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  1. News Ltd just sacked most of their photographers. Out 16 my couson was one of 4 not sacked. He says the only reason he wasn't sacked is he is off bush all the time and they can never find him to sack him. His dad was a great journo and editor. Days of good journos seem gone
  2. OHH - I forget "Happy Hour" It was 25% off That's not "Happy" That's "Smile" "Smirk" or Slight Grin hour! Not Happy!
  3. I went to one recently, down near Suk Soi 67 or somewhere down that way. Wishbeer What an overpriced shithole! Firstly it's a venue that should not be costing much if anything. The drinks - half pint or less $10. Three crappy sausages $20 Just insane. Not even good beer. Not that I like craft beers much.
  4. Wow - From the same day as the previous event I wonder?
  5. You are arent you? El Bust of Karboom
  6. https://world.kapook.com/pin/59118ac04d265a01348b4567
  7. I read the article today, what bothers me, is with hacking still very common, what's to stop the next terrorist attack just to hack a plane and crash it? That really bothers me, as the pilot says, putting computer above human removes the ability of human to fix the problem or at least go back to basic flying. The pilot also makes a VERY good remark not fully realised. "WHY" it happened or "HOW" I had a mate who worked hard to get selected by QANTAS for flying international on the big jets, first day of training it was hot, seriously hot weather, he was tired from coming from Queensland to Sydney, and stressed a bit about the new job. Walked into the QANTAS place and fainted. Couldn't prove "WHY" he fainted, yes, he was dehydrated, tired and hot weather all most likely made him faint. Lived out his live career flying interstate small jets. QANTAS said, can't tell us why, can't have you. So let's replay that in the above story, AIRBUS can't say "WHY" it happened, so frankly, I don't want them!
  8. He's doing very well I understand, can I call you "POP"
  9. I was in Cook Islands recently, bloke I know had a drone, was about $2000 worth He flew it over mountains out of line of sight, it fly for a while, then automatically returned back to him. Amazing footage and technology. Complete with a 4K camera. Was amazing to watch on the remote viewer it climb back up the mountain and go over the top and we can see ourselves about a kilo away
  10. Stage 4 mentioned again, Piggy mentioned this yesterday, was a fav of his. Piggy and I share a similar love of trance,
  11. The Forest Thai movie made by Englishman Paul Storier. Made about 50km from our village in Sakon Nakorn. Quite a well made movie, some nudity that was appreciated some not sure why there. Not bad but my Thai family and friends didn't understand the ending. I had to explain to them. Some things i suspect don't cross cultural barriers. Heaven and Hell was a bit British.
  12. Brilliant! I took this photo a few minutes ago!
  13. In this case it wasn't over booking, which oddly is allowed to happen, it was removing paid seats, which it turns out is illegal, so the airline is happy if we keep saying over booked, it wasn't, it was a illegal removal
  14. One of the few places left from the 90's that hasn't changed much, even some of the "girls" are still there from the 90's! For me was always an afternoon place, after lunch was best. I've had many good times there, I remember meeting a midget (not dwarf) who weighted 30kgs, she'd had one baby, how I have no idea, must have looked weird when pregnant. Anyway, she want to go with me, as I was so much younger and handsomer then. As I was with mates I said, go drink three beers, by then I'll be ready. She came back after two beers, totally shattered, barely walking, and said "Arrr cunt wring no more beer burppppp" I hadn't taken into account that someone weighing 30kgs that two beers was about the same as me drinking quite a lot more! So off we went and did the dead. She had amazing strech marks from being pregnant so I did her up the bum. She seems quite happy and was apparently her speciality. Funny lady. Another good night was the only time I got a blowjob in a Taxi in Thailand. Took a girl I liked, and she started to blow me while riving to a short time hotel. I remember we drove the taxi the wrong way down the Soi. I remember sitting there one time while waiting for Khun Sanuk and a bunch of mates who have long stopped posting here, and looking over my shoulder in the next booth I saw two girls going through a wad of photo's. In one photo one of the girls was totally naked being fucked up the arse. As this was visual proof of what was available, and a great body and not a shark attack victim dressed as mutton I negotiated to take her on the spot. But she was waiting for the bloke in the photo, and I was waiting for Khun sanuk and friends, so her girlfriend said, "No worries, I tell your boyfriend you have to go see an aunty" Off we went., fucked her up the date and was back in time to meet KS and she slinked in the back to meet her boyfriend. One very bad fuck I had from there was with a gal who sat on the floor of the short time hotel in front of me and started to give me a blow job before I could get my black work pants off, EXCELLENT I thought! Great enthusiasm and yep, what she ate for lunch must have been off, as she spewed all over my dick and front of my pants, just lovely! Green seaweed looking stuff hanging off my rapidly shrinking manhood. And I had another meeting to get too! But the best time I had there was watching a young German family eat a late lunch, just as the crowd started to form. Mum, who recognised on the spot that it was an open brothel, NOT a German beer garden was arguing with dad, Dad was pretending the place didn't exist had eyes focused on his sauerkraut and sausages and ignoring sauerkraut wife, son aged about 13 who couldn't keep his eye off all women in tiny outfits who kept waving at him and chatting as they walked past him going to the toilets out the back, meanwhile he also ignored his mum who kept saying to him "Don't talk to them" in German, and daughter 16 who given the hot weather was dressed in tiny top, tiny shorts and was a big girl for her age, pretty much every man there was eyeing her, she was smiling back at all the attention, the ladies working there seemed to take queue from sauerkraut wife and kept nudging the male friends not to look a the young white girl. Ahh the mamories!
  15. Instead of fighting we should be friends, And suck nipples! Dont Fight SUCK NIPPLES
  16. I'm with Mekong on this! I agree with him! Please everyone stick America posts in the USA thread, it aint hard
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