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  1. Guys, thanks a million for the word of support. Its great to know that people have empathy for me...but I m not going to pity myself for long anyway. I cant imagine what its like for kids in Africa and SE Asia dealing with this with no parents, malnourishment and no hope. I m actually lucky. OK, its a real kick, its hurting me so much, my hearts sore...but I ll be stronger for it. I ll get clued up on this, I ve been reading many case studies where people have lived ultra healthy lifestyles, and didnt even need meds for years...I mean seriously healthy. I m looking that some good will come out of it. Its just so hard to take all your ambitions bein thrown up into the air... but as I ve said already. Be careful guys...its the most nauseating feeling and deflating thing when a Doc tells you they have "concerns about the blood test"...thanks again. I ll want to keep posting...and I ll not mope around for too long
  2. I wish you were right Maw, but ARS symptoms occur 2 to 4 weeks after exposure. This is when serconversion occurs. This is the information from the experts...
  3. Hi guys, hadnt been posting much this week. I ve had really devastating news. Dont even know if I should post it,but I thought if it warns even one person about the dangers out there. But more importantly to prevent someone having to go through what I ve been through this last 2 weeks. My blood test showed the HIV antibody. I m so sad and lost. But I m also focused and thinking postive and looking forward. Yes its been a shit. My biggest fear confirmed. A couple of accidents where no use of condom due to bein out of my head and not known what I was doin...I thought about the odds, and thought I would be ok...but I ve been unlucky. My confirmation test comes back tomorrow. I know it will be positive. I know because after the exposure about 2 weeks later, I came down with the worst flu and sore throat, thrush, mouth ulcers for 17 days...I knew in my heart back then, but hadnt the courage to get tested, until now. 17months after. I havent consciously slept with anyone since...but my girlfriend will have to get tested...its all such a mess. I m in the UK shes in Thailand. Its just one problem after the other. I m not so worried about the disease, I m lucky to come from a well enough off back ground...people are much more unlucky than me...with this virus. But be careful out there. Subtype E is the strain that is 95% in Thailand and heterosexually passed. A Harvard uni study showed that this strain can get into your system through langherphan cells on your skin. It doesnt need to get directly into the blood. So be very careful. It only takes one or two slips and that could be that... I would like to post still, but not feeling up to it at the minute. I have lots of support. I wont let this beat me easily. I m mentally strong and feel ok. I m just going to take real good care of myself with my diet. Theres also lots of hope out there about advances in using the body to fight this virus for everyone...if only Bush would step down and let the scientists get on with it... so ve be careful once again. A few minutes of pleasure isnt worth this. Find yourself a nice girl and be happy with her...I m going to regret not doing that for ever, cheers, Chris.
  4. >A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem. > >He was unable to get his penis erect. > >The doctor checked him out, then told him that the muscles around the >base of his penis were > >damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he >could actually do for him. > >However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if the >man was willing to take the risk. > >The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's >trunk into the man's penis. > >The man thought about it for a while. > >The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again >was just too much for him to bear. > >So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect >on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. > >A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go try >out his newly renovated equipment. > >As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took >her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. > >However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs >that continued to the point of being extremely painful. > >To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his penis immediately >sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll > >and then returned to his trousers. > >His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her >face said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again? > >" With tears in his eyes, he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure >if another bread roll will fit up my arse..." >
  5. here is a classic blond joke...(need to open link for punch line) Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, " Of course, it's right there." blond joke
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