This thread is so long, don't know if this joke is up here:
What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What does a Thai have in common with billiard que ball?
The harder you hit them, the better the English.
What do you get when you cross a Thai boss with a Sicilian mobster?
Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.