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  1. A source of constant Japanese scandal - contracts banning boyfriends and sex, this video got them in trouble because of lingerie, kissing girls and bathtubs
  2. No one yet has done a COVID19 vaccine, it's one of a number of viruses in the COVID family, we are stuck with this like it or not, bring it on, most on this list will probably not fair well, but I'd rather an economic future for my kids than me being old in a boring place
  3. There is a similar video, of a girl starting off on her own then playing all around town, really talented
  4. OK this isn't a youtube video but rather a very bizzaro strain of porn It's quite "funny" there are multiple videos of this character https://www.xvideos.com/video55889509/gibby_the_clown_fucks_ebony_in_a_barn
  5. Lumpini is a nice park - however my Mrs is very shy to show affection when in public. I was chaperoned on the first few dates until I worked out the chaperone liked to drink so I gave her a bottle of duty free whisky Interestingly, my two daughters aged 18, one chaperoned the other when she went on her first date with a boy she likes. No idea what the Aussie boy thought was going on.
  6. Church Bulletins (appeared in church bulletins or announced at church services) The Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals. Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on Water’. The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus’. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help. Miss Charlene Mason sang, ‘I will not pass this way again’, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be: ‘What is Hell’. Come early and listen to our choir practice. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm – prayer and medication to follow. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7:00 pm there will be hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. The pastors would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 pm. Please use the back door. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7:00 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. The associate minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours’.
  7. I've always liked the Hitler parodies, but this was just too good
  8. Why is Covid in Australia like the "The Spice Girls"? Because they are doing the best they can but Victoria is ruining it for everyone.
  9. And what will eating Pork do to Hews Fucking Kill them. Is it if one reads the Bible Pork is OK, but if one reads the Torah it is poison, Bunch of Arse. Actually - some Christians don't eat pork either, Seventh Day Adventists, and a number of Orthodox Christians such as Ethiopian, Eritrea, Also some fundie Christian who take the old testament as gospel also don't eat pig. And most famous Christian non eater is Jules Winnfield - Aka Samuel Jackson - Pulp Fiction
  10. New Evidence . . . . . Oh yes - it's public opinion that needs to someone to pretend to give a shit while actually doing nothing until everyone forgets again Remember Chalerm's son?
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