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Palatkik

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  1. His missus packed his bags, and as he walked out the front door. She screamed: "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" He replied: "Oh, so now you want me to stay???â€
  2. Manchester By The Sea [2016] has a good 720p HD download out now, good movie.
  3. News just in, oceanographers have recorded dolphins having conversations in their own dolphin language. They'd been trying for ages then suddenly it just clicked.
  4. News just in, oceanographers have recorded dolphins having conversations in their own dolphin language. They'd been trying for ages then suddenly it just clicked.
  5. I, Daniel Blake [2016] Same standard as directors earlier work "Kes".
  6. Hell Or High Water [2016] - same director as from Starred Up, pretty good western caper.
  7. Anomalisa (2015) Extraordinary animated movie, worth seeing more than once.
  8. Tale Of Tales [2015] A grown up story of three fairy tales in one, entertaining.
  9. TEN PUNS: 1. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 2. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 6. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 8. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 9. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 10. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
  10. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  12. I've had nothing but bad luck with Top Chareon - they are too pricey. The last pair I bought there cost 30,000THB and that with 50% off price for progressives and foreign frame! It was my first and last time as they had to change the lenses on first try as the result was not good. Happened to me twice at TC. I went to an opticians in Siam sq, loads there, and got my prescription measured up. Then ordered for fraction the price from Zenni.com using prescription. Glasses arrive in post about 10-14 days later out of Hong Kong.
  13. Trump says he a lot's of respect for women, but when you think about it, logically that doesn't make sense - unless Respect is the brand name of a date rape drug?
  14. The Grand Old Duke of York – he was a manic depressive. Well, when he was up, he was up…
  15. Pattaya Immigration Officer: What does your wife do for a living? Farang: ...its difficult to say what she does... Pattaya Immigration Officer: Why? Farang: She sells seashells on the seashore.
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