loner w/a boner

This thread is so long, don't know if this joke is up here: What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. What does a Thai have in common with billiard que ball? The harder you hit them, the better the English. What do you get when you cross a Thai boss with a Sicilian mobster? Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.