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If Piers Morgan was driving a 1956 Moggie Minor I would still throw a brick at him. asshole!

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I must have heard that one a thousand times but I never tire of hearing it, As an Engineer who has had run ins with beuracratic management on more than one occasion it is actually very close to the truth and that is what makes it so funny.

About 50 KM North, its not so easy just to pop into town as it was when I was living Rama IV / Chuea Plearng area.

Yep We have to plan something either down in the big mango or you take a trip out to "Baan Nok" and see how the other half live.

Exactly 2 weeks from this moment I will be having my pre-flight champagne in TG Biz Class flight from Madrid Barajas to BKK for 3 weeks at home. Its been a long 4 months away but as an industrial prostitute I have to whore myself for money.

Damn I thought this thread was about "Under Skirt Area" so disappointed

I met a girl in the park the other evening, There was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet. As we laid making love I thought, ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''

Mr Nice The life story of Howard Marks, a one time Oxford Physicist Graduate who found he could make more money out of dealing dope, Rhys Ifans plays the role perfectly. On a side note, my ex wife way back then was Howard's niece so the movie is kind of personal to me.

There are a few boardmembers who shall will remain nameless who would have mentioned wan-king!

What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? - Still No idea What do you call a Deer with no eyes, no legs and no sex organs? - Still No Fuckin' idea

Watched it a couple of nights ago and IMHO John Travolta was doing a spoof of Bruce Willis, the wife thought it was a comedy. As you said tallie, for 78 minutes of unadulterated entertainment without needing to put ones brain into gear its well worth a look see. Not a movie I would pay to see / purchase (even cheap pirate Thai DVD's) but OK for a free download!

I will refrain from repeating the "Little BB Jokes"

I see Little Johnny is called Little Dave in the Low Country

Just saw it myself yesterday morning inbound to Bangkok and was enthralled by it, best movie I have seen in quite a while. Well worth watching if you haven't seen it already.

A bloke is sitting in the bar in the departure lounge at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. He decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leaned across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. Then he leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryanair'.

Basil Brush one Cracked me up

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I received an e-mail from the Department of Health today telling me not to eat Tinned pork because of swine flu.... I Ignored it. It was just Spam.

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?' Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.' 'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni. 'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia ,she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basketta The conductore come a by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use adining car. So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hisa finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' 'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice... 'Nofolk Virginia ! Nofolk Virginia !' 'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus.

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Good Move Munchie I enjoyed it when it first came out and it's probably more pertinent today! I shall download it later when I get home thanks for the reminder. Last night we watched "My Cousin Vinny" After watching Goodfellas a few days earlier I wanted the wife to see Joe Pesci in a comedy role. I was suprised when I read that the American Law Society voted it the 3rd best legal movie of all time, Now that Hi-Speed Internet in BKK is actualy getting close to high speed I am downloading quite a lot recently working my way down the IMDH Top 100 movies list, Away from movies I did enjoy the Australian series "Underbelly" Series 2 a tale of two cities is being shown n Aus currently and episodes are available as torrents within a day of episodes being aired!

Since it is Easter

You need to use 'Big People' words,â?? the teacher was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend. 'I went to visit my Nana.' 'No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had done. 'I took a ride on a choo-choo.' She said, 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'. She then asked little Alex what he had done. 'I read a book.' he replied. 'That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?' Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, 'Winnie the SHIT'