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    Irish Viagra-- An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. "What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked. "It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes," he said. She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked. "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!" "Oh, no! What in the world happened?" "Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!" Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?" "Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    You Were Never Really Here [2017] Powerful and original physiological thriller of a ex war vet hired gun tracking down a missing underage girl sold into the flesh trade. Very well directed.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    Vice [2018] A darkly humored look at the life of Dick Cheney, is more about how Bale transforms himself into character across the ages and he does it very well indeed. Worth watching. Out on DVDScr format now.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    First Man [2018] Character study of Neil Armstrong up until he becomes the first man on the moon. Good acting, worth a look.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    The Rider [2018] A horse rodeo rider and trainer recovers from a nasty fall and had trauma to attempt a return to his passion for horses. Superbly acted true story using unknown actors with some fascinating interaction with the horses. Worth seeing.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    Hostiles [2018] An Army Captain escorts an imprisoned dying Cheyenne warrior to his homeland to die. Intense performances albeit overly long and slow paced Western.
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    What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?

    They Shall Not Grow Old [2018] Documentary by Peter Jackson uses archive footage of the first World War with some sections wonderfully recreated in color showing the horrors of the war with a background soundtrack of surviving soldiers comments and memories released on the centenary of the wars end.
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