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  1. Luigi and Marco grew up together in a small village in the south of Italy. When they were 15 Marco decided that he would move to Rome to find a job as he didn't see any possibility of earning big money in the little hamlet.

     

    Thirty years went by and Marco decided to revisit his old friend Luigi. Although Marco had done well for himself in Rome and was now the manager of a medium sized engineering company he was surprised to see that Luigi, who had stayed in the same village, was now an extremely wealthy man. He had a fine house, a Ferrari sports car and a large ocean going yacht. After a fine meal at his house Luigi suggested to Marco that they take a walk around his large estate at the top of the village.

     

    "You know Marco, sometimes I wish I'd gone with you to Rome when we were both 15. The people in this village are so narrow minded."

     

    "You see the new marina in the harbour-I built that with my own construction company but do you think they call me Luigi the bringer of wealth? No. Such small minded people."

     

    "You see the new church in the village square- I funded that but do you think they call me Luigi the provider? No. Such small minded people."

     

    "You see the new school just across from the church - I designed it and built it but do you think they call me Luigi the father of our education? No. Such small minded people."

     

    "But you fuck one little sheep!"

     

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