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  1. dvarpala

    Hilarious Online Reviews Of Nana Hotel...

    They seem to have Sukhumwit Rd running right past the front of Hooters 🤔
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    Hilarious Online Reviews Of Nana Hotel...

    Whilst on the subject of water pressure, readers may wish to exercise caution with the arse-washing hose....
  3. You may already know this, but there's a shop near the main Post Office on Charoen Krung Rd., BKK that sells fossilised dinosaur dung,( bought a lump years ago to use as a paperweight at work) - walked past it the other day, and there's some in the window still
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    Hilarious Online Reviews Of Nana Hotel...

    I will definitely be going back, I haven't enjoyed an hotel so much in years, and preferred it to the Dynasty. Beers on the terrace, chatting, and watching the world go by - happy days. Oh, and the Songkran festivities were a revelation....
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    Hilarious Online Reviews Of Nana Hotel...

    I haven't even been in the place yet, thus I'll be staying there for a few days with my wife soon, for a laugh and a trip down memory lane ( well Soi 4 ). Haven't been to NP for a long time, wondering how much it's changed
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    Worst Hotels In Thailand?

    Not the worst hotel I've ever stayed in by any means, but not one I'd go back to either - soulless. For amusement's sake, here's a review that I left for The Royal Orchid Sheraton, a few years back on TripAdvisor https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g293916-d301808-r120392602-Royal_Orchid_Sheraton_Hotel_Towers-Bangkok.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT
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    E-Cigarettes And Vaping ?

    This is why vaping/e-cigs is/are so popular in the UK. That and the significantly reduced chances of meeting Old Nick too soon!
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    E-Cigarettes And Vaping ?

    The jury is still out, (and will be for a while yet if the tobacco companies have their way) on the "benefits" of e-cigs, but we can be reasonably certain that they are a shitload safer than the traditional sort. Surprisingly, they are quite satisfying, and you can take as many, or as few, drags as you want. I shall puff my clouds until someone tells me otherwise, I think - then plead ignorance
  9. Hi guys, Quick question. Would I be correct in assuming that no-one gives a toss about the ban on e-cigarettes / vaping ? Or is this seen as a good way to extract a few baht from pissed-up farangs ?? Web opinion on this, as with most subjects, is unclear, but I'm pretty sure that the "on the ground" answer is here.... Sadly, it's been about 3 years since my last trip to LOS, but in six weeks - yeeeessss Regards, Dvarpala
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    Help a fellow drunk on his way back home

    Hi guys, I'm impressed that this game is still running.... I played this when I was still free and single - been shackled for 10 years now... :-) But....will be back in LOS for a fortnight in July/August, with wife, daughter, and a mate of mine. Planning BKK, Koh Chang, and somewhere else that I haven't decided on yet? Anyway, thanks to my awesome negotiating power, I have been allowed, nay actively encouraged, to "show a friend around BKK" while wifey goes off and plays Hilary Homemaker with my eldest daughter. Game on
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    The Breast Power Of Shar!

    At least it you did her up the Nitzap her tits wouldn't get in the way
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    Top 10 Myths About Thai Bar Girls

    This is all a bit of a revelation to me - next you'll be telling me that Father Christmas, The Tooth Fairy, and The Easter Bunny don't exist as well.... Seriously though, most of this seems to be pretty close to the truth, but like when I go to see a film, I'm capable of suspending reality for a few weeks I'm not blind, but I may choose to make nyself blinkered for a while... Can't really argue with that one. Not always There may even be an element of truth in this one, at least we generally have more money, can hold our ale better, and might be looking for something slightly longer term than ST. As for the comment about erectile disfunction, some BGs (yeah, big surprise) might relish the opportunity to not get rogered occasionally. The rest I mostly agree with.
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    The Hunt For Gollum

    Looks pretty good - timing of release spot on too... Its been said that Tolkien's work was the start of the whole "fantasy" genre - just a shame that there's so many by-the-numbers authors out there... Pity its not authorized, it would fit in well with a boxed set of the whole Hobbit/LOTR saga
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    Clapped-Out Losers Who Are Still Rocking

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3452745/Is-this-Gary-Glitter-at-X-Factor-auditions.html Could this be a comeback for The Gadster ? Inquiring minds need to know...
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    Go-Go To Hell

    I'm really impressed that this thread is *still* active - I haven't been on the board for a few years now.. It's a testament to the sheer quality of TurkFist's tales of LOS - 8 years and the odd comment still appears. I remember buying a copy of the collected tales of Turkfist, and still read it occasionally - a truly unique item. Back in BKK in October, looking forward to showing my wife of 5 years around the sights - I met her the day I came back from one of my trips, so figure it's about time I showed her around