenland ? `

    Appropriate lie : `I am fisherman `

     

    Question : `Why you no buy cola for me ? `

    Appropriate lie : `There is not much fucking money to be made catching sodding fish now is there. `

    WRONG !!!!!

    Man Greenland good heart,remember that . Buy the lady a drink.

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  3. 3 hours ago, Old Hippie said:

    had a lot of great times with Nervous Dog aka My Penis is hungry, great guy, too bad he stopped posting here…wonder why?

    Had a bust up with board admin over something trivial, another Mountain out of a Mole Hill moment fro ND hehe.

    He is now having a hissy fit saying “I won’t come back until they apologise” like how can they apologise if they think you are not here 

  4. 9 hours ago, bust said:

    What is it with Hollywood's obsession with movies based around war?

    Hollywoods obsession is with rewriting history on movies loosely based around warr

    U-571 No the Americans did not intercept the Enigma Machine scepter in Hollywood, it was the Brits but whitewashed out of history

    Saving Private Ryan Only America landed on D Day no mention of the Brits, Canuck’s or Aussies, The Mulberry Harbours and DD Tanks used in the D Day landings were both British inventions except in Hollywood when they were yank.

    The Last Samurai, as if the Japanese Imperial Guard would be saved by a random American

    Battle of the Bulge, Red Tails, Braveheart, The Patriot, Pearl Harbour and so on and so on, the list is endless.

    And to make matters worse, many Americans believe the Hollywood remake of History as fact.


     

     

  5. 10 hours ago, YimSiam said:

    A few of the Slow Horses/Slough House books, Mick Herron.  Not exactly Le Carre level read but not bad at all, funny throughout, and for a guy like me who's stalling out in the middle ranks of a big bureaucracy, right on the nose.  

    Is the Main Character David  Brent?

  6.  OK the Bomb on Hiroshima killed approx 140,000 in one pop, but what about

    • France        350,000 Civilian Victims
    • India.        2,000,000 Civilian Victims
    • Korea.         400,000 Civilian Victims
    • China.      16,000,000 Civilian Victims
    • etc

    In the overall scheme of things Japan got off pretty lightly compared to civilian deaths inflicted by the axis nations, you don’t hear the French crying over all the WWII movies set in France 

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  7. Instead of spending a fortune on furniture the homeless can’t sleep on, why not spend the money on the homeless problem instead.

    Australia, the same as the UK, has a shortage of social and affordable housing is chronic underinvestment by governments of all levels and political persuasion over decades. Social and affordable housing is also not a very good "vote winner"

    Well how about caring less about winning votes and caring more the the people you are elected to serve

     

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