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  1. Grandmother enters Maxim contest. I'd do her in a heart beat. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/face-body/gold-coast-grandmother-gina-stewart-in-miss-maxim-australia-competition/news-story/1d5e10c7ec1e685f4603175929429232
  2. Flash we know stayed in Hotels for 20 baht a night, that came with three whores, who he paid for with left over ice cubes and coconut husks. However maybe a thread to reminisce a little about our first trips? Mekong has done some, add them here mate! My first trip was in my very early 30's, I was working 12-15 hours a day, in a highly stressful job, being paid great money, with a company sports car that I never got time to drive, an unlimited expense account that I never had time to use, and a drinking habit needed to wind down at midnight so I could sleep. So a great mate of mine bought me a ticket and hotel trip to Thailand, if I didn't take a holiday, I had to pay for the ticket, if I went it was free. i went! I'm such a tight arse! My first trip and for a number after that I stayed at the Nana, First night in Bangkok we visited a well known Thai Artist, great house, way way out on Sukhumvit Soi 100+, still friends today, no sky train then. I had been working with Japanese, who can't drink, and sadly thought Thai's couldn't drink. I bought a box of beer, and a bottle of whiskey assuming it was quite a few of us drinking. Turns out just me and the artist. I learnt many Thai traditions that night 1 - Thais can drink, after knocking back the beer and whiskey, he sent out for more! FARK 2 - The food kept coming, plate after plate after plate. Being good Aussie lads, we had been taught to eat everything on the plate no matter what. That shows you've finished. In Thailand that shows you want more! My artists mate after five courses, turns to us and says "My wife has cooked all our food, all the food from our neighbour on the right, and now she wants to borrow food from the neighbour on the left, are you really that hungry? Fark NO we could have stopped after the second course! 3 - Thai traffic jams, in the taxi going back to Nana, on this warm Sunday night, at midnight, after boxes of beer and whiskey it was a traffic jam from hell most of the way. The Taxi would stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, I'd get out, PUKE, then start staggering forward, 10 minutes later the taxi would pass me, stop and I'd get in, we'd drive slowly for 5-10 minutes then stop, Yep - I swear I walked half the way back to Nana. 4 - Breakfast at the nana - show off what you got last night time! Was fascinating to watch the parade of blokes like us and a vast variety of girls, or some not quite girls, on parade at breakfast. Over time, you'd get to know many of them. And many of the old blokes living there, Izzie, Alec, etc etc 5 - The Nana hotel and it's safe boxes, complete with a photocopied "ID" card so you could open it. 6 - No internet to book things, so you'd ask around, then book what you could, sometimes at Train stations, for my first trip to Chain Mai, I got scammed, other times i got helped. Occasionally some sad family would be seated, the Dad and Son's eyes popping out of their heads, mum and daughter complaining. Less than 2 months after my first visit I had worked out a way to eventually work and live in Thailand. With that came the realisation I needed to stay in a nice hotel, and still whore around when I could. Dreams of finding a secretary who'd give me a blow job every morning, yep, I was under the illusion all Thai girls are whores. And how to keep multiple wives at the same time. The "White Knight" syndrome of trying to rescue a girl from the evils of prostitution which I loved using. Thankfully I had found a girl who was smart enough to say she didn't want to be rescued, and educated me on why not to try this. Watching mates marry their girls then split a few years later I am thankful for "Bee" for being so honest. Painfully honest, but more of that later I guess. Discovering "After" bars, even bars that opened after Thermae closed near dawn. They where great fun, from the bar above Country Road, to the bars along Ratchada. And even further out. Lovely days, totally misguided but fun also to learn the real Thailand over time.
  3. Interesting amateur video, 17 years ago, he clearly got ripped off, I've never paid a cop over 100 baht, if at all. But still interesting footage!
  4. She's a bit of a MILF, I'd go there,
  5. Some good USA news Topless woman does something, no idea what, but she's topless and that's what counts! I say more anti Trump/Hillary/Anti anything get more topless protesters! http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-10/topless-protester-confronts-cosby-at-sex-assault-retrial/9635538 Best nudes here - https://www.heraldextra.com/news/national/topless-protester-a-former-cosby-show-actress-and-activist/article_b096d404-783f-5028-baa9-93a44525c725.html She gets lost in a bush, needs to shave more often
  6. Dam and Curse Donald Trump! He's going to reduce the work of Aussie Whores! Vote him out, this is a disgrace, he gets his bit of whore, and we can't? http://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2018-04-10/sex-workers-fear-the-internet-could-become-off-limits/9627598 Think about the tools you use for work, and then imagine a legal change on the other side of the world could take them out of your hands. Sex workers fear that could happen in Australia if a contentious US bill becomes law. It's aimed at making websites liable if they're used to facilitate "sex trafficking". Like every profession, sex work is increasingly online, which means it often occurs on American web platforms. Critics say the bill, which has now been sent for President Donald Trump's signature, could upend that by making it risky for American websites to host any sex work-related content even though such work is permitted in many Australian states.
  7. Dam smutty Japanese are at it again, excellent!!! Lovely pic, and I like the comment "Chopping board chest" http://www.tokyokinky.com/stunning-nude-selfies-japanese-girl-amateur/ Naughty naughty as Ebinezeer said, (He also said EEEs Are Good) Martial art expert has sex tapes of asian women, disgusting! Go have a look http://www.tokyokinky.com/mixed-martial-arts-fighter-james-schulte-secret-sex-tapes-asian-women/ Meanwhile - how do you do a nude photo shoot? It baffles me, such a complex question, but Tokyo weekly provides a frame by frame explanation. http://www.tokyokinky.com/behind-the-scenes-nude-photo-shoot-japan/ I love this arse! Last but not least, bad bad white men molesting Japanese women on a crowded train! I am sure Japanese men wouldn't do this! http://www.tokyokinky.com/alleged-foreign-train-chikan-molester-caught-act-tokyo/
  8. Old news Cav, however they are destined to play against each other at the Commonwealth Games at the end of this week. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_sevens_at_the_2018_Commonwealth_Games
  9. DAM - More good news on drinking beer! 1. It makes you last longer. The phytoestrogens in beer can help delay premature ejaculation. As women often take longer to arrive at the party, this isn’t just great news for men, who often show up early. Sierra Nevada is both delicious and a good source of on-tap phytoestrogens. 2. Dark brews can help get you in the mood. You know about mood lighting — now discover the glorious benefits of mood beer. Apparently, darker beers contain more iron than pale ones, increasing both red blood cells and overall circulation. These are two vital building blocks to easier and more frequent erections. 3. Beer increases stamina. Research at at Italy’s Fondazione di Ricerca e Cura showed that men who downed a pint a day were 31 per cent less likely to suffer from heart issues, giving credence to the belief that beer is good for heart health. Combined with exercise, it could be your ticket to better cardio endurance. 4. Guinness is great for stomach issues. Don’t judge a beer by its cover. Guinness is surprisingly low in calories and alcohol content, but that’s not the only reason to indulge in the dark Irish stout. Dr. Kirk says that Guinness is rich in vitamins and minerals, especially vitamin B and probiotics. “This means it can help fortify your overall health and be better on your stomach so you won’t feel sluggish during sex,†she says. 5. There’s even a beer specifically engineered to enhance performance. 50 Shades of Green is basically like green juice and viagra combined. It “uses ginseng, ginkgo biloba and damiana to achieve increased sexual desire, blood flow and nerve stimulation,†Dr. Kat says. So there you have it. You never again have to blame your colleagues for making you linger one extra round at happy hour.
  10. Maybe it's good I can't drink beer anymore? Mekong, whats size Mansiere do you where (Man's Bra) Dim the lights, put on some Marvin Gaye, and chug a cold one – it’s time to get in the mood. We’ve reported in the past that the best alcohol for sex is red wine, but we’ve now discovered there might be a different boozy beverage that’s ideal for arousal: beer. Specifically, beer with hops. You see, hops contain plant estrogen called phytoestrogen. While estrogen is found in both men and women, women have more of it, which is why it’s often categorized as a “female hormone.†According to Renegade Health, hundreds of years ago, women who worked in the hops field menstruated earlier than everyone else, the idea being that their estrogen levels were amped. And with said estrogen increase possibly comes another benefit: a higher sex drive. So what’s the catch? Well, hops don’t have the same theoretical benefits for men as they do for women. In fact, inability to sustain an erection after drinking beer is nicknamed “brewer’s droop.†In a report with Fox, herbalist and author Stephen Harrod Buhner also claims that the estrogen in hops contributes to men developing breasts (aka moobs). Still, we know there are some great benefits in general for men when it comes to beer – including but not limited to muscle repair after a workout, decreased risk of heart disease, and boosted creativity. While the hardcore evidence backing up these claims is still being developed (we’d love to participate in any studies), if you’re a lady and want to get in the mood, try sipping a super hoppy IPA and test the results for yourself. Men, you can still enjoy your hop-packed brews, but if you want to play it safe when it comes to the language of love, reach for a wheat beer instead, as they’re often flavored with coriander instead of estrogen packed hops.
  11. Ummm - You just posted the same thing four times, not sure you should be saying pea brain mate
  12. Nice old mags and books https://kinbakubooks.wordpress.com
  13. Hey, I love everything you said Last one for the night. Bust should love this.
  14. I suspect I know one of these girls, as often, she was totally aware of what her work expectations where to be. Maybe some get trapped but far less than reported. http://m.scmp.com/news/asia/southeast-asia/article/2107462/south-korean-arrested-trafficking-thai-women-sex-trade
  15. Seems to be an Asian thing this crime reenactment. Ito likened questions by a nurse who treated her at hospital to an "interrogation" and worse was to follow as male police officers ordered her to re-enact her rape with a life-size doll. "I had to lie down on the floor and they placed this doll on top of me and started moving it," Ito told AFP. "They were asking 'was it like this?' and taking photos. That was like a second rape." https://japantoday.com/category/national/japanese-women-confront-grim-taboo-by-saying-me-too
  16. She promised him dumplings. 32 rear old female teacher takes sex ed to the back of the car with her 12 year old student http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=235650
  17. Chinese girl marries he grandfather http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=245533&utm_source=dable
  18. So did he get fired for sexual molestation or something else? http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=245321
  19. Facebook's wants your nudes! I doubt people will join this https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/facebook-nude-pictures-naked-revenge-porn-photos-instagram-messenger-upload-prevent-security-a8043971.html
  20. Chinese have been at hard economic work in Loas for quite a while. Many times recently when there with mates no issue taking a friend back. However about 15 years ago after a number of meetings and dates a mate took a girl back to our hotel and at 2am we was woken up and interagated on what the relationship was. My wife had to interview and suggest it was a permanent girlfriend. Turns out in the morning the girl was a virgin and had never seen a razor blade. They didn't get married. A good Laos family friend campaigning against some of the excesses of the government and China disappeared. It's not as nice as it once was. To me the best time was 20-10 years ago when the river side was a dirt road and tiny bars overlooking the river. There is a great series of books about a "Dr Siri" by Colin Cotterill. Good books, better than the average Bangkok authors. Funny I can remember some of the characters based on real people and places now gone in Vientiane. https://www.goodreads.com/series/49714-dr-siri-paiboun
  21. It could be using your own information. Log out of Google, or better use someone else's PC, then do the same experiment I suspect the answer may be different
  22. Not of this Asian Man from Oz gets fined for getting a blow job on a train. Seems his wife was stunned to learn of this. Plus he cleans himself with cola? http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/train-sex-man-in-strife-with-partner-after-public-encounter-with-stranger-went-viral/news-story/4dbac6dd4161aec06a97c6a64b8f87da While in USA woman proposes stranger on plane for toilet sex and he agrees. They get busted as she's a bit noisy http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/couple-who-met-on-virgin-atlantic-plane-caught-in-milehigh-club-sex-act-in-loo/news-story/02304a5a5e09b2a7d9b7d77c1178c3af But back in Asia! Flight attendants orgy. What are dreams made of, unless you fly United. http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/airline-hits-back-over-hostie-orgy-rumour/news-story/419b9f9c4f97123f13cd390bdd282a82
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