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  1. A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.

     

    Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.

     

    So, who wants to go first?'

     

    The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said.

     

     

     

    'That's no use, Trevor' said the speech therapist, 'whose next?'

     

     

     

    The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.

     

     

     

    'That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.

     

    How about you, Paddy ?'

     

    The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ' London '.

     

    'Brilliant, Paddy' said the speech therapist and immediately set about honouring her promise.

     

    After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said ....................

     

     

     

     

    '-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry'

     


  2. Honestly, ater I posted that I thought exactly the same thing but couldn't be arsed changing it thinking that nobody would spot it.

     

    I then went out or a cup o tea in the garden and it occured to me that you would deinitely pick up on it and hey presto. :)


  3. A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years.

     

    He has recently married a local girl who can wash up with 1 hand, cook with the other, dust with a foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her arse.

     

    She's a swiss army wife

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