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  2. Who could make that up?

     

    Cheating by using anal beads?

     

    Shades of the GoldenMan from ASFO and the 3 knot trick the nuns taught him

     

    Full story

     

    The world of Chinese chess (Xiangqi) is in uproar over rumours of cheating and a bad behaviour scandal that saw the national champion stripped of his title. 

     

    Key points:

    Chinese chess champion Yan Chenglong has been stripped of his title

    He was punished for defecating in a hotel bath during celebrations

    There are also accusations he cheated using anal beads 

    48-year-old Yan Chenglong beat dozens of contenders last week to win the national title of "Xiangqi King" but the victory was short-lived after the celebration ended with him defecating in a bathtub. 

     

    The Chinese Xiangqi Association (CXA) announced on Monday he would have his title revoked and prize money confiscated after he had been caught "disrupting public order" and displaying "extremely bad character".

     

    He was also banned from playing for a year. 

     

    "Yan consumed alcohol with others in his room on the night of the 17th, and then he defecated in the bathtub of the room he was staying in on the 18th, in an act that damaged hotel property, violated public order and good morals, had a negative impact on the competition and the event of Xiangqi, and was of extremely bad character," the association said in a statement.

     

    The association was also forced to address rumours circulating online that Yan had cheated during the competition by using anal beads equipped with wireless transmitters to send and receive signals.

     

    Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.

     

    "Based on our understanding of the situation, it is currently impossible to prove that Yan engaged in cheating via 'anal beads' as speculated on social media," the CXA said.

     

    The association did not disclose the amount of prize money Yan was forfeiting, but Xiangqi tournaments often promise winners tens of thousands of yuan (thousands of dollars).

     

    The CXA published a social media post last week congratulating Yan and other players for their "spectacularly heated high-level gameplay".

  3. I'm a big believer in the half + 7 years age gap.

     

    I'm totally against old men having kids. 

     

    45 is the oldest you should have kids. You need to be an active influence

     

    Would I marry again?

     

    Nope too old,, maybe 10 years ago I would have but I'm happy with my lot.

     

    I think regardless of the race, tooany men think they need to change/pretend to change to win the girl they want

     

    OR

     

    They suffer from white knight syndrome, so common in Thailand

     

    They need to "save" the poor girl,

     

    Neither of the above works

     

    What works is being friends first, become good mates

     

    That builds real longativity

     

    I also believe often in arranged marriages for the same reason

     

    ;)

  4. On 4/30/2004 at 2:00 AM, Nervous_Dog said:

    Sad to say, I have just received notice from the Spanish Herald, that Mao Mark has passed away,

     

    Mao Mark died in a tragic Bull Fighting accident, where, thinking he was going into the uranels, he instead entered the wild bull's enclosure.

     

    His last word's as he lay after being gorged numerous times by large Bulls where "No del Oh, es justo como la noche que me preguntaba en la barra de Casanova en la plaza de Nana"

     

    Which confused the Spanish watching him die a sad drunken bleeding death, so Mao Mark, ever the trooper, translated it for the Pommie taking photos of him

     

    "Not of the Oh, he is right like the night that asked to me in the bar of Casanova in the seat of Nana"

     

    The Anniversary of Mao Mark passing, sadly missed

  5. Fucking insane

     

    Mind you I have been in a number of caves in thailand, Kanchanburi has a lot, all with temples etc built into them as the monks used to go there to retreat, 

     

    I remember going to one, a small bpy offered to be our guide, we said sure, his mate also wanted to be a guide, sure, 

     

    They actually knew their way arond, 

     

    Had a nice hour or so

     

    Came back up, asked how much they wanted,

     

    "Could you buy us ice-cream""

     

    Turns out not official tour guide but 2 bored lads wanting a free feed

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