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    No definitely a milipede, here it is
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    I held a milipede yesterday. That was a first for me
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    i was born............ So was I
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    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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    In the ongoing investigation, police think they have discovered what triggered the heart attack, they believe he may have fallen over a childs pram. But they say it is too early to blame it on the buggie
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    Rolf Harris has done the artwork for Michael Jackson's latest tour. As a thank you Jacko has promised to do two little boys at the end of each gig...
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    A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?' The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said. 'That's no use, Trevor' said the speech therapist, 'whose next?' The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'. 'That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?' The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ' London '. 'Brilliant, Paddy' said the speech therapist and immediately set about honouring her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said .................... '-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry'
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    No it didn't really help at all. It just reminded me where it was :content:
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    FFFFfffffffixed it. There was a little piece of biscuit wedged underneath stopping it from working. What a drama
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    And by the way, my ucking computer is bust. The letter between e an g doesn't work anymore, ah uck it It's ucking true
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    Honestly, ater I posted that I thought exactly the same thing but couldn't be arsed changing it thinking that nobody would spot it. I then went out or a cup o tea in the garden and it occured to me that you would deinitely pick up on it and hey presto.
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    A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years. He has recently married a local girl who can wash up with 1 hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her arse. She's a swiss army wife
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