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  1. Way past 50 you handsome man

     

    you can get it under a few circumstances it seems

     

    67 is the current age which I am a few years away from

     

    Wife was pissed though, as she also gets a pensioner card as she is my spouse, 

     

    It arrived on her birthday so she thought a cruel joke of mine, 

     

    But it gives us both 2 free train trips in oz per year,  

     

    We shall go to Mt Isa and back by train for a holiday, about 4-5 days worth of travel

  2. I remember going to Mt Dare a few years ago, 

     

    Population 3 - 5 people

     

    But a great pub, 

     

    Petrol double what it is elsewhere but they bring it in on road train on dirt roads, 

     

    And some real nut cases 

     

    :)

     

    Along the same theme there is on Netflicks a true story of a murder in an outback Oz in a town of 13 people

     

    One of them did it, 

     

    Real story

     

    Worth watching too

  3. Except = he actually a shit load of good. 

     

    So if he gained some $'s doing so I don't care, he's the first one to break the cycle and make a real middle class in Thailand, that was never a major body

     

    Education expanded expotentially under him, 

     

    And the problem is, by being negative about him it glorifies the real arseholes who have done nothing but rape Thailand

  4. My mum daceades ago flying within Loas, landed in a remote spot on a small russian twin engine plane, 

     

    Her seat belt she had to tie into a know, 

     

    But leaving was far more fun 

     

    Lovely Laos Air Hostie looking sweet and beautiful was holding a huge iron ring with two hands, 

     

    Dangling from that was a variety of pistols and revolvers, 

     

    ""Ïs one of these yours maám?

     

    My mum said no but she was really partical to a nice looking Beretta, and there was a small pistol she could pop into her handbag she said

     

     

  5. I remember the sign on a door at the pub in Mt Hagan, capital of the Highlands.

     

    Leave your gun here with our staff.

     

    I thought a great idea, as everyone in the pub was getting really drunk and highlanders aren't happy drunka, quite the opposite.

     

    And as I was leaving it dawned on me

     

    They are giving back to all these agro drunk highlanders their guns.

     

    Aghhhhhh

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