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Palatkik

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  1. It's got a curved back. My guess is it's going to wobble all over the place when trying to type with both hand on the coffee table?
  2. It's got a curved back. My guess is it's going to wobble all over the place when trying to type with both hand on the coffee table?
  3. Crap Cleaner isn't anti virus, so you need both.
  4. A handy tip for those of us who change settings often and hate navigating through loads of windows, God Mode:- To enter "GodMode," one need only create a new folder and then rename the folder to the following: GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C} Once that is done, the folder's icon will change to resemble a control panel and will contain dozens of control options. Works on 32 and 64 bit W7, also supposed to work with Vista, not tried though.
  5. An Education Seriously creepy and well acted film, with a great old British car in it! On torrent now.
  6. For something rather whimsical try: Taking Woodstock
  7. Only trouble is My Mrs detests anything related to True Co so I am stuck with DTAC! Hope they role out 3G sometime this decade:-)
  8. Thanks the 3G list seems to be growing....
  9. What is the coverage of 3G, I thought it was only in select shopping malls, but I have been out of the news loop for several months?
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    Any New Jokes

    It's been reported a large percent of children in the US don't recognize their own presidents face on TV, but do that of Tiger Woods. Which is probably true as he is most likely their dad.
  11. Planning to see Saw VI at the Cineplex. (Not really but try saying it fast!)
  12. The first version I would guess. It only just came out, or have they got a service pack already? :-) Sorry, completely misread post, guess you mean home, premium or ultimate etc?
  13. Antichrist Anvil! The Story Of Anvil. Of Time And The City Jackie Brown This Is Spinal Tap all recent torrent downloads (last 2 films are old but I haven't seen them before)
  14. Why would anyone want that? He is making some of his best work now.
  15. Another chick flick Sunshine Cleaning, now on torrent, was popular on our TV the other day. The TG's like a good chick flick with added blood and guts.
  16. Was in a pub in Thonglor the other day (just a few doors from the Thonglor Cop Shop) and notice smoking was freely allowed, though not practiced much. One expat decided to light up just as he finished his last drink, before buggering off.
  17. Dude, what are you smoking? If ever there was proof needed on the effects on nicotine on the brain, your reasoning is it. I could care less of your pain pills, condoms et al. Second hand smoke inhalation is all we are interested in. Get it? Non smokers are.
  18. Yes, but I think the topic of this thread is people who smoke in places where it is NOW not allowed?
  19. Yes, great retort, but he's still an arse for smoking in a bar !
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    Any New Jokes

    Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, " Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons." After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, " Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both Judges." After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marine Corps, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals.
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    Any New Jokes

    A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk." "That's amazing!" his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send him down here with $2,000," the young jackaroo says, "I'll get him in the course." So ... his father sends the dog and $2,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?" his father wants to know. "Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read." "Read?!" exclaims his father. "No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?" "Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead barmaid at the pub?'" The father groans and whispers, "I hope you shot that bastard before he talks to your Mother!" "I sure did, Dad!" "That's my boy!" The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.
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    Any New Jokes

    Shamelessly lifted from a car forum....apologies if you've heard it before While I was flying down the road yesterday, I passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in the wait.The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." "Right," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" To which I politely replied," You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge." Traffic Ticket....£95.00 Court Costs....£45.00 The look on the cops face....PRICELESS!!!
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