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Palatkik

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  1. The Foreigner [2017] B movie actioner with Chan and Brosnan taking any story they can get these days it seems. Based on the 1992 Stephen Leather book The Chinaman, the story might have made more sense back then with its Irish terrorist theme.
  2. The downside of being a bomb disposal technician is that it takes until New Year's Day to open the Christmas presents.
  3. Stronger [2017] Strong drama based on Jeff Bauman's book about his real life recovery from losing both legs in the Boston marathon bombing.
  4. The Party [2018] Theatrical dark comedy of a woman hosting a small gathering of friends at home to celebrate her political success whilst her husband is preoccupied.
  5. I asked a Chinese gril for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629.
  6. Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy. The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" "It's Frank. The midget."
  7. Dunkirk [2017] Now available on BlueRay rip, they don't make them like they used to! The story of the Dunkirk evacuation is more style than substance with hollow characters, albeit visually impressive best seeing on a big screen system.
  8. Detroit[2017] Powerful portrayal of police brutality and murder in 1960s Detroit race riots focuses around one actual incident at the Algiers hotel and subsequent trial. Worth seeing.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2DP5KFtss8
  10. Detectorists (Seasons 1,2 & 3) Subtle comedy about middle aged men filling their unsatisfied lives by metal detecting.
  11. Bad Genius [2017] Out in HD format now, this award winning Thai film is a stylish, well edited and entertaining heist style thriller of young students taking exam cheating to an international level.
  12. http://twitter.com/t...206659788042240
  13. Loving Vincent [2017] An unusual film where everything is hand painted in Van Gogh's style, the story revolves around understanding the artists death but the visuals can overpower at times. Worth seeing nevertheless although the pre Blue-Ray torrent release I had of it was heavily cropped for some reason despite being 10/10 audio/visual quality.
  14. A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex. Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumiyakoo!" Wife, on her knees, literally begging: "MimiNakoundinda tinkouji!" Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Timkouji!" I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this! You don’t know any Japanese! And you don’t even know if the quotes in the joke are in Japanese . You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex....
  15. Good Time [2017] Edgy and raw feel to this bank heist film that takes one brother on a wild night of mishaps trying to save his accomplice brother who has learning issues from another stretch inside.
  16. Mudbound [2017] Well acted Netflix melodrama of two 2nd world war veterans who return home to racist rural Mississippi and find it hard readjusting.
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