My Penis is hungry

Bust instead of being a wanker, get a clue. Take the fucking politics elsewhere

I feel the need to post a whole lot of shir

Well, if ya gotta be an old drunk, I'd rather drool in South Pattaya than Parramatta.

Have any of them NOT had a nose job! A few of them if do,

No. Start your own board about terrorism. It's bad enough reading non fucking or non fun stories without yet more politics.

A platoon of soldiers was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Isis terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar, but less serious, state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened. The soldier reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, when a heavily armed insurgent approached from the opposite direction. We saw each other and both of us took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that the ISIS leader al - Baghdadi was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who would get what he deserves. He yelled back that Bill Shorten is a unionist, good – for - nothing, left wing dickhead who knows bugger all about how to run Australia and should stand down as boss of the ALP. So I said that the new Isis leader dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Penny Wong!' And there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands when a fucking truck hit us.

Yeah - but bouncing balls into the big tits cleavage of your girlfriend would get boring, then what to do?

Followed by being soaked in Hudson River water - not sure what would cause more damage

They'd have usable SatComs for communications, no need to Sat Mobiles,

Plane us normally half full, in this case by the time sorted out finding spare seats, only a few seats left

Agree totally. Nearly every pacific island eat dog.

Bust, the "smell" must have been interesting. I fly Air Nuigini last night for a small flight, huge confusion on the plane, 5 people assigned to seat 10A and another 5 assigned to seat 12A Hysterical.!

That's not bad!

Not yet

Seattle has a tram too going on memory, as does of course KL as it's the only way to get to the terminal.

Dubai is too big and really long walks. Great when it was small. I like KL and how it sits in the middle

Not yet

Not yet

Was there yesterday, actually it does seem a lot calmer lately, not going to Lae though

She had so hot nudes, seemed an interesting person

Why would visiting North Korea be dangerous? Your basically on a guarded tour, nothing you can do! How many tourists have died there in the limited tourists they let in I wonder?

The America's Cup has always had weird rules these rules seem to be made up as it goes along to favour the USA

Well, it's not tied to us, can't we just shove it off somewhere/