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  1. Got to position yourself to be in right places I the opportunity can be seen and grabbed. Too many people don't think about how to be in right place to expand.
  2. Hi semi-regularly work in Subic It's a shit hole as are the bars.
  3. No more Friday meetings, sadly Doubt I'll be in town, I only pass through every few months
  4. Drogon of Hamburger fame? We've you been?
  5. What happened to ICQ?
  6. 1 - Decent looking pies 2 - I Admit to guilt! I bought a big tub of ice cream to eat after a family dinner with a mate visiting on Sunday, I go to open it and I am stuck, can't budge it, I lever and lever, then look for any secret tabs, hooks, I can't even work out where the lid starts and ends. My mate, huge beefy builder, starts to just rip at it, he'll tear the plastic tub apart to get at the ice cream. My sweet delicate darling daughter walks up, stares at us, groans, takes the tub, flicks a corner, and pops the lid. Dam snowflake knows how to get food!
  7. I'd like to see what she looks like today. Does she still drive? Cosmetic surgery? Bitch?
  8. it's the manufacturing that keeps it high
  9. What;s the real problem is THai's won't get dogs neutered, nor put down dogs in extreme suffering Friend of mine, a vet, does volunteer work neutering stray dogs, the real problem is Thais, like so many other countries buy a cute puppy then let it go when it's not so cute If it's not neutered, then soi dogs end up being painful horrible things
  10. Cav have you ever looked up the history of May Day? It's a USA!!!!!! invented holiday hahahahahahah Rolling on the floor laughing my head off!!!!! Look it up dude!
  11. My two daughters are now in process of learning to get their license. To get a learners permit they need to answer 30 questions and get 27 right It will take 100 hours of practical driving with a licensed driver, then sit a one hour exam If that's not tough enough, next year it's a few hundred questions to get a learners and a few hundred hours learning before sitting a driving test
  12. I'll PM you, You know there is a pub in Charlotte St that all the Asian students go too? I met a lovely lonely Japanese girl there a while back
  13. OUCH OUCH OUCH THat lava rock is hot
  14. Don't get washed on the rocks darling! Ahhhh more USA dumb arses - https://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F08%2F10%2F11%2F3710972300000578-0-image-a-11_1470824523929.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-3733022%2FHot-stuff-bikini-clad-female-Indiana-Jones-Alison-Teal-person-surf-volcano-using-bright-pink-board-swim-just-inches-free-flowing-lava.html&docid=Ka1eVMyljos01M&tbnid=Epale6KPkDWEVM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwizjou4_fnaAhXKmpQKHS_ZAJ8QMwhVKCMwIw..i&w=962&h=641&bih=746&biw=1536&q=NUde%20Hawaiian%20girl%20with%20Lava&ved=0ahUKEwizjou4_fnaAhXKmpQKHS_ZAJ8QMwhVKCMwIw&iact=mrc&uact=8
  15. That's exactly the point Dean. The USA has been dumbing down its population to the point those in greatest need vote for those who will help them the least
  16. Cav - there are large tent towns in Hawaii, full of homeless people. Where are they from> Hawaii? Nope When people become homeless they often move to somewhere that is a bit less harsh when sleeping in a park/tent In Australia we have many who cam from the Southern colder states to Queensland And of course, we have many from New Zealand who came to Bondi, a lovely beach area. Also California I take from other posts here, is a bit of a gateway for poor MExicans, I don't have the knowledge to discuss the other points you make in this post, but the one about homeless I believe firmly is not accurate.
  17. So Dean, now you have a dazzling smile again? Toothpaste all found?
  18. Talking about Sex on a Plane, this is a great idea!
  19. I fly United out of Guam a few weeks ago to Tokyo. 7am flight, get on the plane, maintenance issue, get off. 9am get on new plane, sit for 30 minutes, get off again 12 noon, get on 3rd plane, sit on Tarmac for 20 minutes with flight plan delay. Took off and arrived in Japan to be greeted by my grumpy wife who'd been sitting at Narita for 9 hours. And I was happy - decades ago planes would take a risk and fly. I'm glad they didn't take off. And yes, big chunky waitresses, err, hostesses, but I've never fucked a hot hostie, or a fat one, so I don't care. Plenty of hotties where I'm usually going.
  20. Get it fixed or get something to dry out the shit in your nose I flew twice within 24 hours with a very blocked nose, the pain on landing was amazing, had to go to the hospital, I normally only go if I'm being born or dying, They did a head xray, my sinus's amazingly full of gunk To get it out they shoved a 6 inch steel tube down my nose and sucked it out. Felt great after that! And now I know the old carnival trick of banging a 4 inch nail up our nose and into your head.
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