My Penis is hungry

Actually good muslim girls are shaved bare, they like it that way.

Or read. Ive never eaten there with the dumb-one, so its true everything he says

I like the President group, the Suites at the GRand President are a bargain, old, sure, but tons of room. The breakfast is half indian food, to suit the half of the clientel that are indian, I'm fine, I like indian food

I've never paid so much for a ticket, granted I usually am in Thailand, but currently not, stunned the prices are double normal fairs from Aust to Bangkok. That said, Europe to Bangkok on Emerates is dam cheap. I got a ticket for my sister, one way, for less than $400. Have you looked a flying to Hong Kong or Singapore? I did that and also found cheaper solutions, doing the last leg with Air Asia

You didn't have one?

Best trip report this month! Worst hotel, any of the many short time hotels that litter Thailand from tip to toe. It's amazing just how many short time hotels this country has, all rented by the hour, Proving of course that Thais love sex with someone else, are at ease with short time fucking, and that they have no desires for quality, a bed and a wash bason is all they need. Stay at one of these place for the evening, as I have done, makes the Bangkok garbage Dump look like an attractive proposition

Unit - I was thinking oddly of the same event, not that I can remember it!

Barry the builder was going through a house he had just built, with the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colours to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said, "This room to be a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled out "Green side up". As he went back she said the next room was to be red. The builder again went to the front door and called out "Green side up". Once back with her, she said "This one to be tan." And again he went to the front door and yelled "Green side up". The lady, very curious, said "I keep telling you different colours but you always yell "Green side up". "What do you say that for?" "Oh, don't you worry about that," said the builder, "I've got a couple of Kiwi's laying turf out front."

Also "Doctor in the House" people in this show

I suspect the Russians had been bombing one of the other terror groups, which is turdistan? (No joke intended, no idea how to spell the group, but something similar) These are Turkish people living inside Syria claiming territory anti Syrian government, anti ISIS also, Turkey is sympathetic to them, The whole Syria thing is a total mess, the USA allies are it's normal enemies, fuck, what a mess the USA and the UK made when dividing these places up decades ago.

Kiribati is a shit hole, literally, don't go near anyone singing while in what looks like pristine clear water, they are singing because it's the local custom to do so while shitting. Climate getting hotter or colder? I am not convinced it's either, but I also see on the shores of Kiribati shit washed up from other countries, polution that's floated 1000's of kms, and that is the problem, there are too many humans, and we pollute too much, way too much. Does it cause global warming or freezing? I have no idea, but it does fuck up the environment.

My family now believes queensland far hotter than thailand. H midity here is the killer. Cairns, nothings dries outside in summer just goes green and smelly

Opening 1997? I must have been among first customers

I loved this show, in hind sight, not bad http://youtube.com/watch?v=NjWFOkDKLHY

Thai mate of mine drinks Shandies, and a friend in Australia, no one else I know. In Queensland where it's very hot, with no aircon, they used to offer serve beer in "ponies" a 5 oz glass, as it would get warm so quick.

My fav I am sure I've written before, aged 18 I met a lady mid 20's working on a stall who was into motorbike, and later I discovered speed. She nearly broke me, in many different ways. She'd play this full volume, then take me for a ride on one of her bikes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvEtqGDFPA0

Does the nana still do a photocopy of you passport as an ID for you safety box? Always found that very interesting.

Went there on my first trip, met a girl who was saving to go to the Sydney Olympics, always wondered if she made it. Never a fan, too hot and on wrong side of street

Step back and think - we are spending how may $'s and hysteria about "Muslims in America" and what is really killing Americans??????? Themselves. Talk about fucked up.

I really liked that movie, quite good

Some places just are not high above water, and never will be, this year my work is in the Pacific, and many countries I go to are like this, the photo I took a few months back, from the "new" bridge from one atoll to the next. The pale line visible under water is the "Old Road", it's gone, under water, it was above water, pretty conclusive to me. Now this country is very crowded, however other atols are not. And some places in the Pacific, like Fiji, FSM, Tahiti could swallow up millions more people, and you'd still not be crowded. However they are not atols but all of them volcanic mountains.

Maybe the world should consider re-building these places after bombing the shit out of them, just as they did for Germany and Japan. Maybe then we won't have issues moving forwards. Of course that takes a thinking process the USA is reluctant to do, yoiu need to build form bottom up, enrich the poor, not the local big fish, and let it trickle up. Frankly, bomb them with credit cards with $5000 credit, and you'd have the place booming in no time.

Opp Shopping last week and they had a Sporran for sale, I told my wife it was a purse for men who wear skirts, being Thai she just accepted that men who wear skirt have a nice frilly purse to boot.

Sigh, makes me want to stay again, maybe i'll book a room on myt next trip just for the fun of it

I'm always amazed some mad family is sitting there, the teenage boys eyes falling out, the mother staring at her fruit, dad pretending it's the marriot