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Into The Surf [2016] A moving 12-minute short story of an elder brothers depression.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow6S3_b7qiI

Baby Driver (2017) Baby is a getaway driver in perhaps the years best action movie with a superbly stylish music soundtrack available in HD download and not to be missed.

The Limehouse Golem [2017] A Victorian era horror slasher flic set in London’s east end music halls has enough ghoulish behavior and outlandish stage performances to keep one entertained throughout.

The Big Sick [2017] A cleverly written romcom based on the true story of an Asian stand up comic in the US has enough originality to make it memorable for those who can stomach the genre.

Whilst having sex the guy suddenly stopped & didn't move. The girlfriend asks "What are you doing?". He said "I've seen this online, it's called buffering".

An Irish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when ma husband goes oot to the darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the followingMonday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said "next Monday, when ye go oot to the darts, leave a wee bit early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so ye can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Dae you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, aye," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department... very generously indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did ye see it?" "Aye," he said, "but why the hell did ye have to show her yours." "Why ever are ye worried aboot that?" she said. "Ye've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living 8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist 9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does 10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money 11. MISTY: How golfers create divots 12. PARADOX: Two physicians!! 13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower 14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm 15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with 16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!! 17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring 18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife 19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does 20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

It Comes At Night [2017] An atmospheric and enthralling edge if the seat thriller of post-apocalyptic survival and family instincts.

Capital letters. The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Maudi [2017] Masterfully made and acted true story of an arthritic house maid of a loner fish peddler who finds some fame with her folk paintings in the open landscape of Nova Scotia. Worth watching.

Killing Hasselhoff [2017] Amateurish b-movie comedy self-parodying (and rightly so) the early characters of David Hasselhoff and his music, along the same lines as the Dave TV series Hoff The Record which was much better done.

Paddy tells his wife “My bum hole is really burning, no idea what it is?†“Ring sting†his wife says. Paddy replies “How the fck will he know?â€

Wonder Woman [2017] Available in HD download so free, I was curious why some reviews gave this high marks. Still confused as its utter rubbish, OTT CGI nonsense with some of the most vomit inducing dialogue.

Geoffrey Giuliano ( Hollywood Actor, Writer, Fox News Chan) at Big C http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0J71I6ZIw0