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Palatkik

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  1. A guy couldn't count to ten in French. "Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept ... arghhhhhh @#!!". He suffered from a huit allergy.
  2. A young boys father was a dustman, but the kid didn't like his dad collecting him from school. It's not that he was ashamed his father was a dustman, he just didn't know which day he was going to come.
  3. Tantric Sex The Movie - Not Coming Soon!
  4. A guy in a fish restaurant started to cough, so the guy on the next table ignored him. Then he coughed even loader and was ignored again. Then he coughed and sounded like he was choking so the guy next to him slapped him really hard on the back. Turns out he was just speaking Dutch.
  5. Dear Annie, how can I best ask a girl if she will try Alan? Also how do I turn off predictive text?
  6. Some say firefighters deserve more money but when a pole was taken they all fell through a hole in the floor.
  7. A drowned guys family had his reef made out in the shape of a life jacket, as it's what he'd have wanted.
  8. Classic adverts part 2466:
  9. A Yorkshire mans dog dies so he decides to have a statue made of it as a memory. The sculpture asks if he would like it 18 carat, to which he replies "No, chewing a bone".
  10. Two lawyers were working on a job. One was pro bono but the other thought he was a right pretentious twat!
  11. Just watched Dad's Army (2016) and found it to be utter pants. Far better is last years TV movie We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story (2015)
  12. Legend 2015 film Suave, charming and volatile, Reggie Kray (Tom Hardy) and his unstable twin brother Ronnie start to leave their mark on the London underworld in the 1960s. Using violence to get what they want, the siblings orchestrate robberies and murders while running nightclubs and protection rackets.
  13. Beware of Mr Baker [2012] Good biopic on Ginger Baker.
  14. The Ecstasy of Wilko Johnson [2015] As IMDB says -Facing up to death with dignity, intellect and humour. Enlightening.
  15. A Walk In The Woods [2015] I'm a boring fart who likes these kind of movies!
  16. Came across this new site today... deja vu? http://nanaplazabkk.com/
  17. Good copy DVD screener of 007 Spectre is out now.
  18. In The Heart Of The Sea [2015] Good ol' fashioned sea shanty stuff based vaguely on a true story. Saw it on Kodi.
  19. We're Doomed! The Dad's Army Story (2015) Very cleverly done TV movie.
  20. Just watched "The Martian" using a useful Kodi addon 123Movies that runs fast without buffer. As for the movie, very disappointed with all the usual Hollywood cliches from start to end. Lots of other good movies to see tho!
  21. I was once shot at by armed robbers making a getaway in the Niger delta from a ship nearby, but until now, touch wood, never had anything stolen. Keep it all locked up and or have had reliable work place, security, maids etc.
  22. Case closed. Besides the daylight armed robbery which I wouldn't wish on anyone, it seems since 1990 and 2013 you haven't learned how to store your stuff safely at work or home or take advice from others? ;-) but I could be wrong.
  23. So funny it could well be a mocumentary? She ended her bank job and went picking the best gold fish at the market for her new line of work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbroOAqEBrc
  24. Black Mass [2015] There's a good quality Chinese rip of this on torrent now with English original soundtrack. Great movie as well.
  25. Inside Out [2015] Perhaps one of the best animated movies I recall.
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